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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!
You can't make an omelette...
Without a pan
Life is what you make it...."
So let's make it rock 
God have watched far too many Hannah Montana's 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!
You can't make an omelette...
Without a pan
Life is what you make it...."
By breaking eggs. (Much like an omelette...;-))
All that glitters... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!
You can't make an omelette...
Without a pan
Life is what you make it....
By breaking eggs. (Much like an omelette...;-))
All that glitters..."
is not gold oo silver |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"You can't polish a turd....but you can roll it in glitter!
You can't make an omelette...
Without a pan
Life is what you make it....
By breaking eggs. (Much like an omelette...;-))
All that glitters...
is not gold oo silver"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is 
Every cloud...
cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !"
oops forgot my bit
just when you thought it was safe ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is
Every cloud...
cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !
oops forgot my bit
just when you thought it was safe ....."
they start to come out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is
Every cloud...
cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !
oops forgot my bit
just when you thought it was safe .....
they start to come out
That's why people say my two dads are gay..
Good things come...
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and they make you await |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is
Every cloud...
cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !
oops forgot my bit
just when you thought it was safe .....
they start to come out
That's why people say my two dads are gay..
Good things come...
and they make you await "
fer ages
never count your chicks ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..is worth two hands on her bush!!... I think thats what it is
Every cloud...
cuckoo land has it's fair share of long term residents !
oops forgot my bit
just when you thought it was safe .....
they start to come out
That's why people say my two dads are gay..
Good things come...
and they make you await
fer ages
never count your chicks ..."
Till you've fucked em all.
A long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"journey starts with the first step.
Never put off
something you don't have to do.
You know you have fucked up when....."
it all goes silent ..
the early bird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"journey starts with the first step.
Never put off
something you don't have to do.
You know you have fucked up when..... it all goes silent ..
the early bird"
,,,has clearly be up fucking all night
It takes two to.... |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
Who knows |
"journey starts with the first step.
Never put off
something you don't have to do.
You know you have fucked up when..... it all goes silent ..
the early bird
,,,has clearly be up fucking all night
It takes two to...."
Make up that 3sum with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dp! lol
Tomorrow.....
is the day after today.
I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.
We are but players who .."
Dance from bed to bed.
She was only the greengrocers daughter but.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dp! lol
Tomorrow.....
is the day after today.
I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.
We are but players who ..
Dance from bed to bed.
She was only the greengrocers daughter but...."
she knew where the cucumber went
Lifes a bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dp! lol
Tomorrow.....
is the day after today.
I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.
We are but players who ..
Dance from bed to bed.
She was only the greengrocers daughter but....
she knew where the cucumber went
Lifes a bitch"
And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!
Don't get mad.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dp! lol
Tomorrow.....
is the day after today.
I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.
We are but players who ..
Dance from bed to bed.
She was only the greengrocers daughter but....
she knew where the cucumber went
Lifes a bitch
And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!
Don't get mad...."
get the whip out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dp! lol
Tomorrow.....
is the day after today.
I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.
We are but players who ..
Dance from bed to bed.
She was only the greengrocers daughter but....
she knew where the cucumber went
Lifes a bitch
And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!
Don't get mad...."
get stoned...
The hills are alive with..... |
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"Dp! lol
Tomorrow.....
is the day after today.
I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.
We are but players who ..
Dance from bed to bed.
She was only the greengrocers daughter but....
she knew where the cucumber went
Lifes a bitch
And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!
Don't get mad....
get stoned...
The hills are alive with....."
Doggers
One swallow does not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dp! lol
Tomorrow.....
is the day after today.
I wouldn't say.....it was any bigger than a gismo.
We are but players who ..
Dance from bed to bed.
She was only the greengrocers daughter but....
she knew where the cucumber went
Lifes a bitch
And you are one... say my name bitch, say my name...!
Don't get mad....
get stoned...
The hills are alive with.....
Doggers
One swallow does not"
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............"
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day |
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day"
But every pussy has two
Look before you........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day"
every pussy gets shagged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........"
put your cock in
a rolling stone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........"
send a message saying do you want a shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........"
Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth 
Its not the size of..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........
put your cock in
a rolling stone"
putting your cock in a rolling stone will squash it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........
Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth
Its not the size of....."
of the man it's what inside you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........
Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth
Its not the size of....."
The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....
I was working in the lab, late one night..... |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........
Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth
Its not the size of.....
The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....
I was working in the lab, late one night....."
I'd got a little behind,....... my girlfriend says its cute as well...
When in Rome... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........
Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth
Its not the size of.....
The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....
I was working in the lab, late one night.....
I'd got a little behind,....... my girlfriend says its cute as well...
When in Rome..."
have pizza  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"One swallow does not
Empty you mouth if he is a heavy cummer!
Once apon a time...
There were 3 little............
tits - ooophs bad boob job
every dog has its day
But every pussy has two
Look before you........
Stick you cock in somewhere, it might have teeth
Its not the size of.....
The nail, it's how hard you hit it with the hammer....
I was working in the lab, late one night.....
I'd got a little behind,....... my girlfriend says its cute as well...
When in Rome...
have pizza "
followed by an orgy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock..."
come strut your stuff round the back of the dock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time"
obviously you are much too young to remember Crackerjack lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!"
and blow a raspeberry x |
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x"
Whilst licking windows... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows..."
naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked"
and lovinit
once upon a time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time"
and again
no good closing the door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time and again
no good closing the door "
Ill poke it through the letterbox
Jack and gill went up...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time and again
no good closing the door
Ill poke it through the letterbox
Jack and gill went up......"
for a thrill
will the last person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time and again
no good closing the door
Ill poke it through the letterbox
Jack and gill went up......for a thrill
will the last person"
Turn the light off on your way to bed |
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time and again
no good closing the door
Ill poke it through the letterbox
Jack and gill went up......for a thrill
will the last person
Turn the light off on your way to bed"
Then sit on my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time and again
no good closing the door
Ill poke it through the letterbox
Jack and gill went up......for a thrill
will the last person
Turn the light off on your way to bed
Then sit on my face "
Not entirely on thread but no one else seems to be leaving a str8 line
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you moralise
when I'm between your thighs
you blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I,ll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we're both 69
if we sit on our faces
in all sorts of places
and stay
till we're blown away
back to the game
She was only the fishmongers daughter......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time and again
no good closing the door
Ill poke it through the letterbox
Jack and gill went up......for a thrill
will the last person
Turn the light off on your way to bed
Then sit on my face
Not entirely on thread but no one else seems to be leaving a str8 line
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you moralise
when I'm between your thighs
you blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I,ll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we're both 69
if we sit on our faces
in all sorts of places
and stay
till we're blown away
back to the game
She was only the fishmongers daughter......
"
who liked a ten foot cock and a few hundred virgins (apologies to Tim Minchin) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will you feed me
to the lions
rock around...
the clock
says its time to play
Its friday its five o'clock...
who needs a time
Just a place
on my face!
and blow a raspeberry x
Whilst licking windows...
naked and lovinit
once upon a time and again
no good closing the door
Ill poke it through the letterbox
Jack and gill went up......for a thrill
will the last person
Turn the light off on your way to bed
Then sit on my face
Not entirely on thread but no one else seems to be leaving a str8 line
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me....
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you moralise
when I'm between your thighs
you blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I,ll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we're both 69
if we sit on our faces
in all sorts of places
and stay
till we're blown away
back to the game
She was only the fishmongers daughter......
"
who knew how to lie on the slab and say fill et
he who laughts last |
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"If I was the only Single Man on fab
So we were inthe desert and
and i saw a camel.
its a small world but..
I would wanna walk it
A penny saved is a penny...."
is 0.002p you owe in tax!!!!
Jack sprat could eat not fat..... |
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"If I was the only Single Man on fab
So we were inthe desert and
and i saw a camel.
its a small world but..
I would wanna walk it
A penny saved is a penny....
is 0.002p you owe in tax!!!!
Jack sprat could eat not fat....."
instead he kissed and nibbled it |
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