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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham

Usual is I can’t get hard with one.

XX

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

"I don't use them because..."

My cock is a naturist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I’ve had the snip”

“I can’t get hard with one on”

Or the usual “I’m allergic” but when I tell them there are latex free condoms their response suddenly changed to one of the other two I’ve mentioned above...

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By *wingfellowMan  over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

If safety weren’t so important I’d say i couldn’t because I have bad calves and can’t bend past the knee to put it on

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go."

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never had a guy try to.get out of wearing a condom

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

I wear them for disease reasons (ie not wanting one), but sometimes I do have trouble finishing with one on, which appears to cause upset.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

"

National

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go."

‘I don’t like them’....

Oh okay said I then I opened the door and shooed them out! Good riddance!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

"

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

...don't have occasion to.

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By *umblebee76Man  over a year ago

hull

I allergic to them and make my penis swell to extreme sizes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't, they don't expand enough to fit.

Seriously though, why would you not wear one, there are so many reasons to.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I can't, they don't expand enough to fit.

Seriously though, why would you not wear one, there are so many reasons to."

Selfish reasons.....!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't, they don't expand enough to fit.

Seriously though, why would you not wear one, there are so many reasons to.

Selfish reasons.....! "

not a lot of respect for the other person's health or wellbeing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My penis doesn’t look good in a wet suit and a bobble hat.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

National "

Has alto spell put the rong word ?

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains "

No that wos,my alto spell.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell."

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?"

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Don't mind wearing them at all.

Tend to last longer when wearing one.

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By *arkRichMan  over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

I am an Organic Lover...

I don’t use any additives,

Just pure natural love...

And a bit of spit (Natural Lube)

Something Keith Lemon said

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes "

So you like to play with danger then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am an Organic Lover...

I don’t use any additives,

Just pure natural love...

And a bit of spit (Natural Lube)

Something Keith Lemon said"

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then? "

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe "

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on? "

Cos he has to concentrate so hard to figure out which way up it goes

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom. "

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cos he has to concentrate so hard to figure out which way up it goes "

Lol. I never understood it. I'd like to know if there's a real serious reason though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on? "

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot."

Are you serious? Sorry but it takes seconds to put a condom on. I wouldn't class what you said as a real reason.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ? "

Op did arsk for the worst excuse you can think of.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive stopped putting condoms on guys as my eyes are to bad but it takes seconds. Ive had guys whip them out the packet and on so quick ive had to double check

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

Are you serious? Sorry but it takes seconds to put a condom on. I wouldn't class what you said as a real reason."

You find condoms sexy, ok each to there own. Isn’t it a reason, what was the question again ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot."

Ask the girl to put it on for you, with her hand, or with her mouth... sexier.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ? "

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

Ask the girl to put it on for you, with her hand, or with her mouth... sexier.

"

I have enjoyed placing a condom on a man! The thing about they aren’t hot is an excuse and it playing with danger but I would just show him the door if he even whinged about them

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it "

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

"

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party "

I'm not saying i wood or woodount do it.

I wos just arnsaring the op,s question.

Ok so hiperthetikall...

You chat to a guy.

You decide to meet that guy.

You both go to the bedroom.

You pall out the box of condoms.

He sed he'd rother not use 1 as he's still a virgin and wants his 1 time to be natural.

Even if its true its also a excuse to not use 1 to.

Can you see wear I'm comeing from ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

Ask the girl to put it on for you, with her hand, or with her mouth... sexier.

I have enjoyed placing a condom on a man! The thing about they aren’t hot is an excuse and it playing with danger but I would just show him the door if he even whinged about them "

Calm down, I always wear one.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party

I'm not saying i wood or woodount do it.

I wos just arnsaring the op,s question.

Ok so hiperthetikall...

You chat to a guy.

You decide to meet that guy.

You both go to the bedroom.

You pall out the box of condoms.

He sed he'd rother not use 1 as he's still a virgin and wants his 1 time to be natural.

Even if its true its also a excuse to not use 1 to.

Can you see wear I'm comeing from ? "

Yes I can see where you are coming from. If I was in that situation he would still have to wear a condom for all different reasons. In my opinion penetration is not the best part of sex!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party

I'm not saying i wood or woodount do it.

I wos just arnsaring the op,s question.

Ok so hiperthetikall...

You chat to a guy.

You decide to meet that guy.

You both go to the bedroom.

You pall out the box of condoms.

He sed he'd rother not use 1 as he's still a virgin and wants his 1 time to be natural.

Even if its true its also a excuse to not use 1 to.

Can you see wear I'm comeing from ? "

but you would of already discussed that with a meet prior

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

Ask the girl to put it on for you, with her hand, or with her mouth... sexier.

I have enjoyed placing a condom on a man! The thing about they aren’t hot is an excuse and it playing with danger but I would just show him the door if he even whinged about them

Calm down, I always wear one."

Glad to hear it Mr Impala and I’m very calm tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party

I'm not saying i wood or woodount do it.

I wos just arnsaring the op,s question.

Ok so hiperthetikall...

You chat to a guy.

You decide to meet that guy.

You both go to the bedroom.

You pall out the box of condoms.

He sed he'd rother not use 1 as he's still a virgin and wants his 1 time to be natural.

Even if its true its also a excuse to not use 1 to.

Can you see wear I'm comeing from ? "

I do yes dont worry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cos he wants to breed innit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cos he wants to breed innit"

This

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Cos he wants to breed innit"

All the more reason to use a French letter (wow) to avoid unplanned pregnancy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

Ask the girl to put it on for you, with her hand, or with her mouth... sexier.

I have enjoyed placing a condom on a man! The thing about they aren’t hot is an excuse and it playing with danger but I would just show him the door if he even whinged about them

Calm down, I always wear one.

Glad to hear it Mr Impala and I’m very calm tonight... "

Cool. The little fella doesn’t like to get wet.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party

I'm not saying i wood or woodount do it.

I wos just arnsaring the op,s question.

Ok so hiperthetikall...

You chat to a guy.

You decide to meet that guy.

You both go to the bedroom.

You pall out the box of condoms.

He sed he'd rother not use 1 as he's still a virgin and wants his 1 time to be natural.

Even if its true its also a excuse to not use 1 to.

Can you see wear I'm comeing from ?

Yes I can see where you are coming from. If I was in that situation he would still have to wear a condom for all different reasons. In my opinion penetration is not the best part of sex! "

I woodount no. I've not had any in the 1st place

But ya my original arnsar is just hiperthetikall to op,s hiperthetikall question.

Wether i wood or woodount do that in real is a different matter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't see the point in using them. At this point there is nothing new I can catch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had the whole allergic thing - yup so am I so I have skyns latex free.

Lose sensation- nope skyns are quite natural feeling.

Too tight- I have both sizes

Lose erection- sure when I put it on with my mouth they won't

Yeah every excuse can be countered

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

Ask the girl to put it on for you, with her hand, or with her mouth... sexier.

I have enjoyed placing a condom on a man! The thing about they aren’t hot is an excuse and it playing with danger but I would just show him the door if he even whinged about them

Calm down, I always wear one.

Glad to hear it Mr Impala and I’m very calm tonight...

Cool. The little fella doesn’t like to get wet. "

‘Little fella’...? Cough cough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cos he wants to breed innit

All the more reason to use a French letter (wow) to avoid unplanned pregnancy. "

Cum in an envelope.

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party

I'm not saying i wood or woodount do it.

I wos just arnsaring the op,s question.

Ok so hiperthetikall...

You chat to a guy.

You decide to meet that guy.

You both go to the bedroom.

You pall out the box of condoms.

He sed he'd rother not use 1 as he's still a virgin and wants his 1 time to be natural.

Even if its true its also a excuse to not use 1 to.

Can you see wear I'm comeing from ?

but you would of already discussed that with a meet prior"

In real life yes.

But for the op,s hiperthetikall question no. That's how it works as a bad excuse. witch is wot op arsked for in the 1st place

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Cos he wants to breed innit

All the more reason to use a French letter (wow) to avoid unplanned pregnancy.

Cum in an envelope. "

Ha ha that term could confuse some men

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By *icplshropsCouple  over a year ago

Rock

They only had packs of 15s in the shops and not the smaller packets.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"No allergies so, any ideas why a guy can lose his erection soon as he puts a condom on?

Cause condoms aren’t sexy and stopping to put one on isn’t hot.

"

And yet, soldiers can put their guns together in record time and in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have problems with the lubricant. I've tried different lubes too but still causes soreness, bv and thrush but I still use them. I'll deal with those consiquences after. Rather those ones than any others!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't see the point in using them. At this point there is nothing new I can catch "

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By *ficouldMan  over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"What's the worst excuse you can think of for not using a condom?

"I don't use them because..."

And go.

I'm still a virgin and my 1st time shood be national.

(natural)

Virgin - national

seaside you think way too much about trains

No that wos,my alto spell.

Seeside, did you mean natural? As in you believe because you're a virgin, you believe your first time should be natural sex without a condom?

That's wot it wos ment to say yes

So you like to play with danger then?

Not at all.

That's wot tests are for. If i ever got that far with sumone id politeley request to see sum up to date tests with a promise that butreen taking tests and test rezolts thar won't be anyone els inbutreen.

But i wos just arnsaring the ops question thoe

Your answer wasn’t really an ‘excuse’ for not wearing a condom.

Wot wood you call it then if its not a excuse ?

It’s a predicament.

I took the question as if two people were about to have sex with each other and he was using an excuse not to wear one. That was my take on it

That's how i sor it to.

I'm not saying i wood or woodount use 1 in real but y carnt I use my virginity as a excuse to not wear 1 ?

In the end its still a excuse to not use 1 witch is wot the op wos asking for.

It’s a bit selfish but thats only my opinion. I suppose you would have to agree it with the other party

I'm not saying i wood or woodount do it.

I wos just arnsaring the op,s question.

Ok so hiperthetikall...

You chat to a guy.

You decide to meet that guy.

You both go to the bedroom.

You pall out the box of condoms.

He sed he'd rother not use 1 as he's still a virgin and wants his 1 time to be natural.

Even if its true its also a excuse to not use 1 to.

Can you see wear I'm comeing from ?

but you would of already discussed that with a meet prior

In real life yes.

But for the op,s hiperthetikall question no. That's how it works as a bad excuse. witch is wot op arsked for in the 1st place

"

Perfectly explained Seeside!

(and as for your autocorrect spelling mistake, I think it might have come up with a good idea for you. Look further afield for a lady who might match you)

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