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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

be the Earth, I would be the sun so I could go down on you every night!

Any other charming pick up lines

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahah I will use that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your name Gillette....? Because your the best a man can get....!!!

Did it work???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your name Gillette....? Because your the best a man can get....!!!

Did it work???

Not on me but on a lady it could have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok what about....

Are you google because your everything I’ve been searching for...

How’s that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you my appendix? Because ive got a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a camera?

Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is your ass dipped in sugar? Because it looks sweeeet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't had sex in 3 years. Can I fuck you?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""I haven't had sex in 3 years. Can I fuck you?""
Works for me

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By *offee with MilkCouple over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

""I haven't had sex in 3 years. Can I fuck you?""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If carlsberg did girls.................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“My mate wants to get off with you..”

(My friends to him in a nightclub... it worked and we were married for 20 years haha!)

So be careful who you chat up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“My mate wants to get off with you..”

(My friends to him in a nightclub... it worked and we were married for 20 years haha!)

So be careful who you chat up!! "

I'm slightly concerned that we are the same person. Most of your posts I could have written

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Do you know you've got spanner eyes? Every time you look at me my nuts tighten!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“My mate wants to get off with you..”

(My friends to him in a nightclub... it worked and we were married for 20 years haha!)

So be careful who you chat up!!

I'm slightly concerned that we are the same person. Most of your posts I could have written

Haha really? Maybe your my twin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised

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