I freefall abseiled off the Forth Rail Bridge. I was fucking terrified. Trains were going over the top and the whole thing was shaking. I’m scared of heights and I had to climb through the railing to get to the outside. Had a panic attack just before I pushed off and was convinced I was going to die.
Never again.
I did raise £1.5k for a children’s brain injury charity though. Next time I’m just baking cakes though! |
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Eat elephant trunk clam.
They brought it out on this long dish, and as we were eating other stuff it gradually came out of its shell until there was about a foot and a half of it sticking out.
Then chef came over and went chopchopchopchopchopchopplonk.
I'm there like 
"So...ummm...just like that huh? Not gonna, y'know, cook it or anything?"
So I gave it a go. Chewed it for about 5 minutes, and when I took it out of my gob it looked exactly the same as when it went in.
Tried it cooked as well, that was actually quite nice, but raw - well, alive actually I suppose - meh, I could take it or leave it. More leave it tbh.
Ditto pig's uterus |
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"Start an all day session and not plan food breaks..
Eatin's Cheatin!
It is if its elephants trunk clam, not if its pigs uterus "
Yeah...that one I'm deffo never going near again. Not sure if it was psychosomatic but I could swear there was a hint of urea about it... |
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"Neither.But at least receiving I wouldn't have to worry about hygiene 
I wouldn't care to gamble on that myself. "
I always ensure I'm spotlessly clean down there, you could say I'm a bit anal about it  |
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"Neither.But at least receiving I wouldn't have to worry about hygiene
I wouldn't care to gamble on that myself.
I always ensure I'm spotlessly clean down there, you could say I'm a bit anal about it "
Rotfl |
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"So we all have bucket lists how about something we would never do ....Again 
My ex
Either my exwife or my last exgirlfriend. Well, maybe the exgf if it was a revenge fuck. "
Ouch |
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Challenge my friend to pull off the cup I was sucking to my chin. I put up a good fight, she couldn't do it.
I had a perfect circle bruise around my chin when I woke up  |
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"Challenge my friend to pull off the cup I was sucking to my chin. I put up a good fight, she couldn't do it.
I had a perfect circle bruise around my chin when I woke up "
That’s to funny |
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Have an affair with a married woman whilst husband was at work..... I shouldn't have done it...
Caused some right bollox for them.. Divorced,house sold... Etc etc
Never again.. I was selfish rude and shouldn't have gone there,disrespectful., |
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