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Yeah but when will you call me. I know you said you would but when. Give me a time and date. Will it be tomorrow, you can call tomorrow... or on your way home. Why not do that? Call on your way home... and when you get home.... and tomorrow 'coz the first two were just to check you are safe and don't count. So call me tomorrow and on the way home. You can text when you are home and I'll call you. Promise you'll call, go on promise, promise and tell me when.....oops I nearly forgot... come in and take your coat off. Would you like a coffee before we go upstairs? |
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"Hee heee... that wasn't me silly, that was the dog rimming you.
Have you any peanut butter...drives him wild ..."
and he has a big cock if you want we can  |
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"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you
I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day."
ok get the bag and put it on over your head |
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"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you
I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head"
Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then  |
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"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you
I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head
Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then "
yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you |
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"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you
I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head
Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you"
I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight. |
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"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you
I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head
Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you
I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight."
its just aswell i fucked ur other half so before we met |
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"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you
I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head
Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you
I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight.its just aswell i fucked ur other half so before we met"
Ohhhhhh that's what the grey dusty stuff is.... did you put the urn back on the fireplace? |
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Never been lucky in love
Been married twice now
First wife died eating poisoned mushrooms
Second wife an axe blow to the head
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Really that's awful how did the second wife's death happen ?
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She didn't like mushrooms xx  |
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"jesus you really are ugly im not fucking you
I feel the same.... but a shag is a shag at the end of the day.ok get the bag and put it on over your head
Oh... you can tell I'm going to be sick then yes you shouldn't have ate all the pies you were trying to loss weight weren't you
I wasn't going to until you got your cock out.... and I realised it was going to be the only way I would feel satisfied tonight.its just aswell i fucked ur other half so before we met
Ohhhhhh that's what the grey dusty stuff is.... did you put the urn back on the fireplace?"
was that ur teeth that was in that vase on the fireplace |
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Gutted you twat
later
