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I love brilliant one liners

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like guys to send nice proper decent messages but sometimes that good old one liner is as brilliant as anything.

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fancy a shag is usually what I get

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some guy has just said, i dont know about living next door to you but your right up my street and it just made me laugh lol

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Some guy has just said, i dont know about living next door to you but your right up my street and it just made me laugh lol"

Ohhh thats quite a good one...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a shag is usually what I get

Oooh you get the posh guys then

Cause it's usually fancy a fuck xx

By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Can you fellate my penis when masterbating your vagina lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a message from a guy last night with a pic attached... he had a huge mono-brow!, I told him I wouldn't know whether to fuck 'im or pluck 'im

By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I like my mono brow lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooh lemme go at it wi' me tweezers!!

... then we'll sort out yer monobrow