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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in the gym today and went to the pool area after it. I was in the sauna and could hear people speaking loudly but not clearly in the jacuzzi. I went into the jacuzzi 10min later and two guys were in there and one said to the other "jesus we got dragged into that conversation" and I butted in asking them what it was about and they said there was an American woman in the jacuzzi and when two older men found out she was American they were bombarding her with questions and on trump and asking her why Americans support him, what does she think of gays,, immigrants, what's wrong with America etc.. She was there to relax on a trip in Ireland and dopey anti trump fools jump all over her in a jacuzzi. She eventually got up and left without even saying anything supportive of trump. She had absolutely no interest in politics by the sounds of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was on holiday recently and went to the local supermarket. Then in the que I was stood behind a woman that gave £10 worth of 5p coins over to the bloke. I was stood there ages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t like that Thursday and Friday is the same amount of time as Saturday and Sunday but the two sets of days have a totally different time span in my mind ?? |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I was in the gym today and went to the pool area after it. I was in the sauna and could hear people speaking loudly but not clearly in the jacuzzi. I went into the jacuzzi 10min later and two guys were in there and one said to the other "jesus we got dragged into that conversation" and I butted in asking them what it was about and they said there was an American woman in the jacuzzi and when two older men found out she was American they were bombarding her with questions and on trump and asking her why Americans support him, what does she think of gays,, immigrants, what's wrong with America etc.. She was there to relax on a trip in Ireland and dopey anti trump fools jump all over her in a jacuzzi. She eventually got up and left without even saying anything supportive of trump. She had absolutely no interest in politics by the sounds of it. "
Ranting on someone else’s behalf? Novel approach
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I was on holiday recently and went to the local supermarket. Then in the que I was stood behind a woman that gave £10 worth of 5p coins over to the bloke. I was stood there ages."
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"In need of good shag but the messages filled with knob and/or entitlement are really grating right now  "
Pink shows me the sort of messages she gets and I can imagine it would drive you potty. Plus there are some ugly penises on Fab
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I don’t like that Thursday and Friday is the same amount of time as Saturday and Sunday but the two sets of days have a totally different time span in my mind ??"
All are a chance for new experiences and memories
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to rant about those fools in the supermarkets that use the aisles as social clubs, usually double parking trolleys and blocking anyone from getting by....Twats!
Those same Twats then decide that after catching up on the adventures of uncle knobhead, they proceed to checkouts, and then decide to stop in front of the stores main doors, causing yet another blockage, so they can check their fucking receipts.
Ffs, do it in the car, at home, on the shitter, just anywhere but the entrance to the shop you inconsiderate fuckwits!!!!!
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I'd like to rant about those fools in the supermarkets that use the aisles as social clubs, usually double parking trolleys and blocking anyone from getting by....Twats!
Those same Twats then decide that after catching up on the adventures of uncle knobhead, they proceed to checkouts, and then decide to stop in front of the stores main doors, causing yet another blockage, so they can check their fucking receipts.
Ffs, do it in the car, at home, on the shitter, just anywhere but the entrance to the shop you inconsiderate fuckwits!!!!!
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Those people get right up my nose - supermarkets should create cordoned off areas for them so they don’t get in the way.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those people get right up my nose - supermarkets should create cordoned off areas for them so they don’t get in the way.
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They should flash a big sign at the entrance....
'This is a shop, a place to exchange goods for money. NOT A SOCIAL CLUBHOUSE!'
I bugs me just a smidge  |
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"We edge ever closer to the weekend and now, this day is the time for rants
Bring your rants and set them free so you might enjoy the weekend.
Make them good though, eh?"
Know all muppets over reacting.
Horrible losers venting.
Idiots.
Everywhere stupidity.
*editors note. I may be in a bad mood today and it's only 07:40
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"We edge ever closer to the weekend and now, this day is the time for rants
Bring your rants and set them free so you might enjoy the weekend.
Make them good though, eh?
Know all muppets over reacting.
Horrible losers venting.
Idiots.
Everywhere stupidity.
*editors note. I may be in a bad mood today and it's only 07:40
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Other than football, what is bugging you today?
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"We edge ever closer to the weekend and now, this day is the time for rants
Bring your rants and set them free so you might enjoy the weekend.
Make them good though, eh?
Know all muppets over reacting.
Horrible losers venting.
Idiots.
Everywhere stupidity.
*editors note. I may be in a bad mood today and it's only 07:40
Other than football, what is bugging you today?
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I'm OK with the footie. 
The only bonus to being between jobs, I've never seen so much of the world cup.
As for the rest....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.
Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)
I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.
Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In need of good shag but the messages filled with knob and/or entitlement are really grating right now
Pink shows me the sort of messages she gets and I can imagine it would drive you potty. Plus there are some ugly penises on Fab
I agree with that 1 I think delusional springs to mind..
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.
Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)
I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.
Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.
Rant over "
A bit of an escape there. Letting agents can be knobs - not all of them though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.
Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)
I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.
Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.
Rant over
A bit of an escape there. Letting agents can be knobs - not all of them though.
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Yes. After having a mortgage for 20 years Im beginning to realise that.
As in all jobs there are good and not so good people doing them. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"So I went to view a flat. Along with a lot of other people it seems.
Asked for application form so I could apply. They took my email address down wrong- twice- I then got sent a letter addressed to someone else (gdpr anyone?)
I applied and after chasing up outcome was told the landlord has let to someone else. Then the phone was put down on me.
Thankfully I didnt pay the £200 non refundable fees.
Rant over
A bit of an escape there. Letting agents can be knobs - not all of them though.
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Yes. After having a mortgage for 20 years Im beginning to realise that.
As in all jobs there are good and not so good people doing them. "
It’s been a bit of an eye opener for me
My opinion of what a double bedroom is seems to be different to theirs  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I only had 2 hours sleep last night and I’m too tired to rant. Please may someone rant on my behalf? The topic is ‘nighttime roadworks on the M6’.
Thank you in advance. "
M6 is enough for me
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Just got home from a 12 hour shift or rather 14 with travelling. Stopped at Tescos for bacon banged it in the pan bread butterd but I've no red souse for it noooooooooooo"
Someone ring the Red Cross - bladey is in need
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"Just got home from a 12 hour shift or rather 14 with travelling. Stopped at Tescos for bacon banged it in the pan bread butterd but I've no red souse for it noooooooooooo
Someone ring the Red Cross - bladey is in need
But due to poor planning - denied "
Obviously you've no idea of how a man needs his tomato souse on his bacon sarnie. Shakes head in dispare.. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I’m sure it’s not in my job description but I’m outside rounding sheep up! No two days are the same "
Let me get my wellies on and I’ll help Babs..
I’m sure Pink will offer her organisational skills too
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.
I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.
It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting. |
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People who litter! I live near a parade of shops with a fantastic chicken and chips shop. Every morning i drive by on way to train station. The area is littered with boxes etc. From that takeaway. Just dropped by selfish twats. There are bins,
plenty of them! the twats are just lazy. |
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"People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.
I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.
It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting."
Its always been to serious mate. As they say if you can't beat them join them. This is supposed to be fun not rules rules rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.
I put a humane trap in the shed because I struggle with dead things. It's like a box with 2 entrances, they go in, but can't get out. Oh yes they flipping can. I opened the box to find just crumbs left from the peanuts I put in it, but no rats or mice. They are taking me for a ride. Bastards. I can't bring myself to use the air rifle and the poison didn't work.
I don't have a Plan D!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.
I put a humane trap in the shed because I struggle with dead things. It's like a box with 2 entrances, they go in, but can't get out. Oh yes they flipping can. I opened the box to find just crumbs left from the peanuts I put in it, but no rats or mice. They are taking me for a ride. Bastards. I can't bring myself to use the air rifle and the poison didn't work.
I don't have a Plan D!
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Dana go on YouTube and if you have a blue tooth speaker or a way to play stuff louder from your phone, search for rat in distress and play it quite loud where you can hear the rats. It sounds awful cos it's a recording of a rat squealing in a trap but it worked for my friend when she had rats in her loft! |
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"People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.
I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.
It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting."
Just an observation Seeside, it’s not funny I agree but nor is the thread fun anymore. It became very dictatorial considering it’s a forum on a swinging site. This may be the reason ppl are treating it the way they are |
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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago
Lincoln |
Trying to sell things on FB Marketplace and the amount of people who don’t read the listing and just see the picture and press the button which sends an ‘I’m interested’ message
Then those who say they’re coming and just don’t turn up
Or the ones who try and barter you down from an already ridiculously low price then ask you to deliver
TB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear PinkSwing.
Would you be so good as to dispense a measure of your approval for my rant on this gloriously sunny day?
What happened was; As previously agreed with my customer, I attended on time at their home to be greeted with the news that my presence (and that of the carpenter that had also arranged time out of his busy schedule) was not required now, as the floor layers hadn't turned up the day before.
We were apparently not worthy of being informed of this turn of events.
I am a bit fecked off 
Yours emotionally.
G3orgie x |
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My rant is geography related, certain areas of the UK aren’t needed. Fab’s version of the Midlands needs to be eradicated. Not the ppl in it obviously, they can relocate. This would make the whole distance problem better for everyone on Fab
* I’m not just thinking about myself obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo "
Leave the fromage alone!  |
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo
Leave the fromage alone! "
Smell the cheese you mothah....
I miss Alan Partridge.  |
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo
Leave the fromage alone! "
More cheese |
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo
Leave the fromage alone!
Smell the cheese you mothah....
I miss Alan Partridge. "
This isn’t going quite as I’d planned |
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo
Leave the fromage alone!
Smell the cheese you mothah....
I miss Alan Partridge.
This isn’t going quite as I’d planned "
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo
Leave the fromage alone!
Smell the cheese you mothah....
I miss Alan Partridge.
This isn’t going quite as I’d planned
You had a plan? "
Yes I wanted my rant approving |
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo
Leave the fromage alone!
Smell the cheese you mothah....
I miss Alan Partridge.
This isn’t going quite as I’d planned
You had a plan?
Yes I wanted my rant approving "
Ah, I see not my department I'm afraid.
You need to have a word with the OP.
Oh, hold on.......  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who litter! I live near a parade of shops with a fantastic chicken and chips shop. Every morning i drive by on way to train station. The area is littered with boxes etc. From that takeaway. Just dropped by selfish twats. There are bins,
plenty of them! the twats are just lazy. "
Littering gets my goat - in the street and even knobs who just abandon their rubbish in a food place.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My week's rant,
Waiting!
I seem to waiting for lots of things at the moment.
I don't want to wait.
I want it now!
Yes I know all good things come to those that wait, but....
*sigh! "
Word sista
Waiting is a pain in the balls/flaps sometimes
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.
I put a humane trap in the shed because I struggle with dead things. It's like a box with 2 entrances, they go in, but can't get out. Oh yes they flipping can. I opened the box to find just crumbs left from the peanuts I put in it, but no rats or mice. They are taking me for a ride. Bastards. I can't bring myself to use the air rifle and the poison didn't work.
I don't have a Plan D!
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Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help
Irritants in the garden is an approved |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Trying to sell things on FB Marketplace and the amount of people who don’t read the listing and just see the picture and press the button which sends an ‘I’m interested’ message
Then those who say they’re coming and just don’t turn up
Or the ones who try and barter you down from an already ridiculously low price then ask you to deliver
TB"
‘Will you take £20 for it?’
‘Er no, it’s £50 because that’s what it’s worth’
Knobs
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People won't take my 0 meet club seriously anymore.
I try to help people out and all i seem to get back Not literally but hiparthetikley is a middle finger.
It's retched the stage wear its no longer funny and its putting others off from posting."
I think people aren’t posting as it’s getting a bit restrictive and demanding. The adverts for your social don’t help either - gives it a feel that the thread is just there to promote your do.
Be inclusive and welcoming the way it used to be and it might go back to its original intentions - which I still think are good ones.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Dear PinkSwing.
Would you be so good as to dispense a measure of your approval for my rant on this gloriously sunny day?
What happened was; As previously agreed with my customer, I attended on time at their home to be greeted with the news that my presence (and that of the carpenter that had also arranged time out of his busy schedule) was not required now, as the floor layers hadn't turned up the day before.
We were apparently not worthy of being informed of this turn of events.
I am a bit fecked off
Yours emotionally.
G3orgie x"
Time management and admin?
I’ve wandered out of the office and found a quiet spot ready for a telephone interview. Said interview didn’t happen and it might be the fault of the recruitment person
Your rant and mine approved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.
I put a humane trap in the shed because I struggle with dead things. It's like a box with 2 entrances, they go in, but can't get out. Oh yes they flipping can. I opened the box to find just crumbs left from the peanuts I put in it, but no rats or mice. They are taking me for a ride. Bastards. I can't bring myself to use the air rifle and the poison didn't work.
I don't have a Plan D!
Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help
Irritants in the garden is an approved "
How about one of those audio emitters? Never tried one myself but I've heard they can be effective. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My rant is geography related, certain areas of the UK aren’t needed. Fab’s version of the Midlands needs to be eradicated. Not the ppl in it obviously, they can relocate. This would make the whole distance problem better for everyone on Fab
* I’m not just thinking about myself obviously "
Very selfless darling
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My smoothie was ruined by a fly deciding to have a taste then drowning in it. I had disturbed sleep because I didn’t get to drink all my bedtime smoothie "
Your sleep wasn’t as disturbed as that fly was
It did look like a good smoothie without the added fly
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo "
Now I have a dilemma here.
I Camembert the eye rolling anymore but I do like Edam Gouda cheese joke
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I've got a big fuckin rant today . Ive already spent my PPI refund , thinking the company who looked into it had already taken their cut . But ohhhhhh no , I get an e-mail containing their fee of £297 fuckin quid , which I now don't have , and they don't allow a payment plan . That's a court date for me then |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Summer my arse!!  "
Wear Sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future,
Sunscreen would be it
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.
I put a humane trap in the shed because I struggle with dead things. It's like a box with 2 entrances, they go in, but can't get out. Oh yes they flipping can. I opened the box to find just crumbs left from the peanuts I put in it, but no rats or mice. They are taking me for a ride. Bastards. I can't bring myself to use the air rifle and the poison didn't work.
I don't have a Plan D!
Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help
Irritants in the garden is an approved
How about one of those audio emitters? Never tried one myself but I've heard they can be effective. "
You mean children? That’s a little extreme
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Not children. Oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Repeaters, and not the fun type.
Twice since yesterday I've had messages from guys who I already politely turned down just a couple of days ago. Neither message included any acknowledgement or mention of their previous ones.
I mean ffs. Are they so dumb or desparate that they have no recollection? Do they think that I am dumb or desperate? Do they just not give a damn? Way to make a girl feel special, guys.
One of them claimed to have read my profile but then went on to say things that made it blindingly obvious that he hadn't. And described himself as honest!
And they whine about getting no replies, or stroppy replies.
A cliched rant, I know. But thank you for letting me get it off my chest |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've got a big fuckin rant today . Ive already spent my PPI refund , thinking the company who looked into it had already taken their cut . But ohhhhhh no , I get an e-mail containing their fee of £297 fuckin quid , which I now don't have , and they don't allow a payment plan . That's a court date for me then "
That’s a hefty kick in the knackers.
It’s always worth hanging on with these things or giving them a quick ring to confirm that the amount is net of their fee. Doesn’t help now I know but might help someone reading this.
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over a year ago
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"I have a new hole gnawed into my shed at the top of the garden. Bloody rats have ruined my decking and are determined to take residency.
I put a humane trap in the shed because I struggle with dead things. It's like a box with 2 entrances, they go in, but can't get out. Oh yes they flipping can. I opened the box to find just crumbs left from the peanuts I put in it, but no rats or mice. They are taking me for a ride. Bastards. I can't bring myself to use the air rifle and the poison didn't work.
I don't have a Plan D!
Do you have room in your life for a cat or can you borrow one from someone else? That might help
Irritants in the garden is an approved
How about one of those audio emitters? Never tried one myself but I've heard they can be effective.
You mean children? That’s a little extreme
Oh
Not children. Oops "
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over a year ago
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"I've got a big fuckin rant today . Ive already spent my PPI refund , thinking the company who looked into it had already taken their cut . But ohhhhhh no , I get an e-mail containing their fee of £297 fuckin quid , which I now don't have , and they don't allow a payment plan . That's a court date for me then
That’s a hefty kick in the knackers.
It’s always worth hanging on with these things or giving them a quick ring to confirm that the amount is net of their fee. Doesn’t help now I know but might help someone reading this.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Repeaters, and not the fun type.
Twice since yesterday I've had messages from guys who I already politely turned down just a couple of days ago. Neither message included any acknowledgement or mention of their previous ones.
I mean ffs. Are they so dumb or desparate that they have no recollection? Do they think that I am dumb or desperate? Do they just not give a damn? Way to make a girl feel special, guys.
One of them claimed to have read my profile but then went on to say things that made it blindingly obvious that he hadn't. And described himself as honest!
And they whine about getting no replies, or stroppy replies.
A cliched rant, I know. But thank you for letting me get it off my chest "
Scattergun, message everyone and tell them they are great approach is never going to work.
Fab should be fun not frustrating
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"I’ve recently been subjected to copious amounts of cheese and not the edible variety. The constant eye rolling has caused vertigo. Cheese needs a one way trip to room 101 to alleviate the vertigo
Now I have a dilemma here.
I Camembert the eye rolling anymore but I do like Edam Gouda cheese joke
I’m going to have to say denied "
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Why does my on board computor say faults on the home screen but when I look on the system there is only one fault known to the system? Surely it should just say fault on the home screen and stop teasing me by giving the impression of multiple failures? |
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"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.
Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?  "
More likely tangled up in the hairs on her legs..... |
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"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.
Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini? "
I only had half of it on. I gave up and went for a bit of a run/walk instead. |
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"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.
Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?
More likely tangled up in the hairs on her legs..... "
I think it's more my armpit hair to be honest. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I've been rant free for a long time but I have a micro one. Why do your legs ache after you go on a hike? I thought I'd power walk and get sweaty and sexy but now... How am I meant to keep at it when now I hurt and I'm so tired? I wish I could become fit by eating pasta.
Bloody bollocks. |
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"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE.
Maybe they're attracted by the skimpiness of your bikini?
More likely tangled up in the hairs on her legs.....
I think it's more my armpit hair to be honest."
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"I was in the gym today and went to the pool area after it. I was in the sauna and could hear people speaking loudly but not clearly in the jacuzzi. I went into the jacuzzi 10min later and two guys were in there and one said to the other "jesus we got dragged into that conversation" and I butted in asking them what it was about and they said there was an American woman in the jacuzzi and when two older men found out she was American they were bombarding her with questions and on trump and asking her why Americans support him, what does she think of gays,, immigrants, what's wrong with America etc.. She was there to relax on a trip in Ireland and dopey anti trump fools jump all over her in a jacuzzi. She eventually got up and left without even saying anything supportive of trump. She had absolutely no interest in politics by the sounds of it. "
I'm tired of uneducated people, from across the pond knocking our President when It is stupidly obvious they know NOT of what they speak. I was just as ticked off when our last, Socialist president, was mocked and at. Thats even though he made a mockery of the United States. How about, those who knock US, remember that without America, you would all be speaking German, we defeated England twice and rejected their rediculas form of government. We, America, have given our blood and money to keep Europe out of the clutches of dictators and murderers. Unless you also forget, America forgave England of her massive debt to US that was in the BILLIONS of dollars, from WWII. When England, Ireland and all English colonies have a real government, let US know. lol |
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"I was in the gym today and went to the pool area after it. I was in the sauna and could hear people speaking loudly but not clearly in the jacuzzi. I went into the jacuzzi 10min later and two guys were in there and one said to the other "jesus we got dragged into that conversation" and I butted in asking them what it was about and they said there was an American woman in the jacuzzi and when two older men found out she was American they were bombarding her with questions and on trump and asking her why Americans support him, what does she think of gays,, immigrants, what's wrong with America etc.. She was there to relax on a trip in Ireland and dopey anti trump fools jump all over her in a jacuzzi. She eventually got up and left without even saying anything supportive of trump. She had absolutely no interest in politics by the sounds of it.
I'm tired of uneducated people, from across the pond knocking our President when It is stupidly obvious they know NOT of what they speak. I was just as ticked off when our last, Socialist president, was mocked and at. Thats even though he made a mockery of the United States. How about, those who knock US, remember that without America, you would all be speaking German, we defeated England twice and rejected their rediculas form of government. We, America, have given our blood and money to keep Europe out of the clutches of dictators and murderers. Unless you also forget, America forgave England of her massive debt to US that was in the BILLIONS of dollars, from WWII. When England, Ireland and all English colonies have a real government, let US know. lol"
My grandfather said the only thing the Americans charged in the first world was was 10% on the money they lent us. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Right I'm trying to sunbathe in peace,but I'm getting covered in annoying little flies crawling all over me...it's driving me INSANE."
A bit of insect repellant and there’ll be no flies on you
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Why does my on board computor say faults on the home screen but when I look on the system there is only one fault known to the system? Surely it should just say fault on the home screen and stop teasing me by giving the impression of multiple failures?"
That would require extra bulbs to light different parts of the word depending on fault or faults
Much easier to say faults and cover all bases
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I’ve just booked the first holiday abroad with my kids since me and the wife split up, 5 years ago, going in a few weeks, the ex has just text saying one of the kids needs a new passport coz her dog ate it. Grrrrrr |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've been rant free for a long time but I have a micro one. Why do your legs ache after you go on a hike? I thought I'd power walk and get sweaty and sexy but now... How am I meant to keep at it when now I hurt and I'm so tired? I wish I could become fit by eating pasta.
Bloody bollocks. "
Proper warm up and cool down and you’ll be fine
Invest in a foam roller too and work out those kinks. Not those kinks
Sexy sweaty is a whole other thing and maybe horizontal activities would be better
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
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"I was in the gym today and went to the pool area after it. I was in the sauna and could hear people speaking loudly but not clearly in the jacuzzi. I went into the jacuzzi 10min later and two guys were in there and one said to the other "jesus we got dragged into that conversation" and I butted in asking them what it was about and they said there was an American woman in the jacuzzi and when two older men found out she was American they were bombarding her with questions and on trump and asking her why Americans support him, what does she think of gays,, immigrants, what's wrong with America etc.. She was there to relax on a trip in Ireland and dopey anti trump fools jump all over her in a jacuzzi. She eventually got up and left without even saying anything supportive of trump. She had absolutely no interest in politics by the sounds of it.
I'm tired of uneducated people, from across the pond knocking our President when It is stupidly obvious they know NOT of what they speak. I was just as ticked off when our last, Socialist president, was mocked and at. Thats even though he made a mockery of the United States. How about, those who knock US, remember that without America, you would all be speaking German, we defeated England twice and rejected their rediculas form of government. We, America, have given our blood and money to keep Europe out of the clutches of dictators and murderers. Unless you also forget, America forgave England of her massive debt to US that was in the BILLIONS of dollars, from WWII. When England, Ireland and all English colonies have a real government, let US know. lol"
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I have pumped up 60 balloons with a proxy little hand pump this afternoon. My wanking arm feels like a lead weight "
Imagine if you’d used lung power? Your blowjob jaw could feel that way
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
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"I’ve just booked the first holiday abroad with my kids since me and the wife split up, 5 years ago, going in a few weeks, the ex has just text saying one of the kids needs a new passport coz her dog ate it. Grrrrrr "
Is it in the EU? If they have any other form of ID with a photo that might be ok
Otherwise the ex should pay for it as it was her dog
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"I don’t like that Thursday and Friday is the same amount of time as Saturday and Sunday but the two sets of days have a totally different time span in my mind ??"
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