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Pick up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I'm a big fan of horrendous pick up lines. Never use them unless I want to make the woman laugh. So thought, why not share them in our lovely lovely forums

My favourite is

Roses are red

So are your lips

Sit on my face and wiggle your hips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite is:

I am sorry to bother you but I have noticed that you have noticed me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

say

'Ten ton penguin'

Its an icebreaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are ok

Violets are fine

You can be the six if I can be the nine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No im cheesey enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to come back to my place for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No im cheesey enough"

I won't use my line on you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think that if you use them to break the ice and not actually try and “pick up” a girl using them, then your doing it right lol. Be as cheesy as you want knowing your just trying to talk to them

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