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How far up there own arse are so couples on here ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Want single blokes to message but when you do give the big un or a why not f.... off !!

Then the message is why don't single guys don't message us !!!!!!!

Is it a proud thing.."Oh look someone else wants my Mrs" !!

Or is it the Mrs making the fella jealous ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see my teeth from here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do they go up each others asses or stick to their own?

Or when you become a couple do you just have to share one ass?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They didn’t want to meet you, OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Age old whinge

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Want single blokes to message but when you do give the big un or a why not f.... off !!

Then the message is why don't single guys don't message us !!!!!!!

Is it a proud thing.."Oh look someone else wants my Mrs" !!

Or is it the Mrs making the fella jealous ??"

I think the average measured distance in Q2 was 2 3/4 inches...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Blah blah Blah

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Want single blokes to message but when you do give the big un or a why not f.... off !!

Then the message is why don't single guys don't message us !!!!!!!

Is it a proud thing.."Oh look someone else wants my Mrs" !!

Or is it the Mrs making the fella jealous ??"

Your not a happy bunny are you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So they should meet every bloke that messages them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women and couples on here can afford to be very selective

It's statistics

Supply and demand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the big un? A willy picture or a fabulous message?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want single blokes to message but when you do give the big un or a why not f.... off !!

Then the message is why don't single guys don't message us !!!!!!!

Is it a proud thing.."Oh look someone else wants my Mrs" !!

Or is it the Mrs making the fella jealous ??"

If they are abusive report their message.

Be thankful you won't have to meet people like that.

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By *enshermanMan over a year ago

Durham

"Want single blokes to message but when you do give the big un or a why not f.... off !!

Then the message is why don't single guys don't message us !!!!!!!

Is it a proud thing.."Oh look someone else wants my Mrs" !!

Or is it the Mrs making the fella jealous ??"

Your on a hiding to nothing on that one bud, lol. I know what you mean though meet a few hot and attractive couples in clubs and god did they know it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We love single men contacting us but black only im afraid as my man is black. And if a white guy contacts us its normally me the lady answers. If hes polite and complimentary i will thank him and chat. But if hes rude or sends a can i fuck your wife its delete and block. So no we arent up our own arsed. We like to see pics and in turn will send them. If they are all in friends i dnt even bother to reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well did make a few couple view and message me LoL !!

Enjoy all !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hit the nail on the head with this one some couples do come across with their heads so far up each others arse they do need too look at themselves in the fecking mirror first before criticising others

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Nobody's going up my bum, not even me

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

Abusive message report it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah flipping couples eh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Want single blokes to message but when you do give the big un or a why not f.... off !!

Then the message is why don't single guys don't message us !!!!!!!

Is it a proud thing.."Oh look someone else wants my Mrs" !!

Or is it the Mrs making the fella jealous ??"

and breathe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some couples can be, as can some single gents and single ladies.

Don't let it bother you. Heaven knows why people are like that, they will have their reasons no doubt, but I wouldn't want to meet someone who was like that anyway so I would feel id had a lucky escape.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well did make a few couple view and message me LoL !!

Enjoy all !!!!!!!

Ahhhhhh

I love a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did you know penguins don't have knee's ??

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By *eardsandboobsCouple over a year ago

north of lincoln

I’ve been up his bum and he’s been up mine.

We meet single guys but only ones i find attractive. No enjoyment shagging someone that isn’t my type .

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you know penguins don't have knee's ??"

... did you know cannibals don’t eat clowns.

Apparently they taste funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you know penguins don't have knee's ??

... did you know cannibals don’t eat clowns.

Apparently they taste funny"

Well did you know polar bears don't eat penguins ??

I think they have to much trouble opening the wrapper !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have found that saying that someone is up their own arse is a guaranteed way to get a shag ....

So you're on the right track OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have found that saying that someone is up their own arse is a guaranteed way to get a shag ....

So you're on the right track OP

Wish I could reach !!

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Want single blokes to message but when you do give the big un or a why not f.... off !!

Then the message is why don't single guys don't message us !!!!!!!

Is it a proud thing.."Oh look someone else wants my Mrs" !!

Or is it the Mrs making the fella jealous ??"
are u fucked off because ur not what they want???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh and another thing..

Non smoking couples.

I turn up Gezzer is smokin a Cuban Mrs is half way down a 5 skin spliff.

There's me gasping after a hour drive trying to make the right impression not having fag breath !!

I blame brexit !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and another thing..

Non smoking couples.

I turn up Gezzer is smokin a Cuban Mrs is half way down a 5 skin spliff.

There's me gasping after a hour drive trying to make the right impression not having fag breath !!

I blame brexit !!"

Does this regularly happen when you meet a couple? Or are you referring to a particular experience you had?

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By *isstinseltoesWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Some men are up their own arse, as are some women and couples too

It's people in general ,not gender or the fact that there are 2 of them.

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By *hips n FursMan over a year ago

Huddersfield

I think your just one of them unlucky fuckers,where nothing goes right for them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was probably the male half of the couples denying you Op....

Some of these husbands can get jealous if the wife has sex with a real man....

So it’s really their own insecurities not yours...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do they go up each others asses or stick to their own?

Or when you become a couple do you just have to share one ass?"

See THIS is what we should be discussing

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