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"The correct answer is Penelope Cruz.
Oh yes I’d go for her too. And Salma Hayek. After the men above tho  "
Salma and Penelope are quite and 2 for me. It changes depending on the last film I've seen.
If it's "Banditas" (The greatest film ever made) I get confused and have to take the day off work. |
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!"
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm. "
Is that how it works?
*rolls up sleeves* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm. "
Yeah, but what about when they turn out to be a bit of a tit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Yeah, but what about when they turn out to be a bit of a tit?"
It’s fine, nobody ever follows through with anything on here anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Is that how it works?
*rolls up sleeves* "
Yes! You have to say. Go on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Yeah, but what about when they turn out to be a bit of a tit?"
They *always* turn out to be a bit of a tit! That’s when we invoke the NSA rule and run. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Is that how it works?
*rolls up sleeves*
Yes! You have to say. Go on..."
Well I’m not going first!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Yeah, but what about when they turn out to be a bit of a tit?
It’s fine, nobody ever follows through with anything on here anyway "
Yeah, yeah. I just don’t want to crush your dreams by beating you at chess. It feels cruel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Is that how it works?
*rolls up sleeves*
Yes! You have to say. Go on...
Well I’m not going first!! "
I’d name you, but the OP is to name people you want to have sex with but can’t.
I can have you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Yeah, but what about when they turn out to be a bit of a tit?
It’s fine, nobody ever follows through with anything on here anyway
Yeah, yeah. I just don’t want to crush your dreams by beating you at chess. It feels cruel. "
Woah now!
Cmon lads we've all had a drink.
Lets just put the chess board down, OK.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Yeah, but what about when they turn out to be a bit of a tit?
It’s fine, nobody ever follows through with anything on here anyway
Yeah, yeah. I just don’t want to crush your dreams by beating you at chess. It feels cruel. "
Whatever it takes
If letting you win gets us the golden handshake then I can live with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Yeah, but what about when they turn out to be a bit of a tit?
It’s fine, nobody ever follows through with anything on here anyway
Yeah, yeah. I just don’t want to crush your dreams by beating you at chess. It feels cruel.
Whatever it takes
If letting you win gets us the golden handshake then I can live with that"
When did you get into watersports?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Celebrity wise ~ Stallone is still looking hot to me..
Real life wise ~ there are one or two on here that are just too far away but oh my, I definitely would.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah, yeah. I just don’t want to crush your dreams by beating you at chess. It feels cruel.
Woah now!
Cmon lads we've all had a drink.
Lets just put the chess board down, OK. "
But I’m in the mood for some hardcore pawn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah, yeah. I just don’t want to crush your dreams by beating you at chess. It feels cruel.
Woah now!
Cmon lads we've all had a drink.
Lets just put the chess board down, OK.
But I’m in the mood for some hardcore pawn. "
You can queen me anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lib. I'm so close I can almost taste his precum.
But he's shy apparently.  "
*just spluttered on my Marks and Spencer’s Extremely Fruity Black Cherry Yoghurt*
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah, yeah. I just don’t want to crush your dreams by beating you at chess. It feels cruel.
Woah now!
Cmon lads we've all had a drink.
Lets just put the chess board down, OK.
But I’m in the mood for some hardcore pawn.
You can queen me anytime "
{insert knight joke here}
{insert bishop joke here}
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One if the mums at the school. Was catching views of her boobs at sports day.
She hasnt had it for a few months. "
You can tell just by looking at her tits?
Any tips for the lottery this week? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One if the mums at the school. Was catching views of her boobs at sports day.
She hasnt had it for a few months.
You can tell just by looking at her tits?
Any tips for the lottery this week?"
Show us your tits first ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One if the mums at the school. Was catching views of her boobs at sports day.
She hasnt had it for a few months.
You can tell just by looking at her tits?
Any tips for the lottery this week?"
Always knew if I stared at a ladies boobs for long enough. The secrets of the universe would reveal themselves.
Nirvana. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One if the mums at the school. Was catching views of her boobs at sports day.
She hasnt had it for a few months.
You can tell just by looking at her tits?
Any tips for the lottery this week?
Always knew if I stared at a ladies boobs for long enough. The secrets of the universe would reveal themselves.
Nirvana."
Im guessing you may have to knead them a bit first for the best revelations |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One if the mums at the school. Was catching views of her boobs at sports day.
She hasnt had it for a few months.
You can tell just by looking at her tits?
Any tips for the lottery this week?
Show us your tits first !"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always knew if I stared at a ladies boobs for long enough. The secrets of the universe would reveal themselves.
Nirvana.
Im guessing you may have to knead them a bit first for the best revelations "
Women frown upon me touching them. I just stare from behind a shaking bush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lib. I'm so close I can almost taste his precum.
But he's shy apparently. "
Hey, snap. That's me, you and Estella, we could form a coven and put a spell on him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always knew if I stared at a ladies boobs for long enough. The secrets of the universe would reveal themselves.
Nirvana.
Im guessing you may have to knead them a bit first for the best revelations
Women frown upon me touching them. I just stare from behind a shaking bush."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Is that how it works?
*rolls up sleeves*
Yes! You have to say. Go on...
Well I’m not going first!!
I’d name you, but the OP is to name people you want to have sex with but can’t.
I can have you. "
Well there I was thinking I was playing hard to get! Perhaps I need to be more of a challenge... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One if the mums at the school. Was catching views of her boobs at sports day.
She hasnt had it for a few months.
You can tell just by looking at her tits?
Any tips for the lottery this week?
The chats we have on the school run. She can almost make a sailor blush.
Show us your tits first !"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Lib. I'm so close I can almost taste his precum.
But he's shy apparently.
Hey, snap. That's me, you and Estella, we could form a coven and put a spell on him "
I am up for this - I thought my perfect quim would be enough but I'll resort to witchcraft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lib. I'm so close I can almost taste his precum.
But he's shy apparently.
Hey, snap. That's me, you and Estella, we could form a coven and put a spell on him
I am up for this - I thought my perfect quim would be enough but I'll resort to witchcraft. "
It’s been so long since anyone I know has used that word
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lib. I'm so close I can almost taste his precum.
But he's shy apparently.
Hey, snap. That's me, you and Estella, we could form a coven and put a spell on him "
Let’s do it!
The Bitches of Feast-on-Libs-dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman that was on my course today.
Wee waiter in Tony Macaroni's.
On here...? Not saying. Made that mistake before!
It’s fun to openly declare the victims of your lust. I thoroughly recommend it, and then you can watch them squirm.
Is that how it works?
*rolls up sleeves*
Yes! You have to say. Go on...
Well I’m not going first!!
I’d name you, but the OP is to name people you want to have sex with but can’t.
I can have you.
Well there I was thinking I was playing hard to get! Perhaps I need to be more of a challenge... "
Phwoaaaar. I like hunting my prey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ray Donovan ( Liev Shrieber) 
Someone on Fab who has blown me out more then a couple of times - I really should get the hint ....
Maybe I'm a Fab stalker and I don't know it 
I really need to have a woman at work - she does funny things to me - I fantasize about her regularly ..
Why can't I want someone I can have?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lib. I'm so close I can almost taste his precum.
But he's shy apparently.
Hey, snap. That's me, you and Estella, we could form a coven and put a spell on him
Let’s do it!
The Bitches of Feast-on-Libs-dick"
I'm down. |
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