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Getting the shitty end of the stick
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but well done on having a go | |||
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 did you retch? I would have! | |||
"And my crush endeth. " Lmao. | |||
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"Could have hit you square in the forehead and stuck there - thank your lucky stars "This is what I thought and had it been me, likely what would have happened | |||
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"Kinda serves you right for not picking it up and disposing of it properly. " You’re not familiar with the fact that dog owners are being encouraged to do this, then. . " did you retch? I would have! "Nah. Your own dogs poop is like children or farts; your own are tolerable. 
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"Was it the hand in the photo at the top of the page ? " That’s the one. A light smear across the base of the thumb, there. . "And my crush endeth. " NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  | |||
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"And my crush endeth. " Give him a second chance....he's worth over looking a wee bit of dog shite for | |||
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" And my crush endeth. NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! "https://youtu.be/DKgcThjYBHs | |||
"And my crush endeth. Give him a second chance....he's worth over looking a wee bit of dog shite for "Don’t worry. He’s still pulled.  | |||
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"And my crush endeth. Give him a second chance....he's worth over looking a wee bit of dog shite for
Don’t worry. He’s still pulled. " | |||
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"Yawn" Have you any stories to tell ? | |||
"Yawn Have you any stories to tell ?" Who are you?? | |||
"Yawn" So you’ve come from the thread where you were struggling to not resort to personal attacks when someone showed disagreement with your view, in order to troll the OP here now? That’s far more soporific then the story of the shitty stick, I reckon. | |||
"Yawn Have you any stories to tell ? Who are you??" Hi I’m Tom, who are you ? | |||
"Naughty man...pick it up no matter where it is!?" Like I say, I’m a committed poo picker upper. I’ve always got enough bags to pick up my own dog's poo, even if she ends up going twice, and occasionally pick up other dogs’ poos I find if people are likely to trod in it. But, the government are encouraging the ‘stick and flick’ method in certain circumstances. Given how my first attempt went, I’ll be sticking to baggies. "Did you walk home with your hand wrapped in the poo bag "Oh, ffs, why did I not think of this? . "Yawn" Give us a kiss, sugartits. . "How do you answer all the questions in one box dubious oatcake sir ? " In this instance; hit reply+quote, type out the reply, select all, copy, hit the back button, find the next post, hit reply+quote, paste the text, type the reply to the next post, select all, copy, etc. Other times, if there are longer paragraphs, I’ll copy the text and paste it into my notes app, edit the text, add in the quote tags manually, and then copy and paste the whole lot into the text edit box. No, I don’t have a life. I did like the ‘sir’ on the end. I need more of that. Take note, Estella.
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"I hope you washed your hands properly." Rubbing my hand on the grass seemed to do the trick. | |||
"Kinda serves you right for not picking it up and disposing of it properly. You’re not familiar with the fact that dog owners are being encouraged to do this, then. " Not where we live it isn't, bag it and bin it free poo bags from the council plus if you use I guide dogs how the hell are you going to flick it away? | |||
"And my crush endeth. Give him a second chance....he's worth over looking a wee bit of dog shite for "Quick hand wash and ready to go | |||
"I'm going to train my dogs to shit amongst the nettles. No more swinging a bag of dog shit as we walk to the bin for me. I hope you washed your hands properly." Do dogs get Nettle stings on their bums do you think ? | |||
"Not where we live it isn't, bag it and bin it free poo bags from the council plus if you use I guide dogs how the hell are you going to flick it away?" It’s not in every circumstance, but it is nationwide. If your dog shits in the middle of the pavement, there’s nowhere to flick it. So, it has to be picked up. That’s why every council gives away free poo bags, not just where you live. However, if you’re out in nature, and the poo can be flicked into undergrowth where it can do no harm, they’re encouraging dog owners to do that. Even biodegradable bags take an age to degrade. Faeces exposed to the elements will be gone long before faeces protected in a plastic bag. And no, of course guide dog users can’t flick it away. They’re not great behind the wheel of a car, either, but we still recommend drivers stick to twenty in a residential zone. I really didn’t intend this to be a discussion on picking up poo. But, if you’d like to read my other responses in the thread, it might give you a bit of context. | |||
" I did like the ‘sir’ on the end. I need more of that. Take note, Estella. "Now I’m just playing Knights of the Round Table in my head. Sir Mononthemount - A knight to remember. | |||
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