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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I don't want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want to "

I insist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has taken me by surprise....I need to think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know you, so no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No it'll backfire and I'll get it in the neck!!

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What have you done now?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

What for exactly?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seems like well laid trap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you sure? "

Criticism is hard to take so as a self improvement exercise I’ve decided to take criticism on the chin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What for exactly?."

Go free style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What for exactly?."

Attention. What else ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This has taken me by surprise....I need to think "

Take your time, you have my entire life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. You can fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lack of something to criticise is my criticism

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. You can fuck off.

Okay, but where to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love your nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This has taken me by surprise....I need to think

Take your time, you have my entire life

Sarcastic little shit..... whoops that one slipped out without any thought ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last time i did i got banned for 48 hrs. So you are hot sir. Thought id be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love your nipples"

My nipples bring all girls to the yard, damn right they are better than yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have a shiny fore head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Last time i did i got banned for 48 hrs. So you are hot sir. Thought id be nice"

Ssshhh and PM me

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I don't want to

I insist

If you insist, your user name makes me think of a cartoon character.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love your nipples

My nipples bring all girls to the yard, damn right they are better than yours

Mine are disgusting ! I hate them !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't they do that on your every other post anyway? ...Why this dedicated thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want to

I insist

If you insist, your user name makes me think of a cartoon character. "

Glad to stimulate your memory cells

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love your nipples

My nipples bring all girls to the yard, damn right they are better than yours

Mine are disgusting ! I hate them !

But it’s okay because I don’t know how to type a crying baby emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love your nipples

My nipples bring all girls to the yard, damn right they are better than yours

Mine are disgusting ! I hate them !

But it’s okay because I don’t know how to type a crying baby emoji

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Are you sure?

Criticism is hard to take so as a self improvement exercise I’ve decided to take criticism on the chin

A self improvement exercise...perhaps you’re on the wrong site?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love your nipples

My nipples bring all girls to the yard, damn right they are better than yours

Mine are disgusting ! I hate them !

But it’s okay because I don’t know how to type a crying baby emoji

¤"

Or this!

Wait a minute, are you using an Android food?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not about taking criticism, it’s just an ego boost!!! Why not go look in the mirror and tell yourself sweet nothings like you do every time you pass it.....,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you sure?

Criticism is hard to take so as a self improvement exercise I’ve decided to take criticism on the chin

A self improvement exercise...perhaps you’re on the wrong site? "

Which website am I looking for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love your nipples

My nipples bring all girls to the yard, damn right they are better than yours

Mine are disgusting ! I hate them !

But it’s okay because I don’t know how to type a crying baby emoji

Or this!

Wait a minute, are you using an Android food?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You aren't talkative enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re not a ‘banana man’ and in fact you are human. Did not taste good when I bit your leg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like your mirror, it’s a silly shape

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love your nipples

My nipples bring all girls to the yard, damn right they are better than yours

Mine are disgusting ! I hate them !

But it’s okay because I don’t know how to type a crying baby emoji

Or this!

Wait a minute, are you using an Android food?

§"

My mind is blown

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’re not a ‘banana man’ and in fact you are human. Did not taste good when I bit your leg. "

That wasn’t my leg, My GP is still putting bandages on my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LVNPV5V6O24

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don’t like your mirror, it’s a silly shape

It’s curvy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re not a ‘banana man’ and in fact you are human. Did not taste good when I bit your leg.

That wasn’t my leg, My GP is still putting bandages on my cock

I did think it was too small...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not about taking criticism, it’s just an ego boost!!! Why not go look in the mirror and tell yourself sweet nothings like you do every time you pass it.....,,,"

This is good! Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’re not a ‘banana man’ and in fact you are human. Did not taste good when I bit your leg.

That wasn’t my leg, My GP is still putting bandages on my cock

I did think it was too small..."

Sorry to disappoint you, normally big pussies need big cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re not a ‘banana man’ and in fact you are human. Did not taste good when I bit your leg.

That wasn’t my leg, My GP is still putting bandages on my cock

I did think it was too small...

Sorry to disappoint you, normally big pussies need big cocks

That explains why yours was too small then

On a serious note, I cannot criticise you. Actually, you’re too far away to take me for a McFlurry. There. Hope that hurt.

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By *traddle VariousWoman over a year ago

Salford

perfection cant be criticised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not about taking criticism, it’s just an ego boost!!! Why not go look in the mirror and tell yourself sweet nothings like you do every time you pass it.....,,,"

Haha, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’re not a ‘banana man’ and in fact you are human. Did not taste good when I bit your leg.

That wasn’t my leg, My GP is still putting bandages on my cock

I did think it was too small...

Sorry to disappoint you, normally big pussies need big cocks

That explains why yours was too small then

On a serious note, I cannot criticise you. Actually, you’re too far away to take me for a McFlurry. There. Hope that hurt. "

Haha Maccies do best French fries and they aren’t judgemental

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like your mirror, it’s a silly shape

It’s curvy

No, it's fat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

perfection cant be criticised"

Will you marry me?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I don't want to

I insist

If you insist, your user name makes me think of a cartoon character.

Glad to stimulate your memory cells

I may be old but I still have my memory you checky boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don’t like your mirror, it’s a silly shape

It’s curvy

No, it's fat!"

Are you body shaming my mirror?! How dare you call fat, fat?! Oh I mean curvy, fat

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By *traddle VariousWoman over a year ago

Salford

perfection cant be criticised

Will you marry me?

be careful what you ask for nanaman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want to

I insist

If you insist, your user name makes me think of a cartoon character.

Glad to stimulate your memory cells

I may be old but I still have my memory you checky boy! "

Old is Gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

perfection cant be criticised

Will you marry me?

be careful what you ask for nanaman"

Sounds like a yes

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By *traddle VariousWoman over a year ago

Salford

perfection cant be criticised

Will you marry me?

be careful what you ask for nanaman

Sounds like a yes

duz duzzen it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not about taking criticism, it’s just an ego boost!!! Why not go look in the mirror and tell yourself sweet nothings like you do every time you pass it.....,,,

This is good! Well done

Oh I forgot to mention, you never stand close enough to the toilet! It not as long as you think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My critique, given you’ve asked is that you sometime can have the tendency to spam another person’s thread with inanity, and whilst it’s fine that you’re having fun - it can be tedious, and perhaps it’s nicer to do so within your own threads than jizz vacuous air spunk in others.

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s not about taking criticism, it’s just an ego boost!!! Why not go look in the mirror and tell yourself sweet nothings like you do every time you pass it.....,,,

This is good! Well done

Oh I forgot to mention, you never stand close enough to the toilet! It not as long as you think

Try again, maybe third time lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s not about taking criticism, it’s just an ego boost!!! Why not go look in the mirror and tell yourself sweet nothings like you do every time you pass it.....,,,

This is good! Well done

Oh I forgot to mention, you never stand close enough to the toilet! It not as long as you think

Try again, maybe third time lucky

No, I’m bored now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My critique, given you’ve asked is that you sometime can have the tendency to spam another person’s thread with inanity, and whilst it’s fine that you’re having fun - it can be tedious, and perhaps it’s nicer to do so within your own threads than jizz vacuous air spunk in others.

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Noted, anything else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Brilliant "

Look! Who’s saying Brilliant hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Vacuous air spunk

I'm going to look that up in the Viz profanisaurus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No.

Why would I add to the negativity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Noted, anything else? "

Plenty. But I’m a big believer in seeing if someone is capable, mature and respectful enough to act on the constructive criticism already given before providing more emotional labour. Let’s see, shall we?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Brilliant

Look! Who’s saying Brilliant hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Beyond tedious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Vacuous air spunk

I'm going to look that up in the Viz profanisaurus."

It’s widely available on Jizzyou.com

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Noted, anything else?

Asked for more as first one was ignored freely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No.

Why would I add to the negativity."

Question is, why wouldn’t you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Noted, anything else?

Asked for more as first one was ignored freely

Nods.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

You make up the words when you do karaoke.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

The amount you post shouts look at me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The amount you post shouts look at me. "

Single guys are advised to use forums to gain publicity among female members of fab & Sir Richard Branson once said “there isn’t such thing as bad publicity”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You make up the words when you do karaoke."

So as the new generation of “music artists” where is my MOBO?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Noted, anything else?

Asked for more as first one was ignored freely

Nods. "

Don’t twist your neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Noted, anything else?

Asked for more as first one was ignored freely

Nods.

Don’t twist your neck

You don’t twist your neck to nod, brainiac.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

Noted, anything else?

Asked for more as first one was ignored freely

Nods.

Don’t twist your neck

You don’t twist your neck to nod, brainiac. "

Anything is possible, are you a doctor now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The amount you post shouts look at me.

Single guys are advised to use forums to gain publicity among female members of fab & Sir Richard Branson once said “there isn’t such thing as bad publicity”

Except your own obituary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No il win another 4 day holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The amount you post shouts look at me.

Single guys are advised to use forums to gain publicity among female members of fab & Sir Richard Branson once said “there isn’t such thing as bad publicity”

Except your own obituary."

Richard may have once said it, but it didn’t originate with him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like how you spam threads because before you started spamming you had interesting things to say.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"The amount you post shouts look at me.

Single guys are advised to use forums to gain publicity among female members of fab & Sir Richard Branson once said “there isn’t such thing as bad publicity”

I think we're on a winner here Trig, play it nice and cool son, nice and cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The amount you post shouts look at me.

Single guys are advised to use forums to gain publicity among female members of fab & Sir Richard Branson once said “there isn’t such thing as bad publicity”

I think we're on a winner here Trig, play it nice and cool son, nice and cool. "

It’s like walking on egg shells on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't like how you spam threads because before you started spamming you had interesting things to say. "

And beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

My one criticism is that you think you have a great sense of humour, you don’t, you seem to troll a lot even on rather serious threads with your inanity, it’s quite borish behaviour

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Said with the utmost respect and understanding that it’s just my opinion.

"Jizz vacuous air spunk".

Brilliant, and astute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't care enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't care enough"

How's the weather with you sweet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't care enough"

Always wanted to meet an easy going girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't care enough

How's the weather with you sweet?"

It's been properly miserable today... we were just saying that it's like the weather we get when we go on holiday to Wales!

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

You always need your hand holding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to get a hobby cause you spend far to much time on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You always need your hand holding

I like company

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't care enough

How's the weather with you sweet?

It's been properly miserable today... we were just saying that it's like the weather we get when we go on holiday to Wales! "

What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to get a hobby cause you spend far to much time on fab "

Recommend something more fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't care enough

How's the weather with you sweet?

It's been properly miserable today... we were just saying that it's like the weather we get when we go on holiday to Wales!

What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza! "

You are still in wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to get a hobby cause you spend far to much time on fab

Recommend something more fun

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knitting

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"You always need your hand holding

I like company

On the 32nd of the month? That kind of company?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another criticism for spamming threads especially when you draw others in, especially when you do it on MY threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You need to get a hobby cause you spend far to much time on fab "

Wait a minute! How do you know I spend too much time on here?? You would have to be here for the exact same time to realise?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another criticism for spamming threads especially when you draw others in, especially when you do it on MY threads. "

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You always need your hand holding

I like company

On the 32nd of the month? That kind of company?

It was said in the privacy of a 1 to 1 conversation

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"You always need your hand holding

I like company

On the 32nd of the month? That kind of company?

It was said in the privacy of a 1 to 1 conversation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to get a hobby cause you spend far to much time on fab

Wait a minute! How do you know I spend too much time on here?? You would have to be here for the exact same time to realise?!

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I'm your stalker

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

This here is an example. It’s the kind of ‘joke’ a toddler comes up with. There’s nothing remotely funny or interesting about this interjection. It makes you come across like a spoiled kid on a sugar rush who is acting out because he desperately wants attention from his mummy.

"It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

And this is what it boils down to; it’s rarely fun for anyone else, it’s mostly only funny for you. And that’s selfish. Remember when you were young, and you’d be at a house party, and there was that one awkward kid, who didn’t have any friends, or social skills, and would just flit from one conversation to the other, interrupting people, shouting crap just to be heard? That’s how you behave, in here. It’s a bit pathetic.

I’ve never once seen you try to add anything of value to a discussion. I have to take other people’s word for it that you have ever had anything worthwhile to say, because I’ve personally never seen any evidence of it.

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Samsung 4K Ultra HDR QLED Display with Curved Screen ... might well be a great piece of kit but to wheel it out every time TV is mentioned is a tad tedious...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella."

Do you ever smile?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella."

I don’t usually like oatcakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes "

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try."

I have them at work a lot. I usually have to smother them in cream cheese before I can enjoy them x

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I have them at work a lot. I usually have to smother them in cream cheese before I can enjoy them x"

Now there’s an offer...

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Do you ever smile?

That doesn’t even warrant a response. Grow up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever smile?

That doesn’t even warrant a response. Grow up."

But you've just responded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

I have them at work a lot. I usually have to smother them in cream cheese before I can enjoy them x"

Always go goat’s cheese with an Oatcake.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Always go goat’s cheese with an Oatcake."

Cruel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always go goat’s cheese with an Oatcake.

Cruel."

How is it cruel? What cheese do you like?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think you're just a harmless idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes "

Try with Bananas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you ever smile?

That doesn’t even warrant a response. Grow up.

But you've just responded

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think you're just a harmless idiot. "

Thank you for your input

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!"

Everybody likes bananas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Op you sure know how to annoy people !

(King emoji)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!

Everybody likes bananas

I don’t, have to have an absolute craving for one before I’ll eat one. Even then, I’ll finish and feel disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Op you sure know how to annoy people !

(King emoji) "

People are sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to be offended

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you ever make your couples profile with the Oreo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!

Everybody likes bananas

I don’t, have to have an absolute craving for one before I’ll eat one. Even then, I’ll finish and feel disappointed. "

What do you like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Op you sure know how to annoy people !

(King emoji)

People are sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to be offended

And you give exactly what they want.

Not sure which one is the saddest though, them waiting to be offended or you soending your time offending them haha

Nonetheless, you do it so perfectly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!

Everybody likes bananas

I don’t, have to have an absolute craving for one before I’ll eat one. Even then, I’ll finish and feel disappointed.

What do you like?

Fruit wise? Anything sour/bitter....Granny Smith apples, pineapple......

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

You’re not quite annoying enough to make me reach for the block button... Aim higher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!

Everybody likes bananas

I don’t, have to have an absolute craving for one before I’ll eat one. Even then, I’ll finish and feel disappointed.

What do you like?

Fruit wise? Anything sour/bitter....Granny Smith apples, pineapple......"

We have nothing in common

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!

Everybody likes bananas

I don’t, have to have an absolute craving for one before I’ll eat one. Even then, I’ll finish and feel disappointed.

What do you like?

Fruit wise? Anything sour/bitter....Granny Smith apples, pineapple......

We have nothing in common

Tragic, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’re not quite annoying enough to make me reach for the block button... Aim higher. "

I think blocking is pure ignorance and simply stupid because it doesn’t help anything unless you are receiving abusive messages which I never do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What, it's boiling here, feel like I'm in Ibiza!

You are still in wales

It’s called thread crashing.. it’s fun

But I sorely doubt you’ll display any maturity in responding to this, just as you showed none responding to Estella.

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Try with Bananas

I don’t like bananas!

Everybody likes bananas

I don’t, have to have an absolute craving for one before I’ll eat one. Even then, I’ll finish and feel disappointed.

What do you like?

Fruit wise? Anything sour/bitter....Granny Smith apples, pineapple......

We have nothing in common

Tragic, right? "

It is what it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're an arse OP

But an entertaining arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Op you sure know how to annoy people !

(King emoji)

People are sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to be offended

And you give exactly what they want.

Not sure which one is the saddest though, them waiting to be offended or you soending your time offending them haha

Nonetheless, you do it so perfectly

I like to be the best at everything I do

On a serious note, people need to take things a little less serious on here in my personal opinion

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Always go goat’s cheese with an Oatcake.

Cruel.

How is it cruel? What cheese do you like?"

She knows I don’t like goat’s cheese, that’s all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Op you sure know how to annoy people !

(King emoji)

People are sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to be offended

And you give exactly what they want.

Not sure which one is the saddest though, them waiting to be offended or you soending your time offending them haha

Nonetheless, you do it so perfectly

I like to be the best at everything I do

On a serious note, people need to take things a little less serious on here in my personal opinion

You being serious ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always go goat’s cheese with an Oatcake.

Cruel.

How is it cruel? What cheese do you like?

She knows I don’t like goat’s cheese, that’s all."

Oooooh, my bad

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Oooooh, my bad"

No bad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always go goat’s cheese with an Oatcake.

Cruel.

How is it cruel? What cheese do you like?

She knows I don’t like goat’s cheese, that’s all.

Oooooh, my bad"

Don't you know, being bad is ohhhh sooooo good though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You didn’t show you face pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Op you sure know how to annoy people !

(King emoji)

People are sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to be offended

And you give exactly what they want.

Not sure which one is the saddest though, them waiting to be offended or you soending your time offending them haha

Nonetheless, you do it so perfectly

I like to be the best at everything I do

On a serious note, people need to take things a little less serious on here in my personal opinion

You being serious ?

You just can’t handle it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face "

Then what lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Your name isn't Eric. Shameful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your name isn't Eric. Shameful

You can call me BananaMan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol"

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth "

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try."

With Camembert and chutney

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

With Camembert and chutney

None of this was ever about me, was it? *sobs*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

With Camembert and chutney

None of this was ever about me, was it? *sobs*"

How do you taste with Camembert & chutney?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

With Camembert and chutney

None of this was ever about me, was it? *sobs*

How do you taste with Camembert & chutney?

Rotten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you "

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

With Camembert and chutney

None of this was ever about me, was it? *sobs*

How do you taste with Camembert & chutney?

Want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?"

Don’t tell me, you are not trying to look like the dead King Leonidas

Btw let you into a little secret of mine, I look like Xerxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

With Camembert and chutney

None of this was ever about me, was it? *sobs*

How do you taste with Camembert & chutney?

Want."

You aren’t getting any, it’s finished.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t usually like oatcakes

Surprisingly tasty, actually. One can get a real hankering for them. Have a try.

With Camembert and chutney

None of this was ever about me, was it? *sobs*

How do you taste with Camembert & chutney?

Want.

You aren’t getting any, it’s finished. "

Not so, he goes for ages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?

Don’t tell me, you are not trying to look like the dead King Leonidas

Btw let you into a little secret of mine, I look like Xerxes

Message me your face and I will tell you abything you want to know akhi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?

Don’t tell me, you are not trying to look like the dead King Leonidas

Btw let you into a little secret of mine, I look like Xerxes

Message me your face and I will tell you abything you want to know akhi "

Can’t show my face habibi, I don’t fancy you like that

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

BananaMan, your conduct in the current Gaming thread is an example of what I’m talking about. You cite your ‘right’ to express your opinion about something. But you keep on going back and disrupting the conversation. To what end? To spoil it for people who have a genuine, legitimate interest? Do you see why that kind of behaviour is childish? Pathetic?

Please, grow up. Nobody cares that you’re not interested in games. If you want to act out, create your own threads to do it in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?

Don’t tell me, you are not trying to look like the dead King Leonidas

Btw let you into a little secret of mine, I look like Xerxes

Message me your face and I will tell you abything you want to know akhi

Can’t show my face habibi, I don’t fancy you like that

Harki !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok your profile isn't true your body is not bent or yellow. Will that do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BananaMan, your conduct in the current Gaming thread is an example of what I’m talking about. You cite your ‘right’ to express your opinion about something. But you keep on going back and disrupting the conversation. To what end? To spoil it for people who have a genuine, legitimate interest? Do you see why that kind of behaviour is childish? Pathetic?

Please, grow up. Nobody cares that you’re not interested in games. If you want to act out, create your own threads to do it in."

Thank you mate, do I also get fined for saying I don’t like playing games on a gaming thread or just a strongly worded comment from you?

Btw don’t forget to smile today for 3.5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?

Don’t tell me, you are not trying to look like the dead King Leonidas

Btw let you into a little secret of mine, I look like Xerxes

Message me your face and I will tell you abything you want to know akhi

Can’t show my face habibi, I don’t fancy you like that

Harki !

Anyway, why do you want to look like King Leonidas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?

Don’t tell me, you are not trying to look like the dead King Leonidas

Btw let you into a little secret of mine, I look like Xerxes

Message me your face and I will tell you abything you want to know akhi

Can’t show my face habibi, I don’t fancy you like that

Harki !

Anyway, why do you want to look like King Leonidas? "

Because he shagged someone I would like to shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You didn’t show you face pic

Yes show us your face

Then what lol

I could print it off, do a BIG hole into you mouth and then fuck your mouth

That’s gross maan.. are you fab straight?

A bit like you

Let’s not make me look bad by comparing your self to me, I have a reputation to maintain

Haha trust me your reputation is spoiled as soon as your open your mouth

Haha I don’t trust you, you look like all the characters from 300 movie

Do I ?

Don’t tell me, you are not trying to look like the dead King Leonidas

Btw let you into a little secret of mine, I look like Xerxes

Message me your face and I will tell you abything you want to know akhi

Can’t show my face habibi, I don’t fancy you like that

Harki !

Anyway, why do you want to look like King Leonidas?

Because he shagged someone I would like to shag "

Queen was hot, she looked a bit like Cerci

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last word ! You suck sucker !

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