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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?
Yours Achingly from Newcastle. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?
Yours Achingly from Newcastle."
I would suggest just paying that little bit more for your rubber bands....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?
Yours Achingly from Newcastle.
I would suggest just paying that little bit more for your rubber bands.... "
oooooo i feel a song coming on
Let's get fiscal, fiscal, let me hear yer money talk ........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Aunty.
I seem to think about sex all the time and I also look at every woman I see with a filthy look on my face.
I like masturbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis.Or maybe I should look for someone to emasculate me on here. What do I do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi cause I loves ya ta bits I'll let ya off nickin my stance tonight on the other thread pmsl
But search auntie swingmates me old couples profile which has been plagiarised a few times since lol xx 
Good luck I couldn't keep up wi the nutters xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it acceptable to manjizz over a new threads OP's avatar....just worried its a bit odd
Just laminate it I am sure they don't want manjizz in their eye.... "
good mantra, laminate afore ye mastibate! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"..I've got this itching on my nuts. Been shaving them a lot recently and I'm not sure if I need to use a different brand of rubber band when tying up them tightly. What do you suggest?
Yours Achingly from Newcastle.
I would suggest just paying that little bit more for your rubber bands....
oooooo i feel a song coming on
Let's get fiscal, fiscal, let me hear yer money talk ..........."
Just don't flick the rubber band or wishy will have a dodgy walk lets get phyiscal... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Aunty.
I seem to think about sex all the time and I also look at every woman I see with a filthy look on my face.
I like masturbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis.Or maybe I should look for someone to emasculate me on here. What do I do?"
You get a grip and masturbate all you want my child.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Aunty.
I seem to think about sex all the time and I also look at every woman I see with a filthy look on my face.
I like masturbating alot. I can't stop. I do it to almost everything. I've been thing about cutting off my penis.Or maybe I should look for someone to emasculate me on here. What do I do?
You get a grip and masturbate all you want my child.... "
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap..uuurrrggghhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Aunty
I met a man from this site and as we were leaving a club an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back to his place.
As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the corpse he'd hidden in his closet, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!
Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.
The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the corpse came out, may have given him the idea that murdering people is OK. Is there a perfect mail that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a excellent verification |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Aunty
I met a man from this site and as we were leaving a club an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back to his place.
As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the corpse he'd hidden in his closet, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!
Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.
The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the corpse came out, may have given him the idea that murdering people is OK. Is there a perfect mail that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a excellent verification"
Don't worry. A nice man in a white coat is on his way round to see you now.
Aunty Mini |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Aunty
I met a man from this site and as we were leaving a club an old guy tried to grab my arse and so my man thumped him in the gob. I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back to his place.
As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the corpse he'd hidden in his closet, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!
Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.
The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the corpse came out, may have given him the idea that murdering people is OK. Is there a perfect mail that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a excellent verification"
State that he was so manly and the sex was great and would love to meet again but state that its not good to have skeletons in the closet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear auntie is a right for a grown man to twiddle his comfort blankie all the time 
I know you are worried its going to fall off.... "
But it keeps going stiff and won't go away until it goes all gooey auntie |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear auntie is a right for a grown man to twiddle his comfort blankie all the time
I know you are worried its going to fall off....
But it keeps going stiff and won't go away until it goes all gooey auntie "
let me lick it better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Aunty
I have always been cursed with rapidly growing body hair and have to shave my legs every day in order to stay smooth for my man. After I'm done the bath looks like someone's murdered a yeti.
Is there anyone on here who will buy my discarded leg hair for cash? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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dear auntie
just lately,mrs saucy's sexual demands have been,overpowering,and constant.
she's seems to using me like some kind of personal sexual plaything,so much so,i'm starting to feel like a piece of meat.
i've got a perpetual stiffy,which she always seems to be on the end of.
now my question is.
how can i ensure this situation doesnt change.
yours
mr ecstatic,
scotland.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"dear auntie
just lately,mrs saucy's sexual demands have been,overpowering,and constant.
she's seems to using me like some kind of personal sexual plaything,so much so,i'm starting to feel like a piece of meat.
i've got a perpetual stiffy,which she always seems to be on the end of.
now my question is.
how can i ensure this situation doesnt change.
yours
mr ecstatic,
scotland.
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make sure you have a constant supply of handbags and shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie I am desperate to fall in love but worried about squishing them when I fall, what shall I do? 
Don't fall just land gracefully hahaha "
You've met me and graceful isn't a word generally associated with me.... what if I asphyxiate them- they won't love me then, will they? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Auntie I am desperate to fall in love but worried about squishing them when I fall, what shall I do?
Don't fall just land gracefully hahaha
You've met me and graceful isn't a word generally associated with me.... what if I asphyxiate them- they won't love me then, will they?"
No but the women in Holloway will |
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Dear Auntie,(strange having lustful thoughts about you, its incest) anyways,
every month I get different cravings. This month, it is female football players.
Do you know any of these these elusive creatures?  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Auntie,(strange having lustful thoughts about you, its incest) anyways,
every month I get different cravings. This month, it is female football players.
Do you know any of these these elusive creatures? "
No but I can go and buy a footie kit |
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"Dear auntie why does Scotland have ta be so far away from Crewe? Xx  "
its is so when your apart you yern for her company and to enhace your love when your together...
aunty H. xxx
and so you can get a rest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear auntie why does Scotland have ta be so far away from Crewe? Xx
its is so when your apart you yern for her company and to enhace your love when your together...
aunty H. xxx
and so you can get a rest "
Xx |
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