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By *MP3 OP Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

..to leave your lover. So, what are they?

I'll start by suggesting that you just slip out the back, Jack...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just send them a text, Rex

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By *MP3 OP Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Just send them a text, Rex"

Very good

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Make a new plan Stan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get on the bus Gus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/06/18 14:51:21]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell them on Facebook, Chuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show them the sole of your boot Groot.

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

By phone, Simone

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Just kick them out, Scout

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Move with out telling them x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do it by mail, Gail

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Easier to block Jock.

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

By e-mail, Dale

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

Chop off their head, Ted

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Kick em to the kerb, Herb

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Chop off their head, Ted "

Bit harsh

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Leave them standing Stanley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chop off their head, Ted "

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Lock them out, scout x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

leave them at the altar, walter

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By *traightguy101Man over a year ago

Darlington

Burn them at the stake, Jake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just drop off the key lee

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By *MP3 OP Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Chop off their head, Ted "

Then look out a nice Chianti to accompany their liver?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chop off their head, Ted

Bit harsh

Savage

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Fuck her sister.. mister

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By *MP3 OP Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Fuck her sister.. mister

That will do it, for sure

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Push 'em under a bus, Gus.

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By *traightguy101Man over a year ago

Darlington

"Fuck her sister.. mister

Oh that did cross my mind. But I'm not vindictive enough to do something so heartless.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Throw them of a cliff, Cliff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

our love is like a shit on the ocean

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Cum in her bum, chum

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Cum in her eye, Guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"our love is like a shit on the ocean"

I think you may have got your songs a bit mixed up, there

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Run over her pet, Jet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"our love is like a shit on the ocean

I think you may have got your songs a bit mixed up, there"

think it was called rock the boat

ship

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Hide her body in the cellar Fellah

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By *hunderstruckMan over a year ago

Northampton

Sleep with her Mum ! Chum

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Slice her up and bury her in the garden Gordon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn into a narcissistic bitch, rich.

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Fuck her sister, Lister.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I built half our our house then said "go or stay" ?...

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Give them a call, Paul

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I think I should exit this thread......

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

"Fucked your dad, Brad x"

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Knock em bandy Sandy

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Fuck her daughter , porter

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By *MP3 OP Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I think I should exit this thread......

You're going to end up indicting yourself

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

It's not your baby, baby x

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By *alacious RedWoman over a year ago

croydon

"..to leave your lover. So, what are they?

I'll start by suggesting that you just slip out the back, Jack...

Get a new toy boy

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By *MP3 OP Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Give her some kale, Dale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop giving her ya knob , Rob

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Go for a hike Mike

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

It's over, clover x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say her bum does look fat,Matt.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Say her bum does look fat,Matt."

As if I would x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give her some kale, Dale"

I like kale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go off and cheat, Pete.

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By *MP3 OP Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Give her some kale, Dale

I like kale "

I would think you must be in the minority

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just tell him you're late,mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give her some kale, Dale

I like kale

I would think you must be in the minority

It's just cabbage

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think I should exit this thread......

You're going to end up indicting yourself

My thoughts exactly......

Someone here already thinks I'm a serial killer.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say her bum does look fat,Matt.

As if I would x"

Tell him "I really like that Matt".

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Say her bum does look fat,Matt.

As if I would x

Tell him "I really like that Matt".

Tie a knot in his cock Jock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t be discrete, naff off to Crete pete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move away Faye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give them a std fi

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

I'm in love with my boss, Ross x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say her bum does look fat,Matt.

As if I would x

Tell him "I really like that Matt".

Tie a knot in his cock Jock"

Say

"You've got a small knob,Rob" or

"You're rubbish in bed,Ed" or "that's not how you lick fanny,Danny".

Then he says "I'm leaving you now,Cow".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad's a better fuck,Chuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get out of my bed, Ted .

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You're far too boney Tony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got this strange itch,Rich.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your taking the piss, miss

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

Kick them in the twat.. Matt

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm leaving the Wirral Cyril

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Tell them you're on fab... Rab.

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've got this strange itch,Rich."

I've got the clap - chap

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

It hurts like a fetus... Cletus

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm going Unlos Stavros

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be glad when you're gone, Ron.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is excellent, cheered me up no end & had a right giggle. Thanks all

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You're just a rat, Pat!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Don't like yer knob, Bob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fake your own death, Geoff.

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