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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....
What do you do......???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could put a radio on or turn your tv up if you got one in your room.  "
actually turn up the tv would increase the porn sound levels....radio is good....radio 4 then they would go out again |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You could put a radio on or turn your tv up if you got one in your room.
actually turn up the tv would increase the porn sound levels....radio is good....radio 4 then they would go out again "
and never come back 
All that time to myself - now what WOULD i do...???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could put a radio on or turn your tv up if you got one in your room.
actually turn up the tv would increase the porn sound levels....radio is good....radio 4 then they would go out again
and never come back
All that time to myself - now what WOULD i do...????"
Listen to radio 4 what else  |
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"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....
What do you do......????"
Bite the pillow hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol"
or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol! |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol
or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol!"
lol
its summer!!!
But i like your thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol
or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol!
lol
its summer!!!
But i like your thinking "
Maybe that's why some toys now are sold saying they are "quiet" lol!! |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Looks like i need a new supply of pillows and a better telly that actually picks up signal in my room - or a radio.....lol
or a thicker duvet, maybe that would dull the noise of the buzzing....... lol!
lol
its summer!!!
But i like your thinking
Maybe that's why some toys now are sold saying they are "quiet" lol!!"
hehehe, quiet and waterproof... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys 
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol"
What? my fingers!
They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
What? my fingers!
They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet "
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
What? my fingers!
They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
LOL"
does it spit????  |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
What? my fingers!
They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
LOLdoes it spit???? "
which bit...lolollool |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
What? my fingers!
They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
LOLdoes it spit????
which bit...lolollool"
This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
What? my fingers!
They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
LOLdoes it spit????
which bit...lolollool
This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?"
You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............
So have you thought what one would look like yet........... |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Yep we need silent unbreakable toys
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
What? my fingers!
They're silent and hav'nt broken down yet
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
LOLdoes it spit????
which bit...lolollool
This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?
You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............
So have you thought what one would look like yet........... "
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
which bit...lolollool
This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?
You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............
So have you thought what one would look like yet...........
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL "
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"
love to see yu demonstrate new model on Dragons Den...lol
Can alter speed and girth, and have TWO!!!!
which bit...lolollool
This thread needs pickng up again as it was so funny last night... anybody out there with a bright business idea as to how to market this to the Dragon s Den?
You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises - helpful after birth, or other operations, or just strengthening the muscles...............
So have you thought what one would look like yet...........
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?"
Personally I think they are all out to find the design... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?
Personally I think they are all out to find the design..."
You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
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You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?
Personally I think they are all out to find the design...
You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments "
u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?
Personally I think they are all out to find the design...
You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments
u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ... "
Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
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You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?
Personally I think they are all out to find the design...
You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments
u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...
Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol!"
Happy to test against ISO and any other QA manual... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?
Personally I think they are all out to find the design...
You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments
u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...
Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol!
Happy to test against ISO and any other QA manual... "
On a mission now - so off googling lol!! Going to start a thread about what new toys people would like |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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You could market it as a "tool" that helps with the pelvic floor excercises -
Err, can we please divide the tasks here... I am not bothered about the design, but more interested in teh market research and quality testing ?
PMSL
I'd love to present to the Dragons Anyone out there interested in designing?
Personally I think they are all out to find the design...
You could be right.......... but think of the opportunities developing this new toy/tool could bring to those interested .......... maybe they are already testing out some early developments
u mean market research, testing hat is needed.. and wanted..and where ...? Whata lovely opportunity for mystery shoppers ...
Now there is a thought, who does the QA (quality assurance) for new sex toys.......... maybe some bright spark can find out and we could put our names down lol!
Happy to test against ISO and any other QA manual...
On a mission now - so off googling lol!! Going to start a thread about what new toys people would like "
Here is what I call Action Woman!!! see u there x |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!
Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....
...but am willing to try out any new models |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!
Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....
...but am willing to try out any new models "
we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!
Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....
...but am willing to try out any new models
we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things "
Well there's three of us so far on this thread lol! |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!
Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....
...but am willing to try out any new models
we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things
Well there's three of us so far on this thread lol! "
And the others are WHERE???????????
I am getting very suspicious now.
Its a Saturday night for gods sake.
As if anyone would be OUT on a Saturday night....??? |
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over a year ago
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"I have just come back into this thread and am PMSL at Mystery shoppers!!!!
Heehee girls, i actually went to sleep last night thinking about what the perfect design could be.....but still got my thinking hat on i am afraid....
...but am willing to try out any new models
we need a team of quality assessors... as we are all looking for different things
Well there's three of us so far on this thread lol!
And the others are WHERE???????????
I am getting very suspicious now.
Its a Saturday night for gods sake.
As if anyone would be OUT on a Saturday night....???"
Ahhhh but sometimes it's not the quantity, but the quality of the company, and just think it's deffo quality tonight lol!! |
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"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....
What do you do......????"
Let them assume There's a girl in the room with me |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....
What do you do......????
Let them assume There's a girl in the room with me "
Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME!!!
lol |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You are halfway through playing with yourself with your buzzing machine, are ready to explode when the housemate and the partner come home. You are up in bed but they go into the next room and the walls are paper thin.....
What do you do......????
Let them assume There's a girl in the room with me
Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME!!!
lol
lol, just as well I'm not easily shocked then "
Does that mean i can poke your ass???? |
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