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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.
Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You’re about to find out how many messages you can get in 10 minutes  "
 I don't get messages. I am toying with opening my profile again, just to see if there's something/one I could use condoms on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try your hand at decorative ballon sculpting.
I struggle to tie the knots at the end but I have enough for practise attempts.
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We wanna see pic's of the results.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Maybe do a bank robbery and use them instead of tights over your head  "
I have a lot of stockings too (I don't understand what happens to the other leg if you wear tights on your head).
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"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls. 
Rice might be better. I think the lube might make the flour go lumpy. No one wants lumpy balls."
Wash them, then. Nobody wants lubey fingers either. Well, except when they do. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Put them on penises to protect you from STDs and pregnancy.
I’m not sure I get this game..."
I'm not sure people would like me to put condoms on their penises uninvited. I suppose I could put them in my next foodbank donation. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Could you inflate them with a bicycle pump and then put them into an empty paddling pool for an adults’ ball amusement? "
Have you got a paddling pool? We could hook up on this one.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls.
Rice might be better. I think the lube might make the flour go lumpy. No one wants lumpy balls.
Wash them, then. Nobody wants lubey fingers either. Well, except when they do."
Floor and water makes...? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have a lot of stockings too (I don't understand what happens to the other leg if you wear tights on your head).
That’s for your accomplice. Best to stick close to each other, mind."
Of course!
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"Fill them with rice or flour and make stress balls.
Rice might be better. I think the lube might make the flour go lumpy. No one wants lumpy balls.
Wash them, then. Nobody wants lubey fingers either. Well, except when they do.
Floor and water makes...?"
We need to have a chat about a) the order of things; b) the waterproof nature of condoms if you get the order wrong. |
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"Could you inflate them with a bicycle pump and then put them into an empty paddling pool for an adults’ ball amusement?
Have you got a paddling pool? We could hook up on this one.
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If you wanted to hook up the condoms wouldn’t be going out of date |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out."
I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?
GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.
I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?
GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.
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Are yours better than the clinic's |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Make a condom bonfire "
The environment, dear, the environment!
https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/from-ecolube-to-bio-condoms-how-to-have-a-green-sex-life-a3254391.html |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.
I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?
GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.
Are yours better than the clinic's"
Skyns. One pack in extra large.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.
I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?
GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.
Are yours better than the clinic's
Skyns. One pack in extra large. c"
That's optimistic of you |
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"My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.
Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date. Lol bring them around and we can make a start on them lol x
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
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"My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.
Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date.
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See if you can get one over your head and then take a selfie and put it on here.
Mr2 |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Stand outside your local GUM clinic and hand them out.
I'd have to catch them before they go in... Do you think I should give them the questionnaire at the same time?
GUMs get them for just under 3p each so it may be a false economy.
Are yours better than the clinic's
Skyns. One pack in extra large. c
That's optimistic of you "
Although, bought for one particular friend. You've seen how substantial he is.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My favourite condoms were on special offer so I bought a few packets.
Unfortunately, I don't have much of a sex life so I need some suggestions to use them up before they reach the use-by date.
See if you can get one over your head and then take a selfie and put it on here.
Mr2 "
I think I probably could but I'd be worried about my very big, curly hair and being found suffocated with a condom on my head.
I need an assistant. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Maybe do a bank robbery and use them instead of tights over your head
Lol"
I've been thinking about this one. I think I have more tights and stockings than there are banks left in the UK.
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That’s it you don’t live in a flat of course 