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when you suddenly find yourself in the house alone.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That’s right, the mrs has taken our daughter to a party and my son isn’t home till tomorrow, ive got the remote, that Holy Grail of power, and can i find anything to watch?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Netflix and chill for one

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By *inkSwingCouple over a year ago

Preston

You’ve had the ‘house to yourself wank’ I take it?

Swing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My son is out for the afternoon and ive just watched Moana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm home alone and just about to get the wand out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’ve had the ‘house to yourself wank’ I take it?

Swing"

i’ve just come home from training, can just about raise a smile nevermind waking up mr happy for a quick fumble

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm home alone and just about to get the wand out.

the image i have in my mind right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My son is out for the afternoon and ive just watched Moana

was looking at one of the pixel movies but dunno, been watching the Prime Suspects on netflix so might carry on with that.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Eng v South Africa rugby just kicking off

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"That’s right, the mrs has taken our daughter to a party and my son isn’t home till tomorrow, ive got the remote, that Holy Grail of power, and can i find anything to watch?

Nope

Not even the world cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s right, the mrs has taken our daughter to a party and my son isn’t home till tomorrow, ive got the remote, that Holy Grail of power, and can i find anything to watch?

Nope

Not even the world cup "

i don’t do football, specially world cup, whenever england are playing the mrs will put it on, i go for long walks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That’s right, the mrs has taken our daughter to a party and my son isn’t home till tomorrow, ive got the remote, that Holy Grail of power, and can i find anything to watch?

Nope

Run the hoover round for the Mrs and sit back and await the blow job of gratitude on her return

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By *ndecidedMan over a year ago

London

Nothing prerecorded on the sky box?

I always have a few episodes of Colombo for such moments ( After the coveted 'home alone wank'of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s right, the mrs has taken our daughter to a party and my son isn’t home till tomorrow, ive got the remote, that Holy Grail of power, and can i find anything to watch?

Nope

Run the hoover round for the Mrs and sit back and await the blow job of gratitude on her return

done all the housework first thing this morning. I’m well domesticated

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd be getting reacquainted with Mr Wand!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm home alone nearly all of the time

Well apart from the odd time my neighbours cat finds his way through my bathroom window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be getting reacquainted with Mr Wand!!!

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when you girls are home alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm home alone.

Thinking of setting some booby traps..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made Bolognese and dyed my hair.

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If I ever find myself alone in the house for anything longer than 20 mins I will also find the dreaded list of jobs around the house to do.

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By *ndecidedMan over a year ago

London

"I made Bolognese and dyed my hair. "

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made Bolognese and dyed my hair. "

You shouldn't stir it so vigorously

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By *oby le roneMan over a year ago

Treorchy

Well I'm alone every night, can get a bit boring after a while lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My son is out for the afternoon and ive just watched Moana

What can I say except your welcome...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That’s right, the mrs has taken our daughter to a party and my son isn’t home till tomorrow, ive got the remote, that Holy Grail of power, and can i find anything to watch?

Nope

If the hubby is home alone he turns the tv off and reads instead or does jobs if I'm lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That’s right, the mrs has taken our daughter to a party and my son isn’t home till tomorrow, ive got the remote, that Holy Grail of power, and can i find anything to watch?

Nope

If the hubby is home alone he turns the tv off and reads instead or does jobs if I'm lucky "

in regrouting the bathroom but not till this evening, i read at night before i go to sleep.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

The remote is always mine in my house...

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By *rumph650Man over a year ago

Cardiff

"I made Bolognese and dyed my hair. "

Mmmm bolognese. Now I'm moist x

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By *egs11ABCWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm always home alone. Don't tho k I cd live with anyone now, too set in my ways x

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