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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is it gay to be a man? Think about it, you're literally INSIDE the body of a man. That's pretty gay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And how can I possibly be straight when I have a wank? I’m literally playing with a cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And how can I possibly be straight when I have a wank? I’m literally playing with a cock! "

EXACTLY! #NoHomo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock"

I hope you sterilise then destroy the gloves afterwards too. And cut off your hands... and dissolve them in an acid bath. Otherwise you might as well be a raging gaymosexual.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've only ever played with my cock, so realistically, I've enjoyed cock 100%

I can't say I've enjoyed every shag with a woman with I've ever had.

By them statistics, I'm more towards the gay end of the spectrum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've only ever played with my cock, so realistically, I've enjoyed cock 100%

I can't say I've enjoyed every shag with a woman with I've ever had.

By them statistics, I'm more towards the gay end of the spectrum "

*Mind blown*.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock"

Hahaha

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock

I hope you sterilise then destroy the gloves afterwards too. And cut off your hands... and dissolve them in an acid bath. Otherwise you might as well be a raging gaymosexual."

No just a thick pair of gloves and a blindfold so I can't see the cock,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock

I hope you sterilise then destroy the gloves afterwards too. And cut off your hands... and dissolve them in an acid bath. Otherwise you might as well be a raging gaymosexual.

No just a thick pair of gloves and a blindfold so I can't see the cock,

Hmm... IDK tho. Sounds pretty gay to me

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

And if I wanked with my right hand and then change to my left does it mean I'm a cheater or does it count as a threesome

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock

I hope you sterilise then destroy the gloves afterwards too. And cut off your hands... and dissolve them in an acid bath. Otherwise you might as well be a raging gaymosexual.

No just a thick pair of gloves and a blindfold so I can't see the cock,

Hmm... IDK tho. Sounds pretty gay to me

Its only gay if I enjoy it,

I have angry wanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock

I hope you sterilise then destroy the gloves afterwards too. And cut off your hands... and dissolve them in an acid bath. Otherwise you might as well be a raging gaymosexual.

No just a thick pair of gloves and a blindfold so I can't see the cock,

Hmm... IDK tho. Sounds pretty gay to me

Its only gay if I enjoy it,

I have angry wanks "

Do you cry?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock

I hope you sterilise then destroy the gloves afterwards too. And cut off your hands... and dissolve them in an acid bath. Otherwise you might as well be a raging gaymosexual.

No just a thick pair of gloves and a blindfold so I can't see the cock,

Hmm... IDK tho. Sounds pretty gay to me

Its only gay if I enjoy it,

I have angry wanks

Do you cry?"

Cry! That's so gay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And if I wanked with my right hand and then change to my left does it mean I'm a cheater or does it count as a threesome"

If you sit on your hand first until it goes numb, it feels like someone else is wanking you..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Far too deep and meaningful a topic for a Saturday.

Also if you really enjoy having a poo - does that count ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And how can I possibly be straight when I have a wank? I’m literally playing with a cock! "

I get my wife to do it for me just in case

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

The water you drink today was a few guys' hot loads yesterday, so you're in fact a gay cumslut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The water you drink today was a few guys' hot loads yesterday, so you're in fact a gay cumslut."

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"The water you drink today was a few guys' hot loads yesterday, so you're in fact a gay cumslut."

I use a water filter to filter out the gayness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The water you drink today was a few guys' hot loads yesterday, so you're in fact a gay cumslut.

I use a water filter to filter out the gayness

Filter the gay away.

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

I'm definitely a lesbian as I only like women....Paul.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The water you drink today was a few guys' hot loads yesterday, so you're in fact a gay cumslut.

I use a water filter to filter out the gayness

HHaaaaaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wear gloves to wank so I don't have to touch my cock

I hope you sterilise then destroy the gloves afterwards too. And cut off your hands... and dissolve them in an acid bath. Otherwise you might as well be a raging gaymosexual.

No just a thick pair of gloves and a blindfold so I can't see the cock,

Cum straight into the toilet and flush with your eyes closed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ego, You're inhuman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm definitely a lesbian as I only like women with penises....Paul."

Knew it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh bollocks!!

I always thought I was a lesbian in a mans body.

Ruined my life you bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ego, You're inhuman"

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Too late, I think you have caught ghey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too late, I think you have caught ghey.

*Scrubs the shame out*.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"Is it gay to be a man? Think about it, you're literally INSIDE the body of a man. That's pretty gay."

I like sex with women. I think that makes me a lesbian.

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By *ndecidedMan over a year ago

London

You're right. Every time I wank, I'm making a man cum. That can't be very straight-friendly! Once I even touched my balls....couldn't feel straight for a week!