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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???  "
A kick up the arse to get me moving  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
A kick up the arse to get me moving "
GET MOVING!!!!!
(Sorry, not one for shouting  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock
4/6 
Which 2 are missing??
The two physical attributes.  "
You have a lovely smile, but I haven't seen the other so I can't comment on that ... So definitely 5/6 based on what I can see |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Someone to do my hoovering
Hoovering is the only house chore I enjoy doing. Strangely satisfying "
Unfortunately kills my back. Will just need to double up my morphine first lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today??? "
Dick Rodwell ticks all those boxes, but he’s down the soup kitchen feeding the homeless at the moment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
Dick Rodwell ticks all those boxes, but he’s down the soup kitchen feeding the homeless at the moment. "
Who's he?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
The same "
Well I haven't had an offer yet but you never know your luck!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By decent cock you mean ?
Not too big
Not too small
Clean
...perfect 
Damn it ! Almost there! Almost !
Sorry cheesy bell end here "
I'll pop you in the shower |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
You know what to do Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock "
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
You know what to do Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock
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I don't mean someone else's cock  x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A friend with benefits would be good this weekend
Indeed
A friend with benefits is not only for weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
I thought he meant to find one... Maybe I read it simplistically |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
You know what to do Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock
I don't mean someone else's cock x"
I know you didn't ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going? "
You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here  ) |
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
You know what to do Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock
I don't mean someone else's cock x
I know you didn't ... "
Oh ok cool . Mines on strike . Hayfever has struck so I'm dead |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going?
You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here )"
I can’t... I’m hayfevered up to the eyeballs today. I’m in hiding with cucumber on my eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.
Dark and handsome would be a bonus "
It irks sometimes that people on here can't do basic things such as that ... But it happens in the "real" world too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
You know what to do Yes I do. Pray for a decent cock
I don't mean someone else's cock x
I know you didn't ... Oh ok cool . Mines on strike . Hayfever has struck so I'm dead "
Damn 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going?
You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here )
I can’t... I’m hayfevered up to the eyeballs today. I’m in hiding with cucumber on my eyes. "
Ahhh that isn't good ... Can someone do the coffee run please? |
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"I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.
Dark and handsome would be a bonus
It irks sometimes that people on here can't do basic things such as that ... But it happens in the "real" world too "
You'd think it would be easy to do but obviously not. And yes it does it's not just limited to here |
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"I don’t ‘need’ anything but I would like an iced caramel frappe without the cream but with the sauce if anyone is going?
You could always take a walk in the sunshine (if it's not raining like it is here )
I can’t... I’m hayfevered up to the eyeballs today. I’m in hiding with cucumber on my eyes. "
Aren't we wusses lol . We'll just have to sniffle and sneeze together |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like the honesty bit and someone who isn't afraid to be upfront.
Dark and handsome would be a bonus
It irks sometimes that people on here can't do basic things such as that ... But it happens in the "real" world too
You'd think it would be easy to do but obviously not. And yes it does it's not just limited to here "
Shame really... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee and cake
Or beer and a meal
Think I’m looking for a treat lol
Hope someone makes you an offer "
Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today??? "
Ah damnit, fell at the last hurdle
A shave. Badly. Looking a little rough right now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee and cake
Or beer and a meal
Think I’m looking for a treat lol
Hope someone makes you an offer
Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I "
At least you won't argue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee and cake
Or beer and a meal
Think I’m looking for a treat lol
Hope someone makes you an offer
Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I
At least you won't argue "
I wouldn’t be so sure my left and right don’t always get on. I spend a lot of time falling down  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
Ah damnit, fell at the last hurdle
A shave. Badly. Looking a little rough right now "
That's your opinion, someone else may not think you fell at the final hurdle
A shave you can fix straight away if you feel so inclined |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee and cake
Or beer and a meal
Think I’m looking for a treat lol
Hope someone makes you an offer
Me too or else I’ll just have to take my own hand and skip down to the town with me, myself and I
At least you won't argue
I wouldn’t be so sure my left and right don’t always get on. I spend a lot of time falling down "
Haha!! That would be fun to watch x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today???
Someone looking for just that  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A nice woman, decent Craic, insatiable appetite and also must be a nymphomaniac .. apply within
Hope you get lucky
Unlikely on here "
I can't help you ... I'm too far away (and probably not your type) |
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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago
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"A nice woman, decent Craic, insatiable appetite and also must be a nymphomaniac .. apply within
Hope you get lucky
Unlikely on here
I can't help you ... I'm too far away (and probably not your type) "
I've still not got my massage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A friend for this evening!! Either a chat, giggle and a drink in the hotel I'm staying at or more if that's where it goes!! "
Shout out for ginge beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... someone honest, fun and straightforward with a nice smile, sense of humour and a decent cock.
What do you need today??? "
A woman to fall asleep on my chest while I stroke her hair, something normal for a change |
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