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"How very clever here to see Some posts by forumites using poetry "No surprise to see you put it so eloquently, For a kinky bird you must be! | |||
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"I like Estella and I’d like to take a punt On bending her over and kissing her ... on the cheek" WorldCupWilly’s flattery always gives me a twinge, If only he had wanted to tongue poke my minge... | |||
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"Your flow was hot and delivered just like a curry. Can I lick your body like a McFlurry? "A dhansak, jalfrezi or a rogan josh? Ah fuck, who cares? Jus’ gimme a Mc-nosh! | |||
"Do we quote the last person when we reply? Or just carry on and ignore this guy? "Ignore that one, he's being a bore. Spoiling our fun, I'm not sure what for. | |||
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"Do we quote the last person when we reply? Or just carry on and ignore this guy?
Ignore that one, he's being a bore.
Spoiling our fun, I'm not sure what for."I saw Meli And came back for more | |||
"Your flow was hot and delivered just like a curry. Can I lick your body like a McFlurry?
A dhansak, jalfrezi or a rogan josh?
Ah fuck, who cares? Jus’ gimme a Mc-nosh!"The best Ruby Murry you are, one I would treasure. Open your legs and McNosh you with pleasure. | |||
"I’m positioned here waiting, just like he said, I’ve pulled OneNightStanley, I’m gaining street cred "Forget street cred and start giving me head I'm bringing you home you can live in my bed. | |||
"Do we quote the last person when we reply? Or just carry on and ignore this guy?
Ignore that one, he's being a bore.
Spoiling our fun, I'm not sure what for."He's having no fun and spoiling ours And now Top Gears gone he can't wank off too cars. | |||
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"I’m fast forwarding now to the very next day, Had one night with Stanley, will there be any more play?" Quality time with you I will spend. If that's what you want add me as a friend  | |||
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"I’m fast forwarding now to the very next day, Had one night with Stanley, will there be any more play? Quality time with you I will spend. If that's what you want add me as a friend "Is this just a ploy to access my pics? Gawp at me naked for your wanking kicks?* (*artistic licence was obviously in use, my pics ain’t worth shit for solo cocking abuse) | |||
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"I’m fast forwarding now to the very next day, Had one night with Stanley, will there be any more play? Quality time with you I will spend. If that's what you want add me as a friend
Is this just a ploy to access my pics?
Gawp at me naked for your wanking kicks?*
You've got me sussed
Accept it now before my balls bust
(*artistic licence was obviously in use, my pics ain’t worth shit for solo cocking abuse)" | |||
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"Reading this forum when I should be asleep, It’s fun and games now, but at seven I’ll weep." He’s ventured a rhyme, our Oatcake who’s Dubious, About bloody time, although he’s no Scroobious Pip, the paramour of heartless Estella, Great Expectations I have of this fella. | |||
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"Some men make me shudder and shiver.. It makes my quim really quiver " | |||
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"I’ve baked a savoury tart, I’ll eat it for my dinner, Goats cheese, tomato, basil and such, it really is a winner. " I once met a girl her eyes had this shimmer, Took her back to my place and made her into a sinner :P | |||
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"[moved by poster at 16/06/18 17:55:49]" | |||
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"The jam goes on first, and then cream on top The other way round and I would have a strop "Is that one from Cornwall or is it from Devon? Either way it sounds like snack heaven. | |||
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" Show him something sexier . He might try to grab it If he’s not obliging , there’s always your rabbit "Jeeeesus! Good grief! I couldn't do that, my rabbit's got teeth!! | |||
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"Estella from London I wish you lived nearer Brum While hubby watched the football We could meet for some fun "Girl on girl play with me, is that on your mind? Well golly how flattering, you’re really too kind. | |||
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"Sadly I’m far from you, and have a hankering for cock, I want it all up in me hard as a rock." Estella wanted to feel a man, To fill her long dark nights. Oatcake was something of a fan... ...can you wait ‘til I book my flights? | |||
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"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock, That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock "Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot Debating whether I should message her or not :P | |||
"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock, That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock
Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot
Debating whether I should message her or not :P "Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun. The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son | |||
"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock, That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock
Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot
Debating whether I should message her or not :P
Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun.
The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son "Age is just a number but can pose problems for some I respect your choice so won't pester but I bet I'd make you cum | |||
"Chartering private jets dot com, It’s dear, but I have to try. She’s mentioned that bloody game again, Will she never let it lie?!" It my just my nervous hook, that I do when I’m all coy, It’s like a tick, a need to tease, because I like the boy. | |||
"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock, That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock
Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot
Debating whether I should message her or not :P
Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun.
The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son "MaryfuckingPoppins - you know what she’s gone and done, Reverted back to her original name after being BambisfuckingMum | |||
"The boredom really got to me and came as quite a shock, That I'd rather have a glass of wine at home -than a strangers cock
Maryfuckingpoppins I think she's really hot
Debating whether I should message her or not :P
Though your rhyming words are great, and you seem really fun.
The horrible truth of it is - that you could be my son
Age is just a number but can pose problems for some
I respect your choice so won't pester but I bet I'd make you cum "...mum | |||
"Chartering private jets dot com, It’s dear, but I have to try. She’s mentioned that bloody game again, Will she never let it lie?! It my just my nervous hook, that I do when I’m all coy, It’s like a tick, a need to tease, because I like the boy. " tic* (Bugger) | |||
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" MaryfuckingPoppins - you know what she’s gone and done, Reverted back to her original name after being BambisfuckingMum" I'm so glad you noticed, though I liked that name a lot. It was a bit depressing - as Bambis mum got shot  | |||
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"Just wait until he spends the night And she prepares his brekkie, With ages put well out of sight: Maryfuckingspeccy." Though I like some breakfast, And his spectacles a lot. I am not a cradle snatcher or have any Coco Pops | |||
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"I thought that things were going fine, But I was seized by terror: Amongst her witty, charming lines, A fucking spelling error." He shoves the knife in nice and deep, and makes me squirm some more, I explained the error, I showed my cute, and yet he closed the door. On that note, Mr Oatcake, he who is Dubious, Our future, I would say right now, is insalubrious. | |||
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"I thought that things were going fine, But I was seized by terror: Amongst her witty, charming lines, A fucking spelling error. He shoves the knife in nice and deep, and makes me squirm some more, I explained the error, I showed my cute, and yet he closed the door. On that note, Mr Oatcake, he who is Dubious, Our future, I would say right now, is insalubrious. " Your vocabulary is so advanced I feel like I'm a fool I'll say what you've all thought perhaps I should go back to school ? | |||
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"I wouldn’t worry too much, mate, As we all say in chorus; Although she seems articulate She uses a thesaurus. (Yes, this requires the pronunciation of ‘articulate’ that means something else, but I don’t care.)" Oh no you didn’t! Fuck me, you did, I’m hurt and in dismay. To you my farewell now I bid, I’m off to shag Roget. | |||
"Oh no you didn’t! Fuck me, you did, I’m hurt and in dismay. To you my farewell now I bid, I’m off to shag Roget." Beautifully done! | |||
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"Hang on just a minute now - Are we are up our own arses? I thought this rhyming was about shagging and cool glasses "I rhyme I shag and been told I'm hung, I also wear specs but you said I'm just too young | |||
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"He says that he’s hung, which way does he hang? I can’t help but think he’s a young kd lang But give him his due, he doesn’t get riled Even when his intended sees him as a child. . (Sorry, dude, no ill-will. )"Well if age weren't a problem then pleasure I'd grant her, No offence taken mate, I love some good banter | |||
"Oh OneNightStanley, oh no - we had a wonderful thing, Yet now it’s destined to be just a one-off rhyme fling. " Forgive me Dear Estella, for leaving you hanging. I'm a Gold Member, it's the weekend, and I have been busy banging. | |||
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"It's the witching hour and perv I must, I'm looking for a pic of a very nice bust
xGx"Head over to HighHeels page, Her busy will leave you in a horny rage x | |||
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"Thanks for the hint, I'll check it out now Boobs make me wanna shout 'oh holy cow!' " You are welcome that’s on me, Is it just tits u like to see? | |||
"Thanks for the hint, I'll check it out now Boobs make me wanna shout 'oh holy cow!' " Put that tongue away and don't be silly Second thoughts just wrap it round my Willy | |||
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"I like a cut Willy, but tits are my preference Keep that in mind for future reference "I’d cut my cock for u now, if I actually could, Coz your sexy pictures are giving me wood | |||
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"It's the witching hour and perv I must, I'm looking for a pic of a very nice bust
xGx"A bust of a nut? or a bust as in breast? Because If it's the nut, I'm showing interest? | |||
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"Reading this forum when I should be asleep, It’s fun and games now, but at seven I’ll weep." Weep or smile do whatever we choose. Hold onto the saying, you snooze you lose. | |||
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"The other half’s ignoring me Because the football is on I will have to make do with some tea and a scone "Why don't I bring some jam, and the cream. Put you over the table for 90 minutes, whilst he watches his football team? | |||
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"Nuts are just fine, but bust as in breast I'm looking for boobies, you naughty lil pest "Great thats cleared this up, we know were we stand. I wish you the best, I've typed this with one hand. | |||
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"Sadly I’m far from you, and have a hankering for cock, I want it all up in me hard as a rock." So I interject with my cock in my hand, Because reading that has made it expand. | |||
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"Meets are exciting, but a social for drinks Is the start of agreeing to each other's kinks " . Lots of wasters of time me thinks , don’t want to let their armour chink ! | |||
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"Ah Estella, hello, your words caught my eye Been waiting all night for the chance to say hi Your rhymes are just fab, in fact they're quite ace I'm also intrigued by your super sexy face "Well hello to you, I don’t think we’ve met, But anyone rhyming, is awesome I’ll bet, My face says why thank you, it thanks you a lot, I’ve peeked at you pictures and think that you’re hot, You were calling for breasts, for a nork or a tit, I’m ample of boobage, and overflowing with wit, I can be awfully devilish, or really quite sweet, So how’s about we get to arranging a meet? | |||
"Ah Estella, hello, your words caught my eye Been waiting all night for the chance to say hi Your rhymes are just fab, in fact they're quite ace I'm also intrigued by your super sexy face
Well hello to you, I don’t think we’ve met,
But anyone rhyming, is awesome I’ll bet,
My face says why thank you, it thanks you a lot,
I’ve peeked at you pictures and think that you’re hot,
You were calling for breasts, for a nork or a tit,
I’m ample of boobage, and overflowing with wit,
I can be awfully devilish, or really quite sweet,
So how’s about we get to arranging a meet? "Your reply is most welcome, and the one that i'd hoped Your boobage will be stroked, and dare I say groped?! But first let me introduce myself to you now With a wink and a smile, a curtsey, a bow Your devilish persona is a turn on I admit As is your rhyming, your humour, your wit A meet would be great, a social I think? And if there's no chemistry, I'd still like to drink I feel we may click as friends, maybe more That's the plan tho Estella, I assure you I'm no bore So let's compare diaries and arrange such a tryst As an opportunity like this, just cannot be missed | |||
"Someone mention scone? I love cream and jam Sploshing sounds good, wham bam thank you ma'am "Scones, breasts and cut cocks We might be your type Have a look at our profile And see if you like If you do find us interesting Then send us a wink We could sort out a meet For a cake and a drink | |||
"Someone mention scone? I love cream and jam Sploshing sounds good, wham bam thank you ma'am
Scones, breasts and cut cocks
We might be your type
Have a look at our profile
And see if you like
If you do find us interesting
Then send us a wink
We could sort out a meet
For a cake and a drink
"Now who could resist such a generous invite Cake and a drink? Oh I just might Indulge in a cheeky wink or a chat And continue it on unless it falls flat But from your first message I can see you have charm So a wink will be sent, it can do no harm | |||
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"We’ve sent a message Now maybe We could meet halfway For a nice cream tea "Cream tea sounds just yummy, although slightly posh A cheesecake or donut would be preferable to nosh I'm not always fussy what goes in my mouth Now halfway, would that be West, North, East or South?! | |||
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"I’m positioned here waiting, just like he said, I’ve pulled OneNightStanley, I’m gaining street cred "estella estella you speak like a fella, such dirty words and play. given the chance we'd flip ya arse and bugger you all day. | |||
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"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream, To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team, I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass, So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse. "estella estella we expected no less word on the street being you have no anal finesse | |||
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"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream, To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team, I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass, So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse.
estella estella we expected no less
word on the street being you have no anal finesse "It’s true what you’ve heard, my technique is shit, But naming and shaming me as an ass twit, Before we’ve even played ‘owt, is a bit of a bore, And a bit like that problem you’ve got, a tad premature. | |||
"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream, To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team, I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass, So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse.
estella estella we expected no less
word on the street being you have no anal finesse
It’s true what you’ve heard, my technique is shit,
But naming and shaming me as an ass twit,
Before we’ve even played ‘owt, is a bit of a bore,
And a bit like that problem you’ve got, a tad premature." | |||
"Well ain’t that an offer from Caramelscream, To sodomise me relentless, in a sort of tag-team, I like a clear approach, an unambiguous pass, So yes, thank you kindly, you may fuck my arse.
estella estella we expected no less
word on the street being you have no anal finesse
It’s true what you’ve heard, my technique is shit,
But naming and shaming me as an ass twit,
Before we’ve even played ‘owt, is a bit of a bore,
And a bit like that problem you’ve got, a tad premature."estella estella oh please forgive we had no idea your arse was so sensitive and big. starting again is always best glad we have got that off our chests. we must agree we should sorely meet lubing your arse will be a pleasurable feat | |||
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