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The person above you took you to bed last night, then suddenly ran off screaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But why?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"But why?"

My cock was bigger

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"But why?

My cock was bigger

Her dress looked better on me

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By *hris148Man over a year ago

My bum was better

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"But why?

My cock was bigger

Her dress looked better on me

He really wasn’t impressed that he’d shagged a northerner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I squirted deep heat gel on as lube instead of KY.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I squirted deep heat gel on as lube instead of KY."

He still had his sock on...

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 08:27:57]

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs."

Wasn't aware I had a penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis"

She left the straigthners on

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis"

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a portal to unknowable cosmic horrors under my pillow, I told them best not look, but they didn't listen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Marco mask fell off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My Marco mask fell off

Her Marco mask fell off

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

He saw my 12" strapon and a jar of vasaline on the bedside table

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

He forgot he left his 12 inch deep crust in the oven

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Got the inflatable dildo out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She seen my false teeth in the glass next to my bed!

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"But why?"

We were in a club and (like everyone else), they didn’t want to take my cherry

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

Can never have too much lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

Can never have too much lingerie

Was wearing all his lingerie at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I outstayed him in a mmf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/06/18 09:53:32]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He rimmed me and found my piles

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I got my strap on out, unannounced....

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

Can never have too much lingerie

Couldn’t agree more my lovely! An expensive hobby though!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"She wanted pegs on her nipples; being a keen camper, I only have tent pegs.

Wasn't aware I had a penis

Stuffed the contents of my lingerie drawers in a bag - and ran away screaming! (More of an evil chuckle really!)

Can never have too much lingerie

Couldn’t agree more my lovely! An expensive hobby though!

Try having to buy two different wardrobes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You saw the gaffer tape and chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She realised that she’d left her huge dildo downstairs on the kitchen table and her mum was due back with the vicar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She realised that she’d left her huge dildo downstairs on the kitchen table and her mum was due back with the vicar. "

Discovered I'm not really female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We were wearing the same lingerie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were wearing the same lingerie!"

My roommate and his family came home for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I forgot to put my makeup back on

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I forgot to put my makeup back on

Same situation

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I farted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curry burps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stole her underwear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I forgot to put my makeup back on

Same situation

You do mine and I'll do yours

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I forgot to put my makeup back on

Same situation

You do mine and I'll do yours

Done! How's your contouring skills?

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By *ucy. AlCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Seen all our torture stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seen all our torture stuff "

They seen mine

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My new mouse frightened them!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because she tripped over all the ropes....XD

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By *ucy. AlCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Seen all our torture stuff

They seen mine

Love to hehe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I insisted on playing the whole Status Quo back catalogue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because recreating the bathroom door scene from the shining isn't concidered as foreplay

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