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"here we go again
Oh yes "Just a follow through from previously. We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too. | |||
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"here we go again
Oh yes
Just a follow through from previously.
We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too.
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"here we go again
Oh yes
Just a follow through from previously.
We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too.
See you in the mornin' "Served from 7am to 9am this morning! | |||
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"here we go again
Oh yes
Just a follow through from previously.
We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too.
See you in the mornin'
Served from 7am to 9am this morning!
"See you at 8.55 | |||
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"here we go again
Oh yes
Just a follow through from previously.
We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too.
See you in the mornin'
Served from 7am to 9am this morning!
See you at 8.55 "phew just made it in time 0849 | |||
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"here we go again
Oh yes
Just a follow through from previously.
We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too.
See you in the mornin'
Served from 7am to 9am this morning!
See you at 8.55 phew just made it in time 0849"Haha Morning Voddy  | |||
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"here we go again
Oh yes
Just a follow through from previously.
We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too.
See you in the mornin'
Served from 7am to 9am this morning!
See you at 8.55 phew just made it in time 0849
Haha Morning Voddy "m  morning sami I saved your brekki | |||
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"here we go again
Oh yes
Just a follow through from previously.
We do the full English breakfast. Special Egg requirements are cooked to order otherwise it's an 8 item Buffet English plus choice of 3 fruit juices, 2 varieties of bread for toast, 6 cereals, yoghurts, fresh fruits, 6 teas, coffee plus Gluten free options too. All standard every day. Sausages made by a local butcher too.
See you in the mornin'
Served from 7am to 9am this morning!
See you at 8.55 phew just made it in time 0849
Haha Morning Voddy m morning sami I saved your brekki "Thank you Voddy, that was deelish xx | |||
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"Quite update for Antony who cares: Things are looking really good "Good for you  | |||
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"Quite update for Antony who cares: Things are looking really good
Good for you "Thanks and I'll take it the way I think you intended ....but it was never about me...it's good for the other person in this | |||
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"Quite update for Antony who cares: Things are looking really good
Good for you
Thanks and I'll take it the way I think you intended
....but it was never about me...it's good for the other person in this "whose antony | |||
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"Quite update for Antony who cares: Things are looking really good
Good for you
Thanks and I'll take it the way I think you intended
....but it was never about me...it's good for the other person in this whose antony "A fab redhead | |||
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"Quite update for Antony who cares: Things are looking really good
Good for you
Thanks and I'll take it the way I think you intended
....but it was never about me...it's good for the other person in this "You know I wish you and the other person well. | |||
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"Afternoon folks " Afternoon Eenie | |||
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"Afternoon folks Afternoon Eenie "Hello | |||
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"Afternoon folks Afternoon Eenie
Hello "What you doing for the weekend? | |||
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"Afternoon folks Afternoon Eenie
Hello
What you doing for the weekend? "Same as usual ... Nowt  | |||
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"Sorry ... You? X" No real plans. We are both footie fans, so lots of football to watch. | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi " Aaw, odd | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi " The Bar staff possibly wanted to ensure you were old enough as no one orders a pintbof Pepsi nowadays! | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi The Bar staff possibly wanted to ensure you were old enough as no one orders a pintbof Pepsi nowadays!" and it was diet one | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi The Bar staff possibly wanted to ensure you were old enough as no one orders a pintbof Pepsi nowadays!and it was diet one " Hey gorgeous | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi The Bar staff possibly wanted to ensure you were old enough as no one orders a pintbof Pepsi nowadays!and it was diet one Hey gorgeous "heyyyyyyyy sami xx | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi The Bar staff possibly wanted to ensure you were old enough as no one orders a pintbof Pepsi nowadays!and it was diet one Hey gorgeous heyyyyyyyy sami xx"Howz you, lovely lady? You got a busy weekend? We're having a quiet one | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi The Bar staff possibly wanted to ensure you were old enough as no one orders a pintbof Pepsi nowadays!and it was diet one r m Hey gorgeous heyyyyyyyy sami xx
Howz you, lovely lady? You got a busy weekend? We're having a quiet one "quiet for me too | |||
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"I have just been asked for I D for a pint of Pepsi The Bar staff possibly wanted to ensure you were old enough as no one orders a pintbof Pepsi nowadays!and it was diet one r m Hey gorgeous heyyyyyyyy sami xx
Howz you, lovely lady? You got a busy weekend? We're having a quiet one quiet for me too "Well apart from watching football, of course! | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig "so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now"Yeah but beds still dry  | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry "Wouldn't be if I woz there! | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there! "You'd ave been in the loft  | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there!
You'd ave been in the loft"Shit...I always get caught out | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week "Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?  | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
"My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week "I know that feeling eenie | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there!
You'd ave been in the loft
Shit...I always get caught out "
Them things are deadly....glad I don't have any labia to clip em on to too
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Feck doesn't bear thinking about | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old "Ah pets are so loyal and loving | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there!
You'd ave been in the loft
Shit...I always get caught out
Them things are deadly....glad I don't have any labia to clip em on to too
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Feck doesn't bear thinking about "Don't look at me..... | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
I know that feeling eenie "Bless you, it's pretty shite isn't it? | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving "He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving
He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more "Sounds about right! | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving
He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more
Sounds about right! "Yup! He's sleepy right now and looks so damn cute | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving
He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more
Sounds about right!
Yup! He's sleepy right now and looks so damn cute "I've just had a Google, beautiful, what colour is he? | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there!
You'd ave been in the loft
Shit...I always get caught out
Them things are deadly....glad I don't have any labia to clip em on to too
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Feck doesn't bear thinking about
Don't look at me..... "dont put ya hand up sami | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there!
You'd ave been in the loft
Shit...I always get caught out
Them things are deadly....glad I don't have any labia to clip em on to too
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Feck doesn't bear thinking about
Don't look at me..... dont put ya hand up sami"Nope my hands are firmly down...makes me sweat just thinking about it! | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there!
You'd ave been in the loft
Them feckers will light you up like a Xmas tree
Shit...I always get caught out
Them things are deadly....glad I don't have any labia to clip em on to too
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Feck doesn't bear thinking about
Don't look at me..... dont put ya hand up sami
Nope my hands are firmly down...makes me sweat just thinking about it! " | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving
He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more
Sounds about right!
Yup! He's sleepy right now and looks so damn cute
I've just had a Google, beautiful, what colour is he? "Been Green with a red head ... And yup, he can have a fiery temper | |||
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"I've got four big parcels of electro sex toys delivered today....feck I tried the nipple ones and ended up in the fecking loft...need a course on them if anyone wants to be a guinea pig so you have a ole in ceiling aswell now
Yeah but beds still dry
Wouldn't be if I woz there!
You'd ave been in the loft
Them feckers will light you up like a Xmas tree
Shit...I always get caught out
Them things are deadly....glad I don't have any labia to clip em on to too
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Feck doesn't bear thinking about
Don't look at me..... dont put ya hand up sami
Nope my hands are firmly down...makes me sweat just thinking about it! "Don't look at me like that....you're making me nervous... | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving
He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more
Sounds about right!
Yup! He's sleepy right now and looks so damn cute
I've just had a Google, beautiful, what colour is he?
Been Green with a red head ... And yup, he can have a fiery temper "Sounds gorgeous though | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving
He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more
Sounds about right!
Yup! He's sleepy right now and looks so damn cute
I've just had a Google, beautiful, what colour is he?
Been Green with a red head ... And yup, he can have a fiery temper
Sounds gorgeous though "Yeah he is, and doesn't spout bullshit or lies | |||
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"I'm a teeeeny bit squiffy and watching Now 80s with my Archie ... First time I have smiled properly for a week
Ah bless you Eenie...hold on..who is Archie?
My Kakariki ... Pet bird, just turned 8 years old
Ah pets are so loyal and loving
He does as he likes but he's a boy ... Say no more
Sounds about right!
Yup! He's sleepy right now and looks so damn cute
I've just had a Google, beautiful, what colour is he?
Been Green with a red head ... And yup, he can have a fiery temper
Sounds gorgeous though
Yeah he is, and doesn't spout bullshit or lies "Haha | |||
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"Odd like to say good morning. ...I'd like to "Morning ... Me too  | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5" Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5 Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite "thats on now lol | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5 Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite thats on now lol"Aw, maybe I'll get out of bed for a dance....because I'm in the mood for one... | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5 Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite thats on now lol
Aw, maybe I'll get out of bed for a dance....because I'm in the mood for one... "that was the nolans | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5 Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite thats on now lol
Aw, maybe I'll get out of bed for a dance....because I'm in the mood for one... that was the nolans"Yes, I like them too . Also in dancing queen...'..you're in the mood for a dance, and if you get the chance....you are a dancing queen....' | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5" They still alive? | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5 Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite thats on now lol
Aw, maybe I'll get out of bed for a dance....because I'm in the mood for one... "A piss? | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5 Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite thats on now lol
Aw, maybe I'll get out of bed for a dance....because I'm in the mood for one... that was the nolans
Yes, I like them too . Also in dancing queen...'..you're in the mood for a dance, and if you get the chance....you are a dancing queen....' "Too much of that d****** word tonight ffs | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance" Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck  | |||
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"im enjoying abba night on channel 5 Love abba....dancing queen is my favourite thats on now lol
Aw, maybe I'll get out of bed for a dance....because I'm in the mood for one...
A piss?"Haha | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance" Ah yes | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck "What's a sneck..is that a northern word? | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word? "Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though"Oh...hooter you mean!... | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!... " | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!... "Yes, it's a bit cockerney | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!...
Yes, it's a bit cockerney "whos cock reaches there knee | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!...
Yes, it's a bit cockerney "Redberth him....Tony Hancock? And touching the body parts as you said his name | |||
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"theres a bloke drives round twice a week cant make out what he saying but ive a bet on its bring out ya dead "Yes, think that used to happen | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!...
Yes, it's a bit cockerney
Redberth him....Tony Hancock? And touching the body parts as you said his name"Haha, I can't remember this | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!...
Yes, it's a bit cockerney whos cock reaches there knee "No one I know Voddy | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!...
Yes, it's a bit cockerney
Redberth him....Tony Hancock? And touching the body parts as you said his name
Haha, I can't remember this "Gosh I must lay off them Peter pans  | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all "Morning sami | |||
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"remember tina charles dance little lady dance Thought Charles dance was that actor with a big sneck
What's a sneck..is that a northern word?
Conk pecker nose....picker can be used twice though
Nah that's southern
Oh...hooter you mean!...
Yes, it's a bit cockerney
Redberth him....Tony Hancock? And touching the body parts as you said his name
Haha, I can't remember this
Gosh I must lay off them Peter pans "Gimme some | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami "Morning Mistress, what you up to today? | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today? "Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks "I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection? | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection? "Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
"he will be with foggy and clegg | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg "Cheeky | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky "sorry nora | |||
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"What company are you with?" BT and got 20 quid | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I haven't the foggiest what your on about
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg " | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry nora"Don't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs | |||
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"What company are you with? BT and got 20 quid "is it sorted now? | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs "Nora batteys | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys "she liked dancing too | |||
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"What company are you with? BT and got 20 quid
is it sorted now? "Yep | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too"Think she liked a bit of old tyme | |||
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"What company are you with? BT and got 20 quid
is it sorted now?
Yep "Excellent | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme "aye a good ole knees up | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme "She'd fit in well with you old feckers here then | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme aye a good ole knees up"I love a good ole knees up. Today we watched some dvds with my dad, when we had our dancing school. These were from the 80's. My lovely little mum was on them, we lost her 2 years ago. We laughed and cried..he loved it | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme
She'd fit in well with you old feckers here then " | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme aye a good ole knees up
I love a good ole knees up. Today we watched some dvds with my dad, when we had our dancing school. These were from the 80's. My lovely little mum was on them, we lost her 2 years ago. We laughed and cried..he loved it "That will have been nice to see again...we only had a stills camera and half the time we'd forget to get the buggers developed | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme aye a good ole knees up
I love a good ole knees up. Today we watched some dvds with my dad, when we had our dancing school. These were from the 80's. My lovely little mum was on them, we lost her 2 years ago. We laughed and cried..he loved it
That will have been nice to see again...we only had a stills camera and half the time we'd forget to get the buggers developed "Aah.. they were recorded on a vhs and the chap put them on dvd for dad and sadly this chap died a month ago...67...They were 30 years ago and sadly half of these people have now died  | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals" You're right Voddy... | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme aye a good ole knees up
I love a good ole knees up. Today we watched some dvds with my dad, when we had our dancing school. These were from the 80's. My lovely little mum was on them, we lost her 2 years ago. We laughed and cried..he loved it
That will have been nice to see again...we only had a stills camera and half the time we'd forget to get the buggers developed
Aah.. they were recorded on a vhs and the chap put them on dvd for dad and sadly this chap died a month ago...67...They were 30 years ago and sadly half of these people have now died "
At least you still have them to enjoy | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals" Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs | |||
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"And good Monday morning to all
Morning sami
Morning Mistress, what you up to today?
Atm trying to sort my land line out.....I've had no incoming calls for 6 weeks
I thought telecom companies were supposed to do that within 48hours, if not they have to pay compo. Does it affect your internet connection?
Internet works and outgoing works....just incoming not working...but your right looking for compo
he will be with foggy and clegg
Cheeky sorry noraDon't you go giving my light legs tights a bad name ffs
Nora batteys she liked dancing too
Think she liked a bit of old tyme aye a good ole knees up
I love a good ole knees up. Today we watched some dvds with my dad, when we had our dancing school. These were from the 80's. My lovely little mum was on them, we lost her 2 years ago. We laughed and cried..he loved it
That will have been nice to see again...we only had a stills camera and half the time we'd forget to get the buggers developed
Aah.. they were recorded on a vhs and the chap put them on dvd for dad and sadly this chap died a month ago...67...They were 30 years ago and sadly half of these people have now died
At least you still have them to enjoy "We do | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs "Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1 | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs "It's strangely true though, but we can't change it | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1" | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1
was it him that sang there aint half some clever fuckers"More than likely , he was a bit weird | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1"He's dead | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs
It's strangely true though, but we can't change it "Peter pan pills wink wink | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1
was it him that sang there aint half some clever fuckers"I wrote it for him | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs
It's strangely true though, but we can't change it
Peter pan pills wink wink "Gimme some | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1
was it him that sang there aint half some clever fuckers
I wrote it for him"That wouldn't surprise me | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1
was it him that sang there aint half some clever fuckers
More than likely , he was a bit weird "Oi | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs Ian Dury reasons to be cheerful part 1
was it him that sang there aint half some clever fuckers
More than likely , he was a bit weird Oi "Actually, I quite liked him | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs
It's strangely true though, but we can't change it
Peter pan pills wink wink
Gimme some "thinking of launching them on fleabay....this time next year rodders | |||
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"was only thinking that other day once it was all weddings and births now its all funerals Fecking cheerful fecker.you ffs
It's strangely true though, but we can't change it
Peter pan pills wink wink
Gimme some thinking of launching them on fleabay....this time next year rodders ".....we could be milli...... | |||
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"Phones caught pneumonia. ...it's freezing "Bloody mobiles....actually I've just got a J3 and I get on fine with it | |||
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"Phones caught pneumonia. ...it's freezing
Bloody mobiles....actually I've just got a J3 and I get on fine with it "Thats mine....I've just give me it a dose of penicillin | |||
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"Phones caught pneumonia. ...it's freezing
Bloody mobiles....actually I've just got a J3 and I get on fine with it
Thats mine....I've just give me it a dose of penicillin " | |||
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"Right ladies and the odd gent.....it's goodnight from him and piss off from her "Delightful! Off to London to hospital with sis in law, so catcha later. x | |||
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"Right ladies and the odd gent.....it's goodnight from him and piss off from her
Delightful! Off to London to hospital with sis in law, so catcha later. x"Hope it all goes tickitybo sami | |||
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"Right ladies and the odd gent.....it's goodnight from him and piss off from her
Delightful! Off to London to hospital with sis in law, so catcha later. x
Hope it all goes tickitybo sami "Thanks Mistress, yes everything went well for her! xx | |||
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"Right ladies and the odd gent.....it's goodnight from him and piss off from her
Delightful! Off to London to hospital with sis in law, so catcha later. x
Hope it all goes tickitybo sami
Thanks Mistress, yes everything went well for her! xx"Aw that's great....in these times it nice to hear some good news x | |||
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"thats good sami least one had a good trip to the hos today " Did you ave a bad one _oddy? | |||
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"thats good sami least one had a good trip to the hos today Did you ave a bad one _oddy? "daughter and her frind did have reported the mare | |||
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"thats good sami least one had a good trip to the hos today Did you ave a bad one _oddy? daughter and her frind did have reported the mare"apparently they are not the only ones to report her daughters freind is one in ten to have her condition and now shes pregnant has to be watched she couldent have cared less had a go at her for asking for appointment | |||
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"Right ladies and the odd gent.....it's goodnight from him and piss off from her
Delightful! Off to London to hospital with sis in law, so catcha later. x
Hope it all goes tickitybo sami
Thanks Mistress, yes everything went well for her! xx
Aw that's great....in these times it nice to hear some good news x"Thank you | |||
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"thats good sami least one had a good trip to the hos today Did you ave a bad one _oddy? daughter and her frind did have reported the mareapparently they are not the only ones to report her daughters freind is one in ten to have her condition and now shes pregnant has to be watched she couldent have cared less had a go at her for asking for appointment"Sorry to hear that Voddy...disgraceful... | |||
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"thats good sami least one had a good trip to the hos today Did you ave a bad one _oddy? daughter and her frind did have reported the mareapparently they are not the only ones to report her daughters freind is one in ten to have her condition and now shes pregnant has to be watched she couldent have cared less had a go at her for asking for appointment
Sorry to hear that Voddy...disgraceful... "The NHS does a lot of great work but it does grind me a little when they all get called "Angels"....I know some proper cunts who work there.. | |||
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"thats good sami least one had a good trip to the hos today Did you ave a bad one _oddy? daughter and her frind did have reported the mareapparently they are not the only ones to report her daughters freind is one in ten to have her condition and now shes pregnant has to be watched she couldent have cared less had a go at her for asking for appointment
Sorry to hear that Voddy...disgraceful...
The NHS does a lot of great work but it does grind me a little when they all get called "Angels"....I know some proper cunts who work there.. "Yes, unfortunately this can be true | |||
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"daughter was waiting for her to realise she had also seen her before and also refused to treat her hence being referred to brighton where they have done more for her " Voddy. You need to move up here as the NHS system from GP's to Hospitals is first rate. Over the years across the UK, I've never known such darn good NHS treatment & care. | |||
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"daughter was waiting for her to realise she had also seen her before and also refused to treat her hence being referred to brighton where they have done more for her " Oh good luck in all this Voddy | |||
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"daughter was waiting for her to realise she had also seen her before and also refused to treat her hence being referred to brighton where they have done more for her Oh good luck in all this Voddy " Seconded!
Evening all! | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people "morning ms skinny | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people morning ms skinny "Under 10 and a half stone now | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people "Talking of boobs, I don't know what's happening to mine. Bought new bra today 38c, where did they come from? | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people morning ms skinny
Under 10 and a half stone now "Ooh you weigh less than me now but I think my boobs weigh 3pound each! | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people
Talking of boobs, I don't know what's happening to mine. Bought new bra today 38c, where did they come from? "Primarni? | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people morning ms skinny
Under 10 and a half stone now
Ooh you weigh less than me now but I think my boobs weigh 3pound each! "You'd be no good d****** now....have more blackened then enough | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people morning ms skinny
Under 10 and a half stone now
Ooh you weigh less than me now but I think my boobs weigh 3pound each!
You'd be no good d****** now....have more blackened then enough "Haha | |||
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"Good morning all you mixed sized boobs and willied people
Talking of boobs, I don't know what's happening to mine. Bought new bra today 38c, where did they come from?
Primarni? "Haha good old m&s | |||
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"Evening All! How's everyone?" Evening Iain, I'm good how are you? | |||
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"Evening All! How's everyone? Evening Iain, I'm good how are you? "Ok I suppose. My shift last Saturday was one of the worst in memory not troublesome but the clients were very demanding and left the public areas in an utter mess which took 3 hours to clean. Last night + tonight, hotel fully booked but all Corporate guests so bar is quiet. Meant to tell you, last week I got all clear on my spinal injury. Still have daily exercises to do for a few weeks but all ok. | |||
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"Evening All! How's everyone? Evening Iain, I'm good how are you?
Ok I suppose. My shift last Saturday was one of the worst in memory not troublesome but the clients were very demanding and left the public areas in an utter mess which took 3 hours to clean.
Last night + tonight, hotel fully booked but all Corporate guests so bar is quiet.
Meant to tell you, last week I got all clear on my spinal injury. Still have daily exercises to do for a few weeks but all ok."Hey Iain, great to hear about your all clear! | |||
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