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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chub rub.
Chubby thighs + hot weather + a hole in my tights because I yanked them ungracefully and popped my fingers right through the fabric right at the inner thigh area = a day of exposed thigh flesh burning against fabric and other encased leg resulting in open wound of grazed skin.
Lying with legs akimbo in bed trying to let air heal wound before more attrition tomorrow.
Rant.  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Chub rub.
Chubby thighs + hot weather + a hole in my tights because I yanked them ungracefully and popped my fingers right through the fabric right at the inner thigh area = a day of exposed thigh flesh burning against fabric and other encased leg resulting in open wound of grazed skin.
Lying with legs akimbo in bed trying to let air heal wound before more attrition tomorrow.
Rant. "
Sounds like something out of Saving Private Ryan
Or maybe Shaving Ryan’s Privates
I can’t tell which
In any case - chafing is not fun - approved  |
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"Chub rub.
Chubby thighs + hot weather + a hole in my tights because I yanked them ungracefully and popped my fingers right through the fabric right at the inner thigh area = a day of exposed thigh flesh burning against fabric and other encased leg resulting in open wound of grazed skin.
Lying with legs akimbo in bed trying to let air heal wound before more attrition tomorrow.
Rant. "
Try Lanacane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chub rub.
Chubby thighs + hot weather + a hole in my tights because I yanked them ungracefully and popped my fingers right through the fabric right at the inner thigh area = a day of exposed thigh flesh burning against fabric and other encased leg resulting in open wound of grazed skin.
Lying with legs akimbo in bed trying to let air heal wound before more attrition tomorrow.
Rant.
Try Lanacane "
I just find it slimy, never liked it - plus it’s too late currently as the graze is already in play! 
But thank you xx
Thanks for the approval too, Swing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently in Kent and hired a car. Drove to Dalston on Sea (Dalston) today and a tyre blew out. Wasted few hours of beach time getting a new tyre.
£130 later "
I feel rather smug having purchased one of each,18” and 22” tyres this week for £45  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Stuck at work for 12 hours when I don’t have to be here.......car sharing is a real pain sometimes!"
I’m curious - your car or theirs?
Either way, 12 hours is enough time to catch a bus or go home and come back for them? |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I'm currently in Kent and hired a car. Drove to Dalston on Sea (Dalston) today and a tyre blew out. Wasted few hours of beach time getting a new tyre.
£130 later "
Wasted beach time is bad enough but it costing some hard earned cash too?
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"Chub rub.
Chubby thighs + hot weather + a hole in my tights because I yanked them ungracefully and popped my fingers right through the fabric right at the inner thigh area = a day of exposed thigh flesh burning against fabric and other encased leg resulting in open wound of grazed skin.
I hear you sister!!
Lying with legs akimbo in bed trying to let air heal wound before more attrition tomorrow.
Rant. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Rant! I've been bitten by the swinging bug but real life has bitten harder. Hadn't worked since Chrimbo and only got a new job a couple of weeks ago. Only problem with the job is that I have to be up at 5am for a 7am start. So I'm feckin knackered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am fed up of Look at Me posts on here. Perhaps I need a break!
Otherwise I will probably get a ban for speaking my mind!"
It’s a fuck site, aren’t we all vying for attention? (Some more than others I’ll give you that  ).
I looked at you by the way ..   |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My Rant! I've been bitten by the swinging bug but real life has bitten harder. Hadn't worked since Chrimbo and only got a new job a couple of weeks ago. Only problem with the job is that I have to be up at 5am for a 7am start. So I'm feckin knackered. "
But you have a job - sometimes life is more important than your tinky winky
You’ll adjust soon and then you’ll be ready for swinging again
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I am fed up of Look at Me posts on here. Perhaps I need a break!
Otherwise I will probably get a ban for speaking my mind!"
Either way you get a break
Maybe we need a ‘look at me’ room in the forums
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I would like to have a rant if I may.
I'd like to have a rant about Pinkswing. Yes, you Pinkswing.
How dare you. HOW BLOODY DARE YOU. How dare you attempt to attract the age range of Fab that I'm trying to attract.
Don't you know these people are few and far between? Yet, you want them. Both of you. All the non smokers too. You've left me with the coughing coffin chasers and their cancer sticks! How can you take the competition away from me? Me, a single female. I might have to change my status to bi or even fab straight. This can't be right.
I bet you taken the frisky ones and thrown them away after you have your wicked way with them. Like bits of rubbish. Those older ones have more experience as well. I know I'm missing out.
If they can do round two I may just take sloppy seconds.
Yours in indignant, self righteous entitlement
C0tt0nsu3
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I would like to have a rant if I may.
I'd like to have a rant about Pinkswing. Yes, you Pinkswing.
How dare you. HOW BLOODY DARE YOU. How dare you attempt to attract the age range of Fab that I'm trying to attract.
Don't you know these people are few and far between? Yet, you want them. Both of you. All the non smokers too. You've left me with the coughing coffin chasers and their cancer sticks! How can you take the competition away from me? Me, a single female. I might have to change my status to bi or even fab straight. This can't be right.
I bet you taken the frisky ones and thrown them away after you have your wicked way with them. Like bits of rubbish. Those older ones have more experience as well. I know I'm missing out.
If they can do round two I may just take sloppy seconds.
Yours in indignant, self righteous entitlement
C0tt0nsu3
Single lady on Fab "
Well where do we start with this?
I think you’ll find that 99 year old non smokers can be found quite frequently if you know where to look.
I’m sure you’ll agree that years of sucking on Werthers Originals makes for a very intense experience in the bedroom.
I’m sure with a bit more effort, you will find the nonagenarian that you are seeking and have the rampant, swinging from the chandelier, innovative use of a walking stick sex that you crave.
Good luck and rant denied
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"I would like to have a rant if I may.
I'd like to have a rant about Pinkswing. Yes, you Pinkswing.
How dare you. HOW BLOODY DARE YOU. How dare you attempt to attract the age range of Fab that I'm trying to attract.
Don't you know these people are few and far between? Yet, you want them. Both of you. All the non smokers too. You've left me with the coughing coffin chasers and their cancer sticks! How can you take the competition away from me? Me, a single female. I might have to change my status to bi or even fab straight. This can't be right.
I bet you taken the frisky ones and thrown them away after you have your wicked way with them. Like bits of rubbish. Those older ones have more experience as well. I know I'm missing out.
If they can do round two I may just take sloppy seconds.
Yours in indignant, self righteous entitlement
C0tt0nsu3
Single lady on Fab
Well where do we start with this?
I think you’ll find that 99 year old non smokers can be found quite frequently if you know where to look.
I’m sure you’ll agree that years of sucking on Werthers Originals makes for a very intense experience in the bedroom.
I’m sure with a bit more effort, you will find the nonagenarian that you are seeking and have the rampant, swinging from the chandelier, innovative use of a walking stick sex that you crave.
Good luck and rant denied
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You can keep the ones that suck on the Werthers Originals, thank you very much. I want the racier ones that can suck on a Fisherman's Friend. There's more varieties as well. The aniseed ones gives more oomph and fuel for them to swing off chandeliers, land accurately between my thighs, hit that sweet spot and avoid breaking my hips.
Hmmph.
If you say the hot talent is out there, I'll believe you for this week. But I'm telling you, I'm gagging for some action. For Gawds sake, spread the love. The opportunity pool is diminishing in this summer of love, and I've gotta get me some. A suggestive wave of a walking stick and the creak of a zimmerframe is enough to get me going. I'm in greedy girl mode. There's no stopping me.
If I don't get some action by next week, I'll be back with another rant.
You have been warned.
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"Chub rub.
Chubby thighs + hot weather + a hole in my tights because I yanked them ungracefully and popped my fingers right through the fabric right at the inner thigh area = a day of exposed thigh flesh burning against fabric and other encased leg resulting in open wound of grazed skin.
Lying with legs akimbo in bed trying to let air heal wound before more attrition tomorrow.
Rant. "
There are these things you can buy like a stocking top. My friend rates them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is it that when men send an introductory message with face pic, they nearly always send a pic of some woman hanging off the end of their porksword by their fanny or mouth.
Am i supposed to be aroused by that?
Personally i’d rather just see the hard cock minus the woman!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to be up at 5am for a 7am start. So I'm feckin knackered.
But you have a job - sometimes life is more important than your tinky winky
You’ll adjust soon and then you’ll be ready for swinging again
Denied "
Can't believe my rant was denied, just leaving now, won't get home till 5. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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Sneezing, snotting and itchy eyes. I’ve double dosed on antihistamines and I’m still an irritable, inflamed mess. Bastard hay fever.
Also new shoes, blisters, Lidl blister plasters, bloody hopeless  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"So many things to rant about
The ex's
The other parents
Schools
Lack of communication or bad communication from all of the above
The A35. The A31. The A303.
Meh"
That is a lot of ranting
Avoid the 303 on a Friday - it’s almost as bad as the M6
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why is it that when men send an introductory message with face pic, they nearly always send a pic of some woman hanging off the end of their porksword by their fanny or mouth.
Am i supposed to be aroused by that?
Personally i’d rather just see the hard cock minus the woman!!
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It’s a sex site. Him smashing some pasty must excite you? No?
Men are knobs - and not in a good way
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Trying to plan a surprise for someone who keeps asking questions that make me give parts away if I answer and look really guilty if I don't!!"
They know exactly what it is and are just waiting for you to slip up
Find yourself a Men in Black pen and zap their memory
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Sneezing, snotting and itchy eyes. I’ve double dosed on antihistamines and I’m still an irritable, inflamed mess. Bastard hay fever.
Also new shoes, blisters, Lidl blister plasters, bloody hopeless "
Having very recently been attacked by pollen myself, I sympathise
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"Sneezing, snotting and itchy eyes. I’ve double dosed on antihistamines and I’m still an irritable, inflamed mess. Bastard hay fever.
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On a serious note, try taking some extra cod liver oil. It can stop the allergies rising. It stops my Hayfever.
I used to go to an allergist and had hay fever symptoms even in the winter. They could do nothing for me, so I gave up going in the end. I had to do something. Trying to breathe through a blocked nose made me exhausted. Anti histamines used to make me punch dr*nk.
I have to take a lot though. Boots own brand, I'd have to take 2 tablespoons a day, or if you hate the taste, 13 yes 13 capsules. With 7 seas, it's a lot less 2 teaspoons, or 7 capsules. The discrepancies are due to the EPA in the brands. You have to take a certain amount of EPA for it to take effect. Once again you can find it on the internet.
Investigate it on the internet before doing this, but it works for me.
In the short term try eating very very very spicy foods. The hotter the better. Ask for the vindaloo at your local Indian takeaway/restaurant, or get the hottest sauce you can find in the shops. Your nose will run and clear out any mucus and you will get some relief for a couple of hours at least. How you deal with the other end with the heat is another thing...
HTH
Best
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is my neighbour moving my bins for. Have security cameras az keeping getting windows smashed and see that he came out at half four in the morning just to my bins. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Why is my neighbour moving my bins for. Have security cameras az keeping getting windows smashed and see that he came out at half four in the morning just to my bins. "
That sounds a bit bizarre? Where is he moving them to, Gloucester?
That would be worth a rant
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