Yeah that was me. I can never economically employ just one single word (or sequence of) where multiple linguistic expressions can conceivably be used or interjected instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need a slut send your cvs haha

OP seems to have become very quiet...I wonder why?

Someone sent him a rather long cv

Yeah that was me. I can never economically employ just one single word (or sequence of) where multiple linguistic expressions can conceivably be used or interjected instead. "

After reading that I wonder how you would narrate someone having sex.

"He thrust his phallic shaft into her and as morning broke her cries of pleasure could be heard from London to Dundee"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you head to the App Store, you'll find the newly patented 'SlutHunter' app. Guaranteed to have you balls deep within the hour.

I kinda liked sluthunter "

You missed him over the weekend then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take 4.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, make that 5.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you head to the App Store, you'll find the newly patented 'SlutHunter' app. Guaranteed to have you balls deep within the hour.

I kinda liked sluthunter

You missed him over the weekend then?"

He’s not gone unlos has he, he’s just on a 5 day vacation!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need a slut send your cvs haha

OP seems to have become very quiet...I wonder why?

He's drowning in slut pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No bullshit straight to the point I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No bullshit straight to the point I like it "

Have you sent your CV?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No bullshit straight to the point I like it

Have you sent your CV? "
unless it's female doing the post then no Im not sending CV lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah damn. I'm a hussy not a slut, that's me out the running.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His veri says he’s charming lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His veri says he’s charming lol"

#redflagsonprofiles

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By *apstarMan over a year ago

Harpenden

"Ah damn. I'm a hussy not a slut, that's me out the running. "

Looking for a hussy .. no c.v needed I will take ya world for it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

slut

1.a woman who has many casual sexual partners.

2.a woman with low standards of cleanliness.

Damned Ive just showered, that's me out of the running...

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By *witch4Fun24Couple over a year ago

Leicester

"He thrust his phallic shaft into her and as morning broke her cries of pleasure could be heard from London to Dundee"

Can you narrate my next sexual encounter please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What would one include on a sexual cv?

I want to make sure I get mine spot on

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By *_and_LCouple over a year ago

Tamworth

Sweet...

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Ah damn. I'm a hussy not a slut, that's me out the running. "

An impudent and immoral woman ?

Fair play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah damn. I'm a hussy not a slut, that's me out the running.

An impudent and immoral woman ?

Fair play

sums me up far better than slut.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I’m lucky enough to have a number of sluts on the go, sure I can spare a couple.

I’ll see if there’s any interest

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Ah damn. I'm a hussy not a slut, that's me out the running.

An impudent and immoral woman ?

Fair play

sums me up far better than slut. "

I’m glad I looked it up , it describes my wife to a tee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a male tart , does that count ???

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Can't be arsed to read all the replies.

Can I have a live slut count please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we need qualifications for this post?

Are there any professional governing bodies we need to be part of?.....Or will just having our own body suffice?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Do we need qualifications for this post?

Are there any professional governing bodies we need to be part of?.....Or will just having our own body suffice?"

Yeah we don't want slutting ending up like the boxing with multiple different federations.

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By *wo Big GuysCouple (MM) over a year ago

Reading

"slut

1.a woman who has many casual sexual partners.

2.a woman with low standards of cleanliness.

Damned Ive just showered, that's me out of the running...

Is that what the definition is ?

And her are us thinking we are fucking some wonderful sluts

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Can we start a slut register. For any bloke that’s feeling horny and doesn’t want to wank (again) just call up your local slut. Bang on demand.

Dial a slut. Sluts R us - just an idea

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

Haha I know right lol

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

It’s all a bit of light hearted banter haha you can still send your cv tho lol

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

Maybe we should renew it haha

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

Good at what they do and they need to enjoy sucking a cock haha

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

Perks you have me when you want and I can tell all the services people will get jealous haha

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

I was busy in the real world haha sorry

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

Haha I am a charmer, you sounded interested lol

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

Haha could be yours ????

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Well it's original OP, I'll give you that, however I'm afraid I won't be applying for the position."

If you’re looking for a job Ruby, I could always find you a little position under me.

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

I can make a hussy in to my slut ?????????

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

In this day and age a slut is hard to define lol

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

Well just be honest and will see if I’m impressed haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use the reply and quote button as no-one has a clue who you’re responding to.

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By *antheman90 OP Man over a year ago

london

"Use the reply and quote button as no-one has a clue who you’re responding to. "

Haha how silly of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use the reply and quote button as no-one has a clue who you’re responding to.

Haha how silly of me "

But we got your drift, so please no need to re send lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use the reply and quote button as no-one has a clue who you’re responding to.

Haha how silly of me "

You've been a raving loon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use the reply and quote button as no-one has a clue who you’re responding to.

Haha how silly of me "

It was really funny to look at though

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