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The final word... a la Jerry Springer.

By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

So, the day draws its way towards its conclusion... the sun sets on another day here in Fabland.

What have we learned today?

Well, for one, we have learned that they yodel, ski and eat fondue style in Walsall.

We have learned that Benidorm is NOT near Stockport, which I say is a shame, cos I always wanted to go to Benidorm on a day trip.

We have delved into the history of Viking weaponry, and discussed the origins of such weapons as the War Hammer, the Battle Axe and the War Saw, but we DONT mention the Battle sander.

We mentioned old films, starring young-at-heart pop singers, and even sang a few lines of one of his songs. This led us to hypothesising about whether we could organise a double decker bus tour of various locations.

We formed a club of like-minded individuals, and, whilst some struggled to get into said club, it none-the-less drew us closer together.

We discussed our school days, and some of the well known people we knew in school, like Groucho Marx, and other not-so well known, like his brother Skid.

We discussed Polish geography, well, when I say geography, I mean erm, erm, well, we mistook Warsaw for Walsall.

We took a look at Middle east politics, and in particular the War on Terror, and discovered that it was all a mis-understanding about DIY.

We learned the screwdriver and screw driver are completely different, and confoosing the two can have dire consequences.

We took names off lists, then started new lists, and hopefully talked our way back into various pairs of knickers.

And finally, we learned that you should not poke the crazy people with sharp sticks, unless you can run very, very fast!!

So, as the last rays of the Fab sun cross our faces, lets all gather together for a group hug, and try to be nicer people.

Finally, look after each other, play safe, and lets be careful out there, dont do anything silly, unless you are being framed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm still lost lol

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"i'm still lost lol

Well, I'll let you in on a secret if you swear not to tell anyone.... oh and offer me and the mrs some nookie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i'm still lost lol

In other words, _thwalescpl are saying "nite nite"

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"i'm still lost lol

In other words, _thwalescpl are saying "nite nite"

Lol, nooooooooooooo.... you had to be there I guess, and unfortunately someone closed the thread and then removed it!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

But we started a new one called warsaw, just for the silliness of it... boy are we wild or what!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i'm still lost lol

In other words, _thwalescpl are saying "nite nite"

Lol, nooooooooooooo.... you had to be there I guess, and unfortunately someone closed the thread and then removed it!!"

Ah, so I missed something ... damn, I hate being a beginner/newbie/virgin ... giggles

Nice to "meet" you guys

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"i'm still lost lol

In other words, _thwalescpl are saying "nite nite"

Lol, nooooooooooooo.... you had to be there I guess, and unfortunately someone closed the thread and then removed it!!

Ah, so I missed something ... damn, I hate being a beginner/newbie/virgin ... giggles

Nice to "meet" you guys

And you too, dive right in and swim with the rest of the loony pack!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i'm still lost lol

In other words, _thwalescpl are saying "nite nite"

Lol, nooooooooooooo.... you had to be there I guess, and unfortunately someone closed the thread and then removed it!!

Ah, so I missed something ... damn, I hate being a beginner/newbie/virgin ... giggles

Nice to "meet" you guys

Grab it by the balls swing it around ur head and enjoy hehe, ur life will never be the same again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

giggles ... thanks guys ... Im just off to browse the rest of the forums

Oh and "nite nite"

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"giggles ... thanks guys ... Im just off to browse the rest of the forums

Oh and "nite nite"

You might need a personal lifeguard.... (dons his speedoes).... christ that aint a good look lol... (dons his swim shorts) ah, thats better!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hope that i was not one of those crazy people you poked the stick at

must admit you have got me now, the minute you changed to the swimshorts, that was me melting

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"hope that i was not one of those crazy people you poked the stick at

must admit you have got me now, the minute you changed to the swimshorts, that was me melting

Nah, you got the blunt stick as you aint crazy, just slightly deranged!!

And before you deny it, just remember you said you melted when i got into me swimmin kegs lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no...was not you....but am always availiable if it's a poke you're after?

Has been a fab day here in the lounge, and I am glad that I came and donned my gold sequined dress to belt out a little Gloria Gaynor live on the national interweb ala Jerry Springer stylee....I feel unburdened now.

Am also feeling better now that I finally know where Benidorm/stockport is, It has bothered me ever since I sat My Geography O Level and got that question wrong, scared me for life.

I know that it is wrong to offer to screw bus drivers now, and that will please both the local bus station and the police!!

Thanks for a Fabby day...am off to slink back over the border now that night is falling. If I am lucky they'll not have noticed I am missing.

Nite nite all

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"Has been a fab day here in the lounge, and I am glad that I came and donned my gold sequined dress to belt out a little Gloria Gaynor.."

Oh, was that you?

Thort it was the relatively unknown (hairy) sister of Kylie, whats her name?... oh yeah... Gib (short for gibbon, but shhhh, thats a family secret) Minogue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hope that i was not one of those crazy people you poked the stick at

must admit you have got me now, the minute you changed to the swimshorts, that was me melting

Nah, you got the blunt stick as you aint crazy, just slightly deranged!!

And before you deny it, just remember you said you melted when i got into me swimmin kegs lol!!!"

am off to check ya pics out, to remind me whether i fancied ya or not haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Has been a fab day here in the lounge, and I am glad that I came and donned my gold sequined dress to belt out a little Gloria Gaynor.."

Oh, was that you?

Thort it was the relatively unknown (hairy) sister of Kylie, whats her name?... oh yeah... Gib (short for gibbon, but shhhh, thats a family secret) Minogue. "

Have you been at the mushrooms again?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"hope that i was not one of those crazy people you poked the stick at

must admit you have got me now, the minute you changed to the swimshorts, that was me melting

Nah, you got the blunt stick as you aint crazy, just slightly deranged!!

And before you deny it, just remember you said you melted when i got into me swimmin kegs lol!!!

am off to check ya pics out, to remind me whether i fancied ya or not haha"

Lol, are YOU in for a shock... unless you are into women? Really must get some pics of me put on our profile... trouble is might scare off those of a nervous disposition!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

""Has been a fab day here in the lounge, and I am glad that I came and donned my gold sequined dress to belt out a little Gloria Gaynor.."

Oh, was that you?

Thort it was the relatively unknown (hairy) sister of Kylie, whats her name?... oh yeah... Gib (short for gibbon, but shhhh, thats a family secret) Minogue.

Have you been at the mushrooms again?

Who, me? Nope, just high on the endorphins of battle, the old "fight or flight" reponse.

Funny that, I always end up fighting cos I cant fly!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Has been a fab day here in the lounge, and I am glad that I came and donned my gold sequined dress to belt out a little Gloria Gaynor.."

Oh, was that you?

Thort it was the relatively unknown (hairy) sister of Kylie, whats her name?... oh yeah... Gib (short for gibbon, but shhhh, thats a family secret) Minogue.

Have you been at the mushrooms again?

Not mushrooms but HD ready LCD...the hard stuff for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Home Stu, mum grounded us remember?

and a final wee quote from another classmate of mine....

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. W C Fields

nighty night all... btw where's my Springer beads?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

"Home Stu, mum grounded us remember?

and a final wee quote from another classmate of mine....

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it. W C Fields

nighty night all... btw where's my Springer beads?

Another famous (or infamous) quote from W. C. Fields, when challenged about his drinking by a female journalist, he was asked why he didnt drink just water?

His reply.... "Because fish fuck in it, my dear"

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