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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Things your parents said to you that made no sense or made you laugh.
Things like...
I'll give you something to cry for in a minute! And you're thinking...but I'm already crying  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Michelle Katie Helen Marie Cameron Siobhan (then they say your actual name) x"
I do this!
In my defence...They do swap, share and steel each others clothes. I'm sure they do it to keep me confused  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My mum most weekends in my teens
" what time did you get in last night ?"
Me " around 11 mum "
Mum " No you didn't "
Why fuckin ask me then  ?"
My mum and dad used to leave the door unlocked for me. When they went to bed, my sister would occasionally sneak down and lock it (Ha ha, very funny) so I had to climb in through a window, usually a little merry. In hind sight, I may as well have rung the doorbell 
Even when I wasn't locked out by my hilarious sister, they always knew. Parents never sleep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Things your parents said to you that made no sense or made you laugh.
Things like...
I'll give you something to cry for in a minute! And you're thinking...but I'm already crying "
“If you’re looking for sympathy it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”
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"My mum most weekends in my teens
" what time did you get in last night ?"
Me " around 11 mum "
Mum " No you didn't "
Why fuckin ask me then ?
My mum and dad used to leave the door unlocked for me. When they went to bed, my sister would occasionally sneak down and lock it (Ha ha, very funny) so I had to climb in through a window, usually a little merry. In hind sight, I may as well have rung the doorbell
Even when I wasn't locked out by my hilarious sister, they always knew. Parents never sleep!"
How true  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don’t come crying to me when you fall and break your leg ermmmm there is no answer to that  "
My mum used to say "don't come running to me when you fall and break your leg" |
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"Michelle Katie Helen Marie Cameron Siobhan (then they say your actual name) x
I do this!
In my defence...They do swap, share and steel each others clothes. I'm sure they do it to keep me confused "
I do this too but in my defence they are identical twins  |
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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago
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There was so many,,,
"You're adopted"
"That's not your father it's a bus conductor"
But in all seriousness I did overhear a woman say to her daughter "Every time you tell a lie, an angel dies!" I must have killed thousands when I was a child!!!
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If I called my Mum once too often and it was annoying her she'd shout back
"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts.
My Nans favourite when sometjing went wrong was " Christ on crutches" which still makes me pmsl to this day |
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"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts. "
Not heard that one before.
I don't think your mum meant anything like what Google just threw at me though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you eat too much sugar, you'll get worms.... The only thing it achieved, was us sneaking sweets up to our room. "
To much of anything nice would give you worms in our house. Surprised I'm not riddled with them! |
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"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts.
Not heard that one before.
I don't think your mum meant anything like what Google just threw at me though "
That'll teach me to look |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mums ass in 40 parts" I never quite got why it had to be 40 parts.
Not heard that one before.
I don't think your mum meant anything like what Google just threw at me though
That'll teach me to look "
I should have realised as I typed in the word ass what was coming. |
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