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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh im the best at huggles!!! So I’m giving you the biggest and bestest huggle ever!!!
I’m rubbish at jokes sorry!!
Mwah... mwah...mwah xxxxxx  "
Thank you ... xxxx
Anything is helpful at the moment... Fucking life eh????!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh im the best at huggles!!! So I’m giving you the biggest and bestest huggle ever!!!
I’m rubbish at jokes sorry!!
Mwah... mwah...mwah xxxxxx
Thank you ... xxxx
Anything is helpful at the moment... Fucking life eh????!!!! "
Yep fucking life can be mega shit.... but it won’t stay like this for long... we have to remain positive and all that shit!!!  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated 
((hugs)) it’s lovely to see you again, sorry to hear you’re in need of cheer today — here’s some  "
Thanks Estella ... x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated
Im reading a great book on Anti Gravity.
I can't put it down??"
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By (user no longer on site)
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A drummer, sick of jokes about how stupid drummers are, decides he wants to be a guitarist.
So he walks into the shop and asks the guy for his most expensive Flying V guitar, 8 capos of asorted colours, 2 guitar cases one for day time one for night time, 20 sets of strings and the complete AC/DC tablature book.
The man looks at him and says "You're a drummer aren't you?"
And the drummer says "yeah, how did you guess?"
And the man says
"This is a Chip Shop".  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A drummer, sick of jokes about how stupid drummers are, decides he wants to be a guitarist.
So he walks into the shop and asks the guy for his most expensive Flying V guitar, 8 capos of asorted colours, 2 guitar cases one for day time one for night time, 20 sets of strings and the complete AC/DC tablature book.
The man looks at him and says "You're a drummer aren't you?"
And the drummer says "yeah, how did you guess?"
And the man says
"This is a Chip Shop". "
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Milkman is doing his Christmas deliveries...big blonde opens her door, see through teddy and stunning lingerie on, invites him in and takes him through to kitchen where a full english is sitting waiting for him.
He laps it up when she then proceeds to lead him by the hand upstairs for the most amazing sex he has ever had, afterwards she takes him back downstairs and hand him a £5..he asks whats all this for?..
She replies the breakfast was my idea, and when i said to my husband you where due your Christmas bonus he told me just to give you a £5 and fuck him!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
It was sole destroying.
This made me laugh out loud for the first time today ... Thank you so much xx"
You’re more than welcome xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Milkman is doing his Christmas deliveries...big blonde opens her door, see through teddy and stunning lingerie on, invites him in and takes him through to kitchen where a full english is sitting waiting for him.
He laps it up when she then proceeds to lead him by the hand upstairs for the most amazing sex he has ever had, afterwards she takes him back downstairs and hand him a £5..he asks whats all this for?..
She replies the breakfast was my idea, and when i said to my husband you where due your Christmas bonus he told me just to give you a £5 and fuck him!!!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
It was sole destroying.
This made me laugh out loud for the first time today ... Thank you so much xx
You’re more than welcome xx"
x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a giggle or a huggle or just a kind word ... Please cheer me up ... Bad jokes much appreciated
Sending big hugs "
Thank you ... Hugs always welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. Doc says
Can you describe the symptoms to me?
Yes says the biker
.Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. Doc says
Can you describe the symptoms to me?
Yes says the biker
.Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!"
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This song more than any cheers me up if I need it. It’s it’s ridiculous, and very silly, but it always makes me smile.
There’s a fashion crisis in New York apparently...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex5H5YgV7LU |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This song more than any cheers me up if I need it. It’s it’s ridiculous, and very silly, but it always makes me smile.
There’s a fashion crisis in New York apparently...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex5H5YgV7LU"
Will have to watch this later but thanks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Guy goes to doctor with manhood problems, he tells the doctor he has been seeing prostitutes and not using protection, doctor asks to see his cock, he takes down his trousers and pants, Oh my god says the doctor....is all swollen, black and green puss dripping from it, doctor says there is nothing i can do for it im afraid....its going to have to be cut off...
Fuck of says the man....no way are you cutting it of, i want a second opinion, so he goes to see an indian doctor with a good reputation...he explains what has happened previously and says the doctor has told him it has to be cut off....show me it the doctor says
Fucking hell sir it is bad he says on seeing it, he lifts it up, squeezes is and tells him that it doesn't have to be cut off, Thank god for that replies the man i knew it....
No says the doctor....give it one more week and it will FALL off itself!!! |
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"Guy goes to doctor with manhood problems, he tells the doctor he has been seeing prostitutes and not using protection, doctor asks to see his cock, he takes down his trousers and pants, Oh my god says the doctor....is all swollen, black and green puss dripping from it, doctor says there is nothing i can do for it im afraid....its going to have to be cut off...
Fuck of says the man....no way are you cutting it of, i want a second opinion, so he goes to see an indian doctor with a good reputation...he explains what has happened previously and says the doctor has told him it has to be cut off....show me it the doctor says
Fucking hell sir it is bad he says on seeing it, he lifts it up, squeezes is and tells him that it doesn't have to be cut off, Thank god for that replies the man i knew it....
No says the doctor....give it one more week and it will FALL off itself!!!"
Brilliant!! |
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I used to work in a shoe recycling. It was sole destroying
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running from the ball! |
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Dave is at work when his mate jim says ...you coming to watch england at football tomorrow, No dave replies, you know what my wife is like...she gives me a load of verbal and makes my life a misery if i go to football. Jim says do what i do then, on matchday...i go upstairs get my gear on , scarf around the neck, money and ticket in my pocket, i then go downstairs, mine starts her moaning too, i then grab her put her over my lap, spank her bum and tell her im the MAN of the house and im going to the footie...she doesn't resist.
Dave says ok i will do it, i will see you at the match tomorrow.
Monday at work he goes in and right away JIM shouts him over...what happened you never made it...to chicken to try...No says dave. I did exactly what you said.
I went upstairs, got ready. Went to go out and she started on me...so i grabbed her and pulled her to my lap, lifted her short skirt up, pulled down her silky black thong and proceeded to spank her perky bum cheeks...and it was at this point that i thought....FUCK it....ENGLAND aint playing all that well to miss out on fun like this!!! |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
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Little boy in the bath with his mum. "What's that furry thing?"
Mum. "That's my sponge son."
Little boy. "I thought so. The baby sitter was using hers the other day all over dad's face."
Mr2 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to work in a shoe recycling. It was sole destroying
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running from the ball!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dave is at work when his mate jim says ...you coming to watch england at football tomorrow, No dave replies, you know what my wife is like...she gives me a load of verbal and makes my life a misery if i go to football. Jim says do what i do then, on matchday...i go upstairs get my gear on , scarf around the neck, money and ticket in my pocket, i then go downstairs, mine starts her moaning too, i then grab her put her over my lap, spank her bum and tell her im the MAN of the house and im going to the footie...she doesn't resist.
Dave says ok i will do it, i will see you at the match tomorrow.
Monday at work he goes in and right away JIM shouts him over...what happened you never made it...to chicken to try...No says dave. I did exactly what you said.
I went upstairs, got ready. Went to go out and she started on me...so i grabbed her and pulled her to my lap, lifted her short skirt up, pulled down her silky black thong and proceeded to spank her perky bum cheeks...and it was at this point that i thought....FUCK it....ENGLAND aint playing all that well to miss out on fun like this!!!"
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"Little boy in the bath with his mum. "What's that furry thing?"
Mum. "That's my sponge son."
Little boy. "I thought so. The baby sitter was using hers the other day all over dad's face."
Mr2 "
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