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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok that's three girls and three guys, We're getting there.
Now does anybody have an island we can borrow?
I’ve got a 3 bed semi  "
Well i aint sleepin in the kennel  |
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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Ok that's three girls and three guys, We're getting there.
Now does anybody have an island we can borrow?
I’ve got a 3 bed semi
I've got a semi
Rude "
I'll let you help me organise it as you did such a good job of the girlie spa weekend  |
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"I'll join in. I'll be the one that was once popular that everyone now hates.
Don't type bollocks. "
Sorry darl, I'm periody and ouchy and my housemate is taking me for a proper muppet.
I'll give myself a slap and all will be well with the world x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok that's three girls and three guys, We're getting there.
Now does anybody have an island we can borrow?
I’ve got a 3 bed semi
I've got a semi
Rude
I'll let you help me organise it as you did such a good job of the girlie spa weekend "
That was very well organised... just didn’t happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in...warning I don’t want to have any tan lines though
We're going to need lots of sun cream then
You saying I have a big bum?? 
I cant see it  "
Can I borrow the sun cream please? Might need it for face down arse up on the loungers. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m in...warning I don’t want to have any tan lines though
We're going to need lots of sun cream then
You saying I have a big bum??
I cant see it
Can I borrow the sun cream please? Might need it for face down arse up on the loungers. "
Yes of course. Looks like I've got the job of chief creamer upper |
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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I’m in...warning I don’t want to have any tan lines though
We're going to need lots of sun cream then
You saying I have a big bum??
I cant see it
Can I borrow the sun cream please? Might need it for face down arse up on the loungers.
Yes of course. Looks like I've got the job of chief creamer upper "
Don't pretend you're not happy about that |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m in...warning I don’t want to have any tan lines though
We're going to need lots of sun cream then
You saying I have a big bum??
I cant see it
Can I borrow the sun cream please? Might need it for face down arse up on the loungers.
Yes of course. Looks like I've got the job of chief creamer upper
Don't pretend you're not happy about that"
You'll have to cream my back though |
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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I’m in...warning I don’t want to have any tan lines though
We're going to need lots of sun cream then
You saying I have a big bum??
I cant see it
Can I borrow the sun cream please? Might need it for face down arse up on the loungers.
Yes of course. Looks like I've got the job of chief creamer upper
Don't pretend you're not happy about that
You'll have to cream my back though "
Makes a change from your face I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So are we coupling up?
*steps forward*
Who are you picking to be safe on the island? "
“So the boy I want to couple up with, is......
(Dramatic pause)
...Rick”  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So are we coupling up?
*steps forward*
Who are you picking to be safe on the island?
“So the boy I want to couple up with, is......
(Dramatic pause)
...Rick” "
Steps up...I want to thank my parents...my friends...my make up artist...my hair dresser... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in for that
Oh here comes trouble
Me, trouble, I'll have none of that, I'm a saint me  "
Oh I must have you confused with.... erm.... no wait, it’s definitely you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So are we coupling up?
*steps forward*
Who are you picking to be safe on the island?
“So the boy I want to couple up with, is......
(Dramatic pause)
...Rick”
Steps up...I want to thank my parents...my friends...my make up artist...my hair dresser... "
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"So are we coupling up?
*steps forward*
Who are you picking to be safe on the island?
“So the boy I want to couple up with, is......
(Dramatic pause)
...Rick”
Steps up...I want to thank my parents...my friends...my make up artist...my hair dresser... "
Hahaha calm down, you haven't won yet!! She may mug you off if you're not good in the love shack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So are we coupling up?
*steps forward*
Who are you picking to be safe on the island?
“So the boy I want to couple up with, is......
(Dramatic pause)
...Rick”
Steps up...I want to thank my parents...my friends...my make up artist...my hair dresser...
Hahaha calm down, you haven't won yet!! She may mug you off if you're not good in the love shack "
I can’t seem to find a tearful emoji lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'VE GOT A TEXT!!! Kitty and Rick you're off out on your first swingers date #don'tkeepitinyourpants #nowhitebits
Woohoo...guys what should I wear
You don't wear anything "
Great, saves time! Let’s go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rule 2, this is Swingers Love Island so it's a minimum of 3 per bed.
Rule 3, It's my love Island so I get first dibs on everyone."
What’s with all the rules? I get confused |
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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Rule 2, this is Swingers Love Island so it's a minimum of 3 per bed.
Rule 3, It's my love Island so I get first dibs on everyone.
Better hope someone steps forward for you then "
I'm expecting to have to send someone packing, better be nice to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rule 2, this is Swingers Love Island so it's a minimum of 3 per bed.
Rule 3, It's my love Island so I get first dibs on everyone.
Better hope someone steps forward for you then
I'm expecting to have to send someone packing, better be nice to me"
Lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh crap
Do we all have to be gorgeous slim and in our 20's!
Sad face 
I'm none of those and I make the rules so the answer is No."
Like your rules Mr Moriarty, I'd love to join the island (Mrs) |
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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Rule 2, this is Swingers Love Island so it's a minimum of 3 per bed.
Rule 3, It's my love Island so I get first dibs on everyone.
What’s with all the rules? I get confused "
Don't you worry your little self, just fuck any guy who steps forward and you'll be fine  |
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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"*Kitty and Rick are enjoying their first date in the Swingers Island dungeon* "
Will there be a second date or is Rick going to leave the Villa to go into therapy, find out after the break... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Kitty and Rick are enjoying their first date in the Swingers Island dungeon*
It’s an open air dungeon of course kitty will be back with a red arse "
Can I watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Kitty and Rick are enjoying their first date in the Swingers Island dungeon*
It’s an open air dungeon of course kitty will be back with a red arse
Can I watch? "
Join in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Kitty and Rick are enjoying their first date in the Swingers Island dungeon*
Will there be a second date or is Rick going to leave the Villa to go into therapy, find out after the break..."
Can we ask the public to vote? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Kitty and Rick are enjoying their first date in the Swingers Island dungeon*
It’s an open air dungeon of course kitty will be back with a red arse
Can I watch?
Join in "
Do join in, this is swingers island after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Kitty and Rick are enjoying their first date in the Swingers Island dungeon*
It’s an open air dungeon of course kitty will be back with a red arse
Can I watch?
Join in "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've become a little obsessed with it and i'd very much be up for the swingers version.... So sign me up  "
I wonder if they are planning a porn spoof of it? |
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By *r Moriarty OP Man
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I've become a little obsessed with it and i'd very much be up for the swingers version.... So sign me up I wonder if they are planning a porn spoof of it? "
What do you think this is? |
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