!!! Somebody got the hump!!
Oh well, never mind!!
Any road, about this Warsaw... its true, think about it, they had a battle axe, and a war hammer, all wood working tools.
They did try a war chisel too, but that never really caught on, and the less said about the battle sander the better. |
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"Wonder how long the opthers will take to cotton onto the thread title?
Not that long by the look of how popular the other thread was 
It brightened up a rainy afternoon here anyway  "
Same here, although I would love to know if we are blocked lol.... will bother me to my grave!!!
NOT!!!!! |
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Not as bad as the War Wheelbrace, made famous by Chippy Minton the Great, but equally infamous by his wife, who bore him four sons. Which was quite messy when she used the Auger of Doom, and is the origin of the phrase "Bored to death" |
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"Not as bad as the War Wheelbrace, made famous by Chippy Minton the Great, but equally infamous by his wife, who bore him four sons. Which was quite messy when she used the Auger of Doom, and is the origin of the phrase "Bored to death""
And of course, lets not forget the Starting handle of Death, which used to be pointed at your foe, as you uttered those words of challenge..
"Are you starting with me?" |
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"Blocked too 
who was it that said I'd never want to be a member of a club that accepted me? 
was it Groucho Marx 
You knew Groucho Marx? "
went to school with him, we were scouts together |
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"!!! Somebody got the hump!!
Oh well, never mind!!
Any road, about this Warsaw... its true, think about it, they had a battle axe, and a war hammer, all wood working tools.
They did try a war chisel too, but that never really caught on, and the less said about the battle sander the better."
The Swiss Army Knife is staying out of it |
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"Blocked too
who was it that said I'd never want to be a member of a club that accepted me?
was it Groucho Marx
You knew Groucho Marx?
No, but I knew his brother... Skid "
Feck thats funny, nearly wet myself lol!!!! |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"Wonder how long the opthers will take to cotton onto the thread title?
Not that long by the look of how popular the other thread was
It brightened up a rainy afternoon here anyway
Same here, although I would love to know if we are blocked lol.... will bother me to my grave!!!
NOT!!!!!"
Just sent you a PM about it |
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"This thread has just been brought to the attention of Ex-Pres Mr Bush.... apparently they now realise when looking for the WMD's in Iraq they should have been looking for drills and routers."
Lol, but no sanders? |
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"This thread has just been brought to the attention of Ex-Pres Mr Bush.... apparently they now realise when looking for the WMD's in Iraq they should have been looking for drills and routers.
Lol, but no sanders? "
Too hard to spot in the sand  |
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"Blocked too
who was it that said I'd never want to be a member of a club that accepted me?
was it Groucho Marx
You knew Groucho Marx?
went to school with him, we were scouts together "
woohooo...my silly glasses n moustache disguise fooled ya then |
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"This thread has just been brought to the attention of Ex-Pres Mr Bush.... apparently they now realise when looking for the WMD's in Iraq they should have been looking for drills and routers.
Lol, but no sanders?
Too hard to spot in the sand "
I failed a map reading test in Iraq, was told to get a map of the desert, came back with a sheet of sandpaper!!! |
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"Oh, and I'm blocked as well - gutted about that too - wanted to know when I could go and stay with them!
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Ther's still the Fab summer bus tour!! Now taking in Stockport, Walsall, Warsaw, and Benidorm!! |
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"Oh, and I'm blocked as well - gutted about that too - wanted to know when I could go and stay with them!
Ther's still the Fab summer bus tour!! Now taking in Stockport, Walsall, Warsaw, and Benidorm!!"
ALL ABOARD THE FAB BUS!!!!! Yaaaaaaaay |
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"WMD's... that stand for weapons of mass Diy?
They sure feel silly leaving all them screwdriver sets now  "
FFS! dont mention screwdrivers, I got into a lot of trouble cos of them!!!
I was a bus driver, and the bus broke down... so I opened up the bonnet, and one of the passengers, a nice looking lady, came to help, she looked at me as I looked under the bonnet, smiled and said "do you want a screw driver?"....
Her screams brought the rest of the passengers running... I mean, how was I supposed to know? |
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"WMD's... that stand for weapons of mass Diy?
They sure feel silly leaving all them screwdriver sets now
FFS! dont mention screwdrivers, I got into a lot of trouble cos of them!!!
I was a bus driver, and the bus broke down... so I opened up the bonnet, and one of the passengers, a nice looking lady, came to help, she looked at me as I looked under the bonnet, smiled and said "do you want a screw driver?"....
Her screams brought the rest of the passengers running... I mean, how was I supposed to know?"
PMSL!!!! |
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Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid  or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion |
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"Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion "
Joy Division? |
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"Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion
Joy Division?"
Well done ... now where do you want me lol xxx |
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"Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion "
I knew the answer and I believe Arc likes maltesers, so................. |
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"Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion
I knew the answer and I believe Arc likes maltesers, so................. "
But where were you roy?  |
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"Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion
I knew the answer and I believe Arc likes maltesers, so.................
But where were you roy? "
lookking at your pictures again... |
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"Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion
I knew the answer and I believe Arc likes maltesers, so.................
But where were you roy?
lookking at your pictures again... "
Lookking? shaky hand there roy |
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"Forget the Maltesers, and I'll see you at the BP
I'll throw in a packet of scampi fries
I hope your not trying buy your way out of it now "
Don't complain I get a hard on when I smell a packet of scampi fries |
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"Warsaw was the original name for one of our favourite all time bands .... first one to answer correctly gets laid or gets a packet of maltesers depending on your persuasion
I knew the answer and I believe Arc likes maltesers, so.................
But where were you roy?
lookking at your pictures again...
Lookking? shaky hand there roy "
Well spotted, see what you do to me Debs!  |
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"Forget the Maltesers, and I'll see you at the BP
I'll throw in a packet of scampi fries
I hope your not trying buy your way out of it now "
Nope you won fair and square lol xxx |
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"Forget the Maltesers, and I'll see you at the BP
I'll throw in a packet of scampi fries
I hope your not trying buy your way out of it now
Nope you won fair and square lol xxx"
So the Scampi's a bonus? Whoo hoo, result |
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"Forget the Maltesers, and I'll see you at the BP
I'll throw in a packet of scampi fries
I hope your not trying buy your way out of it now
Nope you won fair and square lol xxx
So the Scampi's a bonus? Whoo hoo, result"
Tidy like lol x |
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"Awwwwwwwwwww someone anyone pwwwwwweeeease (flutter flutter)
It was all out war hun .... something about some guy called benny dorm "
Lol im a blonde brunette im still clueless (dont u dare comment on that royvue lol) |
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"Awwwwwwwwwww someone anyone pwwwwwweeeease (flutter flutter)
It was all out war hun .... something about some guy called benny dorm
Lol im a blonde brunette im still clueless (dont u dare comment on that royvue lol)"
Errrrr OK, value my tackle.... |
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"Awwwwwwwwwww someone anyone pwwwwwweeeease (flutter flutter)
It was all out war hun .... something about some guy called benny dorm
Lol im a blonde brunette im still clueless (dont u dare comment on that royvue lol)
Errrrr OK, value my tackle...."
Fishing tackle??? |
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"Awwwwwwwwwww someone anyone pwwwwwweeeease (flutter flutter)
It was all out war hun .... something about some guy called benny dorm
Lol im a blonde brunette im still clueless (dont u dare comment on that royvue lol)
Errrrr OK, value my tackle....
Fishing tackle???"
In the interests of decency I have decided not to post my next comment |
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
Stop teasing wot happened lol "
I just delivered killer lines.. stirred em all up and before you could blink..
was off in a poof of smoke ...
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"Awwwwwwwwwww someone anyone pwwwwwweeeease (flutter flutter)
It was all out war hun .... something about some guy called benny dorm
Lol im a blonde brunette im still clueless (dont u dare comment on that royvue lol)
Errrrr OK, value my tackle....
Fishing tackle???
In the interests of decency I have decided not to post my next comment "
Lol thought so  |
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"Awwwwwwwwwww someone anyone pwwwwwweeeease (flutter flutter)
It was all out war hun .... something about some guy called benny dorm "
War? It was a fekkin masacre, there were battle axes slicing, war hammers crushing, war saws..erm sawing, but we DONT mention the battle sanders. There were screw drivers in there, Cliff Richard made an aapearence in his bus, feck it was proper brutal. |
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
maybe a teensy weensy fib ....
lol, like saying the Eiffel Tower is a sundial!!"
I was as gentle as a baby .......
if I had got grumpy .. I would have been a right bitch lol
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
maybe a teensy weensy fib ....
lol, like saying the Eiffel Tower is a sundial!!
I was as gentle as a baby .......
if I had got grumpy .. I would have been a right bitch lol
xxxxxx"
Hey, dont grab all the infamy, I might of blamed you but thats cos I didnt want to come over as the bad guy.... sheesh, some people !! |
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
maybe a teensy weensy fib ....
lol, like saying the Eiffel Tower is a sundial!!
I was as gentle as a baby .......
if I had got grumpy .. I would have been a right bitch lol
xxxxxx
Hey, dont grab all the infamy, I might of blamed you but thats cos I didnt want to come over as the bad guy.... sheesh, some people !!"
fab |
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
maybe a teensy weensy fib ....
lol, like saying the Eiffel Tower is a sundial!!
I was as gentle as a baby .......
if I had got grumpy .. I would have been a right bitch lol
xxxxxx
Hey, dont grab all the infamy, I might of blamed you but thats cos I didnt want to come over as the bad guy.... sheesh, some people !!
fab "
Did I just admit to poking the crazy people with a sharp stick?
Someone gag me!! |
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
maybe a teensy weensy fib ....
lol, like saying the Eiffel Tower is a sundial!!
I was as gentle as a baby .......
if I had got grumpy .. I would have been a right bitch lol
xxxxxx"
He would....he so would...and am innocent as a lamb in all this....well...when i say innocent...... |
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"oh fook an all out war on forum and I missed it....i needed cheering up as well
well am off to look for evidence"
Dont bother hun- its all been wiped clean....i missed it too....bloody crap having a job...lol |
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"oh fook an all out war on forum and I missed it....i needed cheering up as well
well am off to look for evidence"
Aha!! You'll never find any, I ate all the bodies and buried the weapons, erm... no.... i ate the weap....no, that aint right either... FFS, dont you just hate it when that happens!!! |
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
maybe a teensy weensy fib ....
lol, like saying the Eiffel Tower is a sundial!!
I was as gentle as a baby .......
if I had got grumpy .. I would have been a right bitch lol
xxxxxx
He would....he so would...and am innocent as a lamb in all this....well...when i say innocent......"
Yeah right, like Attila the Hun was mis-understood!!! |
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"I am innocent ... had nowt to do with me.....
maybe a teensy weensy fib ....
lol, like saying the Eiffel Tower is a sundial!!
I was as gentle as a baby .......
if I had got grumpy .. I would have been a right bitch lol
xxxxxx
He would....he so would...and am innocent as a lamb in all this....well...when i say innocent......
Yeah right, like Attila the Hun was mis-understood!!!"
Attila the Hun was really a woman?!!! Really??? Jeez, bet that fucked a few Romans off! |
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Ahhhh..Attila..he sobbed like a baby the night I snuck into his room while he was asleep...climbed up onto his makeshift war bed made outta the skeletons of massacred mongolians....slipped under the covers and forced him to.........mmmmmmm....now that's a story for another country in Benidorm |
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