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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."
Can’t please everyone all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.
Can’t please everyone all the time. "
Not with that attitude. You fake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am. I want crap sex and none of it!
I can dial it down and delivery crap sex, send me your number "
I would, but I don't want to.
That way I can complain about timewasters  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you make it round here within the hour? I'll do all the fake stuff to make it more realistic.
I won't even message you "
Just send me fake photos please and we'll call it even |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you make it round here within the hour? I'll do all the fake stuff to make it more realistic.
I won't even message you
Just send me fake photos please and we'll call it even "
There's 42 fake photos there for you to pretend you've looked at. I can assure you in the fakest way, the private fake photos arent any better. They're also fake.
So it's a bit late now. Can you come round tomorrow? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you make it round here within the hour? I'll do all the fake stuff to make it more realistic.
I won't even message you
Just send me fake photos please and we'll call it even
There's 42 fake photos there for you to pretend you've looked at. I can assure you in the fakest way, the private fake photos arent any better. They're also fake.
So it's a bit late now. Can you come round tomorrow? "
Fine. But I'll be writing another thread naming and shaming you as a fake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."
 but but the veri... was I doing all those things with myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it can be a mix on here. My ex partner has a singles profile, the same as I have. She get 60-70 messages a day, she still has about 100 unread and accumulated since she set up.
If can almost be a full time job, so I do get it, but being a single guy here now is frustrating for me, because as a couple we'd be inundated with messages.
"Not everyone is fake.. it just sometimes takes time!! You come across as a lovely guy... it will all fall into place!  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
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Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you.
That is true. But that just makes me think you're in on it 
Broke bread,what does that mean then?"
We met up for dinner one summers day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."
Maybe they just don’t want to adore you |
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.
Maybe they just don’t want to adore you "
Impossible! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t know what’s tickled me more the witty replies or the couple of people that thought it was serious "
Its the serious ones that always make these threads worth while. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.
Maybe they just don’t want to adore you "
Yup. Because they're fake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."
 it all comes down to stands in the end that's my thought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!?
Thanks for sharing my number one weopon with everyone
It would work for me  "
Don't try and tempt me. I know you're fake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake. it all comes down to stands in the end that's my thought "
Eh? |
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"Well you know I'm real cos I broke bread with you.
That is true. But that just makes me think you're in on it
Broke bread,what does that mean then?
We met up for dinner one summers day "
Oh right I thought it was literally breaking bread,well I suppose it is over dinner. Yeah ignore me. |
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"Have you shown them your Marvel jim jams though, they might clinch the deal!?
Thanks for sharing my number one weopon with everyone
It would work for me
Don't try and tempt me. I know you're fake "
What gave it away? The hidden profile and no pictures? |
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."
No its because you contain cake and we are all watching our calorie intake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake.
No its because you contain cake and we are all watching our calorie intake "
I'm sticking with the fake theory |
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"We met up for dinner one summers day
Oh right I thought it was literally breaking bread,well I suppose it is over dinner. Yeah ignore me.
That is where the phrase comes from."
Yeah just never heard it before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woman on here get a shit load off messages and then we have decided who we wanna fuck we let them know tbh just a waiting game tbh but usually helps if you don’t pressure woman with messages |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Woman on here get a shit load off messages and then we have decided who we wanna fuck we let them know tbh just a waiting game tbh but usually helps if you don’t pressure woman with messages "
How about I just wait for you to message me?  |
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"Women on here saying they are looking for fun and a good time, then turn me down.
I'm funny as fuck and love a good time damn it.
The only possible conclusion is, all women on here are fake."
Me and my girl have encountered 3 fake woman in here in a week. Very frustrating to say the least. So now we insist in a phone call or video call before we exchange any pictures. Since then most go quiet or UNLOS lol. Works a treat now haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just can’t get someone to lick this fake vagina.
I feel like a leper
*volunteers.....
**waves. Pick me, pick me.....
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Don't bother, she's fake, they all are |
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires "
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical. |
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical. "
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not."
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke  |
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not."
That's good advice.
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke "
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
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You can assume everything I say is a joke |
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke "
You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke
You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....
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That I was dead serious about  |
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke
You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....
That I was dead serious about "
Hooraaaaaay to swamp life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke
You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....
That I was dead serious about
Hooraaaaaay to swamp life "
Can we stop calling my house a swamp please? |
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke
You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....
That I was dead serious about
Hooraaaaaay to swamp life
Can we stop calling my house a swamp please?"
Ok, Hooraaaay to the future. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke
You said you loved me, you said we'd live like Shrek and Princess Fiona. You mean.....
That I was dead serious about
Hooraaaaaay to swamp life
Can we stop calling my house a swamp please?
Ok, Hooraaaay to the future."
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke "
I do.
Except that, you're not joking about that are you...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know those awkward moments when people take something obviously funny that people take way too seriously?
Especially when they try and turn it into an insult and it back fires
Makes oi chuckle it do.....
Way too many folks round these parts got a faulty sense of humour gene.
Then there's some who like bugger all better than just being an argumentative twat.
Saw one the other day, kept making his point to disagree someone else's. Every single post contradicted himself.
Hysterical.
I've been caught out by Cakes threads in the past. I normally read a couple of posts before deciding if it's a "serious" post or not.
I did that the other day. Posted a somewhat critical reply to a comment which in retrospect was almost definitely a joke
I think it takes a while of buggrin about in the Lounge to get a handle on people's sense of humour.
You can assume everything I say is a joke
I do.
Except that, you're not joking about that are you...... "
Who knows? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just tuck my wang round the back
Wow how big is it
I hide it in my butt hole
So, you can in fact go and fuck yourself?... "
Its actually very impressive to watch |
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