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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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over a year ago
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"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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nope I've been lucky I think my enthusiasm rubs off as well as other things  |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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I find the ceilings fascinating especially artex ones... |
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"A shag is a shag isn't it you men are soooo demanding.
So your ok with a guy luring there motionless and silent whilst your riding him?"
Ride him?! I'm the sack of spuds we can't both be like that surely. |
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"A shag is a shag isn't it you men are soooo demanding.
So your ok with a guy luring there motionless and silent whilst your riding him?
Ride him?! I'm the sack of spuds we can't both be like that surely."
Hahahaha lie back and think of England?  |
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"No. Never found that.
If you're doing it right they'll move around plenty. "
Exactly,if a woman doesn't move for you you're boring the poop out of her. Put some excitement into thing's and she'll be there with you. |
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"A shag is a shag isn't it you men are soooo demanding.
So your ok with a guy luring there motionless and silent whilst your riding him?
Ride him?! I'm the sack of spuds we can't both be like that surely.
Hahahaha lie back and think of England? "
No my shopping list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Works both ways... I had a social meet once and thought I was going to have to check his pulse!
People who've met me know I'm very chatty.. so it wasn't through lack of interaction  |
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"A shag is a shag isn't it you men are soooo demanding.
So your ok with a guy luring there motionless and silent whilst your riding him?
Ride him?! I'm the sack of spuds we can't both be like that surely.
Hahahaha lie back and think of England?
No my shopping list."
Brill lol |
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For one of my exes, the only way she could cum was to straddle me to get me inside her, then lie forward, bring her legs together so they were between my legs, and then barely perceptibly move around a little until she came. This could take a long time, during which I had to fight to maintain an erection, as I experience no physical pleasure whatsoever.
She’d then happily go in whatever position I fancied, but with minimal feedback.
The sex was not good.
Almost worse, though, are when your partner (and I imagine you’ve all experienced this regardless of your gender or the gender of the people you’re bumping uglies with) is almost too keen to be involved, but with little thought for rhythm, or general biomechanics. |
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"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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Just like when men butt In with their Tuppence worth opinion even when ladies are talking about coils or the menopause |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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Yes (Mr) I have been with a female from a couple is like that, I am saying nothing else about it. |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
Just like when men butt In with their Tuppence worth opinion even when ladies are talking about coils or the menopause "
The ecology of menopause, well what could a man say from thier perspective???
As for coils aren’t they liked to menopause later in life?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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Nope but I'm sure there may be some. Maybe my selection process has worked well. There are a couple ladies whom I see regularly who do enjoy being pampered and will lay back and take in all that's given to them...  . I enjoy giving and I find I'll get it back 10 fold another time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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My ex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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DP and I'm a sack of potatoes  |
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"Bet it’s less than ten minutes before a lady posts.
Have you ever met a woman who puts nothing in to sex? Like shagging a sack of wet sand? As responsive as a tortoise that’s asleep? Only met one - once and it was only once!
Now the vigorous girls, well they are so worth keeping.
What you think?
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Yes. Once in the 80s.
The thing is; she was an absolute beauty. But it was like fucking a blow-up doll.
It affected me for a while. I thought it must have been my fault. Until one night at a club my mate pointed her out. It turns out he'd fucked her as well and had the same experience.
We were both like "Phew! Thank fuck for that. I thought it was me." |
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"No. Never found that.
If you're doing it right they'll move around plenty.
Exactly,if a woman doesn't move for you you're boring the poop out of her. Put some excitement into thing's and she'll be there with you."
It works the other way as well. If the guy isn't delivering like John Holmes and being the best shag ever it's because you're crap and not worth the effort. |
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"No. Never found that.
If you're doing it right they'll move around plenty. "
Well you thinking all women are the same - ie. none better or worse than the others - probably tells us more than you'd want us to know.
You'll learn with experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have had a guy so quiet when I was giving head that it was unnerving.
He later said that it was because he was enjoying it so much he didn't want to put me off my stride.
I couldn't even here him breathing though so stopped anyway to check lol |
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"No. Never found that.
If you're doing it right they'll move around plenty.
Exactly,if a woman doesn't move for you you're boring the poop out of her. Put some excitement into thing's and she'll be there with you.
It works the other way as well. If the guy isn't delivering like John Holmes and being the best shag ever it's because you're crap and not worth the effort."
Ooh touchy touchy. No point then eh may as well stick the telly on and watch Corrie.
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"No. Never found that.
If you're doing it right they'll move around plenty.
Exactly,if a woman doesn't move for you you're boring the poop out of her. Put some excitement into thing's and she'll be there with you.
It works the other way as well. If the guy isn't delivering like John Holmes and being the best shag ever it's because you're crap and not worth the effort.
Ooh touchy touchy. No point then eh may as well stick the telly on and watch Corrie.
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Don’t think it’s on tonight if I’m honest :/ |
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"No. Never found that.
If you're doing it right they'll move around plenty.
Exactly,if a woman doesn't move for you you're boring the poop out of her. Put some excitement into thing's and she'll be there with you.
It works the other way as well. If the guy isn't delivering like John Holmes and being the best shag ever it's because you're crap and not worth the effort.
Ooh touchy touchy. No point then eh may as well stick the telly on and watch Corrie.
Don’t think it’s on tonight if I’m honest :/"
Honesty is very important yes,Corrie is on tomorrow. |
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"No. Never found that.
If you're doing it right they'll move around plenty.
Exactly,if a woman doesn't move for you you're boring the poop out of her. Put some excitement into thing's and she'll be there with you.
It works the other way as well. If the guy isn't delivering like John Holmes and being the best shag ever it's because you're crap and not worth the effort.
Ooh touchy touchy. No point then eh may as well stick the telly on and watch Corrie.
Don’t think it’s on tonight if I’m honest :/
Honesty is very important yes,Corrie is on tomorrow."
Only cos the soccer aid match is at 8 on ITV |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For one of my exes, the only way she could cum was to straddle me to get me inside her, then lie forward, bring her legs together so they were between my legs, and then barely perceptibly move around a little until she came. This could take a long time, during which I had to fight to maintain an erection, as I experience no physical pleasure whatsoever.
She’d then happily go in whatever position I fancied, but with minimal feedback.
The sex was not good.
Almost worse, though, are when your partner (and I imagine you’ve all experienced this regardless of your gender or the gender of the people you’re bumping uglies with) is almost too keen to be involved, but with little thought for rhythm, or general biomechanics."
My husband was like that. Wanted a blow job every night or the occasional predictable boring fuck, where I wasn't allowed to look at his face and any attempts at livening things up were met with a brick wall of silence and little movement. There is no flogging a dead horse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For one of my exes, the only way she could cum was to straddle me to get me inside her, then lie forward, bring her legs together so they were between my legs, and then barely perceptibly move around a little until she came. This could take a long time, during which I had to fight to maintain an erection, as I experience no physical pleasure whatsoever.
She’d then happily go in whatever position I fancied, but with minimal feedback.
The sex was not good.
Almost worse, though, are when your partner (and I imagine you’ve all experienced this regardless of your gender or the gender of the people you’re bumping uglies with) is almost too keen to be involved, but with little thought for rhythm, or general biomechanics.
My husband was like that. Wanted a blow job every night or the occasional predictable boring fuck, where I wasn't allowed to look at his face and any attempts at livening things up were met with a brick wall of silence and little movement. There is no flogging a dead horse. "
How did flogging a dead horse get past the mods? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
Only once, it was one of the weirdest experiences ever. Apparently she had only had pretty crap sexual partners who just used her and her enjoyment had never been a consideration, so she was used to just being used as a hole to fuck. |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"For one of my exes, the only way she could cum was to straddle me to get me inside her, then lie forward, bring her legs together so they were between my legs, and then barely perceptibly move around a little until she came. This could take a long time, during which I had to fight to maintain an erection, as I experience no physical pleasure whatsoever.
She’d then happily go in whatever position I fancied, but with minimal feedback.
The sex was not good.
Almost worse, though, are when your partner (and I imagine you’ve all experienced this regardless of your gender or the gender of the people you’re bumping uglies with) is almost too keen to be involved, but with little thought for rhythm, or general biomechanics.
My husband was like that. Wanted a blow job every night or the occasional predictable boring fuck, where I wasn't allowed to look at his face and any attempts at livening things up were met with a brick wall of silence and little movement. There is no flogging a dead horse.
How did flogging a dead horse get past the mods? "
Love flogging, most of the mares have been so responsive  |
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