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If I made you breakfast in bed a simple thank you would do.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not all this "how the fuck did you get in my house" business, very ungrateful

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it was bacon I'd be thrilled.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a reason i'm strapped to the bed, arse in the air, front door left open every weekend. Where's my 'breakfast' ????

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not all this "how the fuck did you get in my house" business, very ungrateful

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If it was bacon I'd be thrilled. "

Full English

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Would it involve a muffin

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would it involve a muffin

Yes but only for dessert

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would it involve a muffin

No donkeys were harmed during this episode

By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

Keep going with the maple syrup, I haven’t said ‘when’ yet.