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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Saw a bloke on a penny farthing, wearing a top hat and playing the harmonica, cycle passed where I’m working this morning. Pretty standard.
But what I really want to know is, what random things have you seen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think you start enough threads OP
Shall I start another thread about me not starting enough threads ? "
Please do, it’ll make me cum in my pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think you start enough threads OP
Shall I start another thread about me not starting enough threads ?
Please do, it’ll make me cum in my pants "
#metoo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t think you start enough threads OP
Shall I start another thread about me not starting enough threads ?
Please do, it’ll make me cum in my pants "
My threads have that effect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think you start enough threads OP
Shall I start another thread about me not starting enough threads ?
Please do, it’ll make me cum in my pants
#metoo"
Don’t try and turn it into a threesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi im Tame Impala, you may remember me from such threads as ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ and ‘Mobility scooters, what a time to be alive!’"
If you didn’t read this one Troy McClure’s voice, did you even read it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi im Tame Impala, you may remember me from such threads as ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ and ‘Mobility scooters, what a time to be alive!’
If you didn’t read this one Troy McClure’s voice, did you even read it?"
Haha. The mobility scooter thread I regret. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi im Tame Impala, you may remember me from such threads as ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ and ‘Mobility scooters, what a time to be alive!’
If you didn’t read this one Troy McClure’s voice, did you even read it?
Haha. The mobility scooter thread I regret. "
I miss all of the good threads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi im Tame Impala, you may remember me from such threads as ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ and ‘Mobility scooters, what a time to be alive!’
If you didn’t read this one Troy McClure’s voice, did you even read it?
Haha. The mobility scooter thread I regret.
I miss all of the good threads"
There were unsavoury opinions that I distance myself from. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi im Tame Impala, you may remember me from such threads as ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ and ‘Mobility scooters, what a time to be alive!’
If you didn’t read this one Troy McClure’s voice, did you even read it?
Haha. The mobility scooter thread I regret.
I miss all of the good threads
There were unsavoury opinions that I distance myself from. "
Well now you’ve got to tell me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in the garden when I saw the chickens suddenly run and hide by the side of the pergola. Was a bit perplexed because couldn't hear or see anything then virtually overhead flew a Lancaster bomber, so low I could see into the cockpit, fantastic site.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi im Tame Impala, you may remember me from such threads as ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ and ‘Mobility scooters, what a time to be alive!’
If you didn’t read this one Troy McClure’s voice, did you even read it?
Haha. The mobility scooter thread I regret.
I miss all of the good threads
There were unsavoury opinions that I distance myself from.
Well now you’ve got to tell me "
Things were said, views exchanged. Obviously I was on the correct side of the argument. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few years ago....I saw a dog become the most talented person in Britain. You may have all seen it as well, the bischon frise cross Chinese crested. To be fair he was a clever dog  |
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Someone paid for me and an ex-gf to have a joint dance at a stripclub on one of my birthdays with 2 strippers. One was talking with her vagina and the other blew kisses with her arsehole. This was also my girlfriend at the times first ever lapdancr, I have to say, whilst it wasn't sexy, it was bloody hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone paid for me and an ex-gf to have a joint dance at a stripclub on one of my birthdays with 2 strippers. One was talking with her vagina and the other blew kisses with her arsehole. This was also my girlfriend at the times first ever lapdancr, I have to say, whilst it wasn't sexy, it was bloody hilarious"
How does one even blow a kiss with their bumhole?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was in the garden when I saw the chickens suddenly run and hide by the side of the pergola. Was a bit perplexed because couldn't hear or see anything then virtually overhead flew a Lancaster bomber, so low I could see into the cockpit, fantastic site. "
Love to see one. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
We were driving back from a party very early hours of the morning and saw a cat using a pedestrian crossing.....we didn’t see anyone with the cat who pushed the button but as we drove up the red light came on for us and the green man appeared for the cat. It was one of those looked at each other in disbelief moments  |
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"Someone paid for me and an ex-gf to have a joint dance at a stripclub on one of my birthdays with 2 strippers. One was talking with her vagina and the other blew kisses with her arsehole. This was also my girlfriend at the times first ever lapdancr, I have to say, whilst it wasn't sexy, it was bloody hilarious
How does one even blow a kiss with their bumhole? "
By holding their cheeks open and close and making a kissing sound each time, it was an odd experience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once saw someone gliding through the sky on what looked like a huge fan like propeller attached to a bench and he/she was just sat there holding on to the parachute strings. I was at a festival at the time so I honestly don't know what I saw was real or I was having a very hallucinogenic trip...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Poetic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Poetic "
You know me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was walking down the rd the other day heard loads of swearing and threats behind me so i put on my danger face turned around turned out to be a bloke with tourettes behind me tickin away
I really hope its contagious
What a great excuse to be rude in public |
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I saw pidgeons commuting on London Underground.
It was on the Western part of London. Can't remember exactly the exact station. I'll know if I go to the station.(Last time I went there was at least 20 years ago.) That part of the station was out in the open.
I digress.
The pidgeon wandered in through the tube train double doors quite calmly and patiently waited for the doors to close. It commuted for one stop, and when the doors opened, disembarked in a timely manner. It didn't flap away from the doors. It hopped off and trotted off to another part of the platform.
I was shocked. I wish I had some sort of a recording device to capture it.
I never knew pidgeons could be so lazy, and be clever about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watching a fox in the garden with a torch ...and it literally bumped into a badger and both jumped and ran away "
Was it holding the torch in its mouth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a guy on a building site turn three somersaults last week.
At the time I was amused.
In retrospect maybe he dug through a live power cable."
Brilliant thread!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen a guy once walking down the road starkers during the day like it was normal,turned out he escaped from the mental illness home and the police were in pursuit. |
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"Hi im Tame Impala, you may remember me from such threads as ‘Erections, are they on the rise?’ and ‘Mobility scooters, what a time to be alive!’
If you didn’t read this one Troy McClure’s voice, did you even read it?"
Yes I did, there is no other way.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drove through a rainbow whilst driving to Scotland.
That was weird."
Sorry but that's actually an impossibility because they don't appear in a particular place in the sky. |
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"I drove through a rainbow whilst driving to Scotland.
That was weird.
Sorry but that's actually an impossibility because they don't appear in a particular place in the sky."
I thought it was an impossibility. But it was weird.... We keep on driving closer and closer to the rainbow. and we were wondering when was it going to fade/go away. It stayed. We drove through it and it became like driving through a golden mist with a slight drizzle with the sun in our eyes. It was so bright.
If anyone has an explanation for this I'm all ears.
It was a truly strange experience for both of us... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once saw a woman riding up the hill on her mobility scooter. It went up on the two back wheels, because of the incline and she fell off, rolling down the hill. A guy was walking up the hill and and as she rolled towards him he jumped over her rolling body and continued walking. When she stopped, there were a few people there to help her up. She wasn't hurt thank goodness. The worst part was, that I couldn't help her. I'd literally peed myself a little from watching all this. I couldn't breathe as I was laughing so much.... It's a few years later and I still laugh, when I think about it. |
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"I once saw a woman riding up the hill on her mobility scooter. It went up on the two back wheels, because of the incline and she fell off, rolling down the hill. A guy was walking up the hill and and as she rolled towards him he jumped over her rolling body and continued walking. When she stopped, there were a few people there to help her up. She wasn't hurt thank goodness. The worst part was, that I couldn't help her. I'd literally peed myself a little from watching all this. I couldn't breathe as I was laughing so much.... It's a few years later and I still laugh, when I think about it."
Comedy gold right there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once saw a woman riding up the hill on her mobility scooter. It went up on the two back wheels, because of the incline and she fell off, rolling down the hill. A guy was walking up the hill and and as she rolled towards him he jumped over her rolling body and continued walking. When she stopped, there were a few people there to help her up. She wasn't hurt thank goodness. The worst part was, that I couldn't help her. I'd literally peed myself a little from watching all this. I couldn't breathe as I was laughing so much.... It's a few years later and I still laugh, when I think about it."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw someone looking for £10.000 investment in fanny beer online this morning.
Made with models fanny yeast.
Look it up  "
Can't wait for that Dragon's Den episode |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I once saw a woman riding up the hill on her mobility scooter. It went up on the two back wheels, because of the incline and she fell off, rolling down the hill. A guy was walking up the hill and and as she rolled towards him he jumped over her rolling body and continued walking. When she stopped, there were a few people there to help her up. She wasn't hurt thank goodness. The worst part was, that I couldn't help her. I'd literally peed myself a little from watching all this. I couldn't breathe as I was laughing so much.... It's a few years later and I still laugh, when I think about it."
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"I drove through a rainbow whilst driving to Scotland.
That was weird.
Sorry but that's actually an impossibility because they don't appear in a particular place in the sky.
I thought it was an impossibility. But it was weird.... We keep on driving closer and closer to the rainbow. and we were wondering when was it going to fade/go away. It stayed. We drove through it and it became like driving through a golden mist with a slight drizzle with the sun in our eyes. It was so bright.
If anyone has an explanation for this I'm all ears.
It was a truly strange experience for both of us..."
We've done exactly this and even managed to video it. I never thought it could happen but it honestly did.
Sadly no crock of gold but one of the stills pics is one of my fave photos. |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
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One of the first times with lucy in the sky with diamonds we were wandering around an estate that was very truman show esque, (every street looked identical) trying to decide which way to go next and came across a dead frog pointing down a pathway off the street and down a cycle path. A clear sign if ever to be seen |
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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago
Leeds + Newcastle |
There was a natty second hand shop / factory clearance place in Sunderland (Pyrex shop for locals)
They were selling used mobility scooters and chairs but to market their ruggedness they'd posed them on a rockery in the shop.
You know the way a car dealership models off roaders
It tickled me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think you start enough threads OP
Shall I start another thread about me not starting enough threads ?
Please do, it’ll make me cum in my pants
#metoo"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Saw a bloke on a penny farthing, wearing a top hat and playing the harmonica, cycle passed where I’m working this morning. Pretty standard.
But what I really want to know is, what random things have you seen? "
A woman in Weymouth exiting a car was covered in actual birds including one on her head while displaying zero f*cks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once saw a woman riding up the hill on her mobility scooter. It went up on the two back wheels, because of the incline and she fell off, rolling down the hill. A guy was walking up the hill and and as she rolled towards him he jumped over her rolling body and continued walking. When she stopped, there were a few people there to help her up. She wasn't hurt thank goodness. The worst part was, that I couldn't help her. I'd literally peed myself a little from watching all this. I couldn't breathe as I was laughing so much.... It's a few years later and I still laugh, when I think about it."
Is it really bad that as I was reading this, I had the vision of Commodore 64's version of Donky Kong going through my mind 
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once saw a man dressed as a pirate walking down the road in the middle of the day - not fancy dress, apparently he always wore it.
And while in the Lake District driving along a quiet country road a wallaby hopped out ahead of us, crossed and carried on into a field
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A wild pig type animal merrily trotting in the middle of the road towards my car. It had tusks on its lower jaw.
That’s Cornwall for you.
Indeed. Some very bizarre sights here. "
Yeah I know, I’ve got family in Penzance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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At a drive through bank in the USA, a machine with Braille buttons on the drivers side.
At same bank inside the building a poster stating.
“If you can’t read this poster, please ask a member of staff who will happily read it for you”
This was written in the smallest font size on the poster. |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"A wild pig type animal merrily trotting in the middle of the road towards my car. It had tusks on its lower jaw.
That’s Cornwall for you.
Indeed. Some very bizarre sights here.
Yeah I know, I’ve got family in Penzance. "
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I've seen someone who looked old enough to know better flick the end of their skateboard to try and catch it but whacked themselves in the nuts with it instead.
I did laugh out loud at that one."
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"In a South American jungle we came across an almost good as new ASDA trolley, Nowhere near any civilisation and no £ coin in the slot either.  "
That will be the howler monkeys, lawless bastards them.
Well known for their TWOCKING.
They even had David Attenboroughs Trunkie away.
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