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Birds! Why are you so noisy!

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

Good morning Minx x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They been doing my head in for weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

You would hate it where i live... all i can here atm is squawking fucking peacocks

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

Good morning Minx x"

That's me off Bill Oddies Xmas card list.

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By *illyKMan over a year ago

milton keynes

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

You would hate it where i live... all i can here atm is squawking fucking peacocks

To be fair I don’t know what a peacock sounds like!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

You would hate it where i live... all i can here atm is squawking fucking peacocks

I’m behind a fishing lake and the bloody geese on a night grrrrr they need shooting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's me off Bill Oddies Xmas card list. "

TBF. You are spot on. Crows are idiots.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seagulls here. A few is ok but when they have a gang bang it gets a bit rowdy..

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

You would hate it where i live... all i can here atm is squawking fucking peacocks

To be fair I don’t know what a peacock sounds like!

Oh I do, stayed in a lodge with peacocks in the grounds outside. Jasus the noise! And the attitude!Those birds will stare you down!

But at least they look stylish.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I get flocks of birds making a horrible squawking noise quite regularly going past my house between 1-3am but I guess it's because I'm close to a route home from pubs and clubs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weve inherited an owl whos sole perpose in life is to stand on the guttering twit bloody twooing.

Was a novelty first few times....not now

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

You would hate it where i live... all i can here atm is squawking fucking peacocks

To be fair I don’t know what a peacock sounds like!

Try shouting “bu-girk” And "keow" in a loud voice

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

You would hate it where i live... all i can here atm is squawking fucking peacocks

To be fair I don’t know what a peacock sounds like!

Try shouting “bu-girk” And "keow" in a loud voice

Bird Tourettes!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

You would hate it where i live... all i can here atm is squawking fucking peacocks

To be fair I don’t know what a peacock sounds like!

Try shouting “bu-girk” And "keow" in a loud voice

Bird Tourettes! "

Lol,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get flocks of birds making a horrible squawking noise quite regularly going past my house between 1-3am but I guess it's because I'm close to a route home from pubs and clubs

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Birds I can deal with, it's the cunting neighbours who's throats I wanna slash. Immediately next door to the left as I step out my front door.

Yes, if you're on here, I HATE YOU!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You do know not all birds are like Liver Birds didn't you?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You do know not all birds are like Liver Birds didn't you?

Indeed. What do they have in Hull? I'm imaginig vultures...maybe the occasional emu.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do know not all birds are like Liver Birds didn't you?

Indeed. What do they have in Hull? I'm imaginig vultures...maybe the occasional emu."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And pigeons. The same repetitive "Oooh ooh ooh ooh."

Nothing makes me want to buy a pellet gun more.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"And pigeons. The same repetitive "Oooh ooh ooh ooh."

Nothing makes me want to buy a pellet gun more.

Pigeons do a lot of shagging. Hence the ooh oohs!

They are probably the swingers of the bird world.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Birds, why the jibber jabber?

Those of you out there singing a nice song,fair play to you.You can stay.

Those of you just squeaking and cheeping on the guttering right outside the window, put a bit of effort in or FUCK RIGHT OFF!

And relax.

Good morning Minx x

That's me off Bill Oddies Xmas card list. "
Hey he,ll have you in his little black book..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And pigeons. The same repetitive "Oooh ooh ooh ooh."

Nothing makes me want to buy a pellet gun more.

Pigeons do a lot of shagging. Hence the ooh oohs!

They are probably the swingers of the bird world."

Lucky fat little vermin of the bird world!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do know not all birds are like Liver Birds didn't you?

Indeed. What do they have in Hull? I'm imaginig vultures...maybe the occasional emu."

We had them all put down as part of the city of culture!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3:04 am this morning!!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You do know not all birds are like Liver Birds didn't you?

Indeed. What do they have in Hull? I'm imaginig vultures...maybe the occasional emu.

We had them all put down as part of the city of culture!

Culture vultures hey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do know not all birds are like Liver Birds didn't you?

Indeed. What do they have in Hull? I'm imaginig vultures...maybe the occasional emu.

We had them all put down as part of the city of culture!

Culture vultures hey"

Boom, boom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing better than early morning stroll with my dogs listening to the birds song as they wake to face another day without a care in the world

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By *ickyRoosterMan over a year ago

Uppendown

Crows. Guess what? They're nothing like the ones in Disney. No sassy wisecracks or one liners. Can't even hold a tune. No. They're just noisy, loud beaked fuckers

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Crows. Guess what? They're nothing like the ones in Disney. No sassy wisecracks or one liners. Can't even hold a tune. No. They're just noisy, loud beaked fuckers

And they hate Kiora, too orangey for them apparently.

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By *ickyRoosterMan over a year ago

Uppendown

"Crows. Guess what? They're nothing like the ones in Disney. No sassy wisecracks or one liners. Can't even hold a tune. No. They're just noisy, loud beaked fuckers

And they hate Kiora, too orangey for them apparently. "

Yeah they've gone all millenial and will only drink Avian Water now. I'll get me coat.......

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