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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.
What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?
Can’t be arsed
Same  "
Rubi can I PM you about an unrelated topic? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.
What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?
I bet you were looking for a job and then found a job as well!  "
Very good, well spotted. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op 
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x "
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow. "
Everyone knows the name of your penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis "
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6 |
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By *100Man
over a year ago
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I've been out all day being taxi dad to my 3 little darlings and just want some me time with a desperados and m&s crinkle cut ready salted crisps maybe a film but definitely time with my fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis "
My penis has gone out, he was wearing his little turtle neck jumper and crocs, bless him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6 "
He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6
He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out. "
I heard that he won all the cock fights |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6
He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.
I heard that he won all the cock fights"
Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6
He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.
I heard that he won all the cock fights
Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears. "
May I see it one night of summer ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6
He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.
I heard that he won all the cock fights
Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears.
May I see it one night of summer ? "
Yes, late July my friend, I will polish it up for you. I’ll also polish the belt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6
He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.
I heard that he won all the cock fights
Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears.
May I see it one night of summer ?
Yes, late July my friend, I will polish it up for you. I’ll also polish the belt. "
Well while you are it... Could you polish my shoes while I admire your polished belt and bell end? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
My penis has gone out, he was wearing his little turtle neck jumper and crocs, bless him. "
Unattended? God knows where he’s going to end up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
It was written on a toilet one of the service on the m6
He spends a lot of time there, cause that’s where the cocks hang out.
I heard that he won all the cock fights
Yes, he’s got a little belt he wears.
May I see it one night of summer ?
Yes, late July my friend, I will polish it up for you. I’ll also polish the belt.
Well while you are it... Could you polish my shoes while I admire your polished belt and bell end?"
It would be an honour to polish your brogues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.
What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?
Can’t be arsed
Same
Rubi can I PM you about an unrelated topic?"
Yeah of course x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving on your profile all night op
Feel free to bash one out
I always do when thinking of you John x
He knows my imaginary name for my penis, wow.
Everyone knows the name of your penis
My penis has gone out, he was wearing his little turtle neck jumper and crocs, bless him.
Unattended? God knows where he’s going to end up!"
Who knows where the wind will take him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... but I haven’t got a stitch to wear.
What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ?
I played that song getting ready earlier. Love the Smiths. "
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"What’s your excuse for not going out tonight ? "
We need excuses now?!
Okay. Um...
In April 1746, in the aftermath of the Battle of Culloden, Bonnie Prince Charlie fled to Skye. What the history books don’t tell us is that he briefly went the wrong way, and spent a few nights in the North East of Scotland, on the run. This is where he assembled the old maid outfit which would later allow Flora Macdonald to escort him over the water.
An amateur archaeologist has just found a clothes peg believed to be one of the ones attached to the clothes BPC stole from a washing line, after workmen found items of significance repairing the drains outside my flat.
I can’t get out of my flat, because there are several armchair historians and enthusiastic detectorists camped out on the pavement outside my door. I literally can’t move for beige gilets and socks in sandals.
(Either that or I’m not interested in going out on Saturday nights.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’m now without a man to satisfy my every sexual whim and, currently, I cannot be arsed to go through the whole faff of putting myself out there to meet someone else, who will in all likelihood only chase after the next woman who catches his eye anyway.
I’d rather sit here next to my trumping dog and watch a really shit film. |
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Or shouldn’t I admit that haha 
