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Humble brag thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is your chance to boast about some shit you’ve done, that no one else cares about but you, dress it up like you’re being modest, but really you’re drawing attention to something you’re proud about !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made a woman came once or twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No big thing really, I got voted one of the top 10 cask ale pubs in greater Manchester last year

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By *imandher84Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"I made a woman came once or twice "

I came on a woman once or twice...she was highly annoyed as we were in the frozen aisle at tesco.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I came on a woman once or twice...she was highly annoyed as we were in the frozen aisle at tesco."

Did you apology afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I worked on all the recent Star Wars films all over the world.....no biggie really

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Flown a glider solo and canoed from the west coast of Scotland to the east.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice "

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once did a perfect impression of a peacock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've survived a broken neck ... Twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them"

Did they at least show up ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?"

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you’re look for inspiration trying using the hashtag #bigdickproblems at the end of your boasting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once did a perfect impression of a peacock. "

You were that good even the peacocks looked round and went dafuc was that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji

Forgot the hashtag,

#bigdickproblems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji

Forgot the hashtag,

#bigdickproblems"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tripped over my cock again in the kitchen and dropped my soufflé

#bigdickproblems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji

Forgot the hashtag,

#bigdickproblems

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Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have an uncanny ability to fuck things up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji

Forgot the hashtag,

#bigdickproblems

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Thats fkin awesome

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I have to confess, I didn’t spend much money on the sandwiches I bought for the near-homeless guy whose ribs I broke the day that he got out of hospital. I mean, really it’s the people who taught me CPR who should take the credit, not me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji

Forgot the hashtag,

#bigdickproblems

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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')

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Thats fkin awesome"

It’s copyright before you get any ideas!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was offered the chance to play tarzan but turned it down playing dads more important

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By *imandher84Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"I made a woman came once or twice

I came on a woman once or twice...she was highly annoyed as we were in the frozen aisle at tesco.

Did you apology afterwards?"

No i told her every little helps then she smacked me upside the head with a frozen chicken..

Tbf the chickens were right next to the frozen peas so i felt like a winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Summers getting here which is great but I wish clothes shops would make mens shorts longer. I have to constantly make sure my cock isnt on show dangling out the bottom of one of the legs.

#bigdickproblems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made a woman came once or twice

I’ve made men cum (once or twice) without even touching them

Did they at least show up ?

Ouch. Where’s the middle finger emoji

Forgot the hashtag,

#bigdickproblems

....................../´¯/)

....................,/¯../

.................../..../

............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸

........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\

........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')

.........\.................'...../

..........''...\.......... _.·´

............\..............(

..............\.............\...

Thats fkin awesome

It’s copyright before you get any ideas!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once rested my dick on a table and it broke in half no big deal one of the legs were loose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once rested my dick on a table and it broke in half no big deal one of the legs were loose"

You broke your dick in half?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once rested my dick on a table and it broke in half no big deal one of the legs were loose"
ouch, I knew a guy who did that doing anal, the lady was a real tight arsed Yorkshire women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I invented sex last weekend

#smugcunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the voice of captain barnacles, but you'll probably know me better from my one man stage show reenactment of Caesars last hours on Earth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I really put my back out when I was totally having the sex.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago