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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sending emails asking for shit cover instead of shift cover and having a few senior managers in the distribution list eeeek!  "
Ha! I've made the same mistake many times  |
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over a year ago
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I once sent a message to a female colleague that should have said ‘of course we should have a named project manager and that person should be you’. However, ‘named’ became ‘naked’! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once sent a message to a female colleague that should have said ‘of course we should have a named project manager and that person should be you’. However, ‘named’ became ‘naked’!"
And suddenly you were sat in HR facing a sexual harassment complaint hope she found the funny side of it lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When we let someone down at work, one of my guy's wrote " Sorry for any incontinence caused"
The customer couldn't stop laughing"
Gives new meaning to the acronym PMSL 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once sent a message to a female colleague that should have said ‘of course we should have a named project manager and that person should be you’. However, ‘named’ became ‘naked’!
And suddenly you were sat in HR facing a sexual harassment complaint hope she found the funny side of it lol
xGx"
Fortunately, she did see the funny side and all was ok. And I’d immediately realised what I’d put and sent a correcting text. |
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I'm dyslexic, so rely on the autocorrect system.
Pretty much every text, or email I send off my phone has some fuck up in it.
Changes shift for shit, shirt for short, duck to fuck.
It's OK when it's friends, they're used to it & laugh, but when you tell the one of the head coaches at British Cycling he's got his "prick list wrong" instead of price list, it's kinda embarrassing
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm dyslexic, so rely on the autocorrect system.
Pretty much every text, or email I send off my phone has some fuck up in it.
Changes shift for shit, shirt for short, duck to fuck.
It's OK when it's friends, they're used to it & laugh, but when you tell the one of the head coaches at British Cycling he's got his "prick list wrong" instead of price list, it's kinda embarrassing
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I'd love to know who was on the top of the prick list |
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"I'm dyslexic, so rely on the autocorrect system.
Pretty much every text, or email I send off my phone has some fuck up in it.
Changes shift for shit, shirt for short, duck to fuck.
It's OK when it's friends, they're used to it & laugh, but when you tell the one of the head coaches at British Cycling he's got his "prick list wrong" instead of price list, it's kinda embarrassing
I'd love to know who was on the top of the prick list "
Chris Hoy is top of mine  oh those thighs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm dyslexic, so rely on the autocorrect system.
Pretty much every text, or email I send off my phone has some fuck up in it.
Changes shift for shit, shirt for short, duck to fuck.
It's OK when it's friends, they're used to it & laugh, but when you tell the one of the head coaches at British Cycling he's got his "prick list wrong" instead of price list, it's kinda embarrassing
I'd love to know who was on the top of the prick list
Chris Hoy is top of mine oh those thighs "
I wouldn't mind them clamped around my head  flip a coin as to who goes first?! X |
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"I'm dyslexic, so rely on the autocorrect system.
Pretty much every text, or email I send off my phone has some fuck up in it.
Changes shift for shit, shirt for short, duck to fuck.
It's OK when it's friends, they're used to it & laugh, but when you tell the one of the head coaches at British Cycling he's got his "prick list wrong" instead of price list, it's kinda embarrassing
I'd love to know who was on the top of the prick list
Chris Hoy is top of mine oh those thighs
I wouldn't mind them clamped around my head flip a coin as to who goes first?! X"
I've massaged those thighs... It was purely professional.
So I'll let you go first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once thanked a colleague for their “cunt” message rather than their “curt” message "
Sounds like they were being pretty cuntish to have sent you a curt message to begin with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm dyslexic, so rely on the autocorrect system.
Pretty much every text, or email I send off my phone has some fuck up in it.
Changes shift for shit, shirt for short, duck to fuck.
It's OK when it's friends, they're used to it & laugh, but when you tell the one of the head coaches at British Cycling he's got his "prick list wrong" instead of price list, it's kinda embarrassing
I'd love to know who was on the top of the prick list
Chris Hoy is top of mine oh those thighs
I wouldn't mind them clamped around my head flip a coin as to who goes first?! X
I've massaged those thighs... It was purely professional.
So I'll let you go first "
No way?! How did you remain professional?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was putting stuff on Gum tree and wrote duck and cover polo shirt and it changed it to fuck and cover. I didn't notice. One guy messaged and pointed it out. I was more surprised that Gum tree allowed it to be posted x |
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"I once asked my brother to pick up a jar of coffee and a bottle of cum!!
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I'm struggling to think what you were actually after, because the obvious one is milk, but milk cum? 
I've had cum change to Mum, so that I was talking about swallowing my own Mum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was putting stuff on Gum tree and wrote duck and cover polo shirt and it changed it to fuck and cover. I didn't notice. One guy messaged and pointed it out. I was more surprised that Gum tree allowed it to be posted x"
Lol, I've had the opposite and tried to write 'what the fuck' and it's changed it to duck, s'pose it has a certain ring to it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once asked my brother to pick up a jar of coffee and a bottle of cum!!
I'm struggling to think what you were actually after, because the obvious one is milk, but milk cum?
Autocorrect is a Freudian nightmare
I've had cum change to Mum, so that I was talking about swallowing my own Mum "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"previous system at work always tried to correct PRN (medication to be taken as when when required) to PORN  "
Lol, I've been victim to the very same
Printing off new MAR sheets was always  |
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"previous system at work always tried to correct PRN (medication to be taken as when when required) to PORN
Lol, I've been victim to the very same
Printing off new MAR sheets was always "
I always thought it might sometimes do the same especially with benzos- it relaxes and calms you down plus less side effects although just as addictive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"previous system at work always tried to correct PRN (medication to be taken as when when required) to PORN
Lol, I've been victim to the very same
Printing off new MAR sheets was always
I always thought it might sometimes do the same especially with benzos- it relaxes and calms you down plus less side effects although just as addictive "
Relaxes and calms? Sounds the start of a good night lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've massaged those thighs... It was purely professional.
So I'll let you go first
No way?! How did you remain professional?!
I'm always professional at work... Plus I bit my tongue alot "
I'd be biting his thighs.... nom nom nom and I would totally let him practice his riding on me
Alas, I fear that any level of professionalism from me would be non existent lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have mentioned this one before, but was messaging a friend on here about the merits of Sunday lunch and it came out as "I do love a good roasting" "
Don't we all |
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