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Covered in spunk(cliches and idioms)

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

Ie , 'A problem covered in spunk shared is a problem halved',

or 'he's afraid of his own shadow covered in spunk'.

It's childish, it makes me laugh, and it can be quite imaginative too!

Go on: it 's now (officially) Friday evening.

Pull up a chair and a beer and let loose with full barrels. As it were.

Can be sporting clichés, sayings, proverbs. Owt like that.

You could add brackets, or an extra couple of words to help yours make more sense if that's easier.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

A bird in the hand is worth 2 covered in spunk

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

It's not over til the fat lady sings(covered in spunk).

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Too many cooks covered in spunk, spoil the broth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here is a toast to spunk. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it covered in spunk

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

The early bird catches the worm(covered in spunk).

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys covered in spunk

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

This new job I've got is easy; it's a piece of cake(covered in spunk).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The early bird catches the worm(covered in spunk)."

The early bird (woman) catches the worm (cock) and gets covered in spunk

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By *orningtonCroissantMan over a year ago

notts and humberside

You can’t make an omelette without getting covered in spunk

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

Don't cut off your nose(covered in spunk)to spite your face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piece of cake(covered in spunk)

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys covered in spunk "

Do you mean, “If you pay penises, you get spunkeys!”?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys covered in spunk

Do you mean, “If you pay penises, you get spunkeys!”?"

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Up town spunk you up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys covered in spunk

Do you mean, “If you pay penises, you get spunkeys!”?"

Steal someone’s thunder covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worse things happen at sea covered in spunk.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Jackoffnory?

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Worse things happen at sea covered in spunk. "

Or do you mean “Worse things happen at semen!”?

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Spunk not a clout till May is out!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

There are two spunks to every coin!

Sorry, I meant:

There are two coins to every spunk!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Spunk not that ye be not spunked!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Britain’s Got Spunk!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Spunk-Factor!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Spunk a penny!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

She’s just a goody two-spunks!

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By *erotic_adventureMan over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

A spunk a day keeps the doctor away!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

She cleaned the room until it was absolutely spic and spunk!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

[Removed by poster at 08/06/18 19:05:49]

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"A spunk a day keeps the doctor away!"

Yep, but it keeps nursey coming!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

One swallow doesn’t make a spunk!

Or should it be:

One spunk doesn’t make ‘er swallow!

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 08/06/18 19:09:06]

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

The game's not over until it's covered in spunk.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk and went away to the circus,

off she went with a trumpety-trump,

trump, trump, spunk!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Who spunks to be a millionaire?

Spunk Island.

East-Spunkers.

Coronation Spunk.

Spunk at 10.

The Weakest Spunk.

Spunkeyoats. (Hollyoaks)

The Spunkers. (Archers)

Big Spunker.

Downspunk Alley.

Spunkgear.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Who wants to be a spunker?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a long way to tipperarry covered in spunk

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By *inky kissersCouple over a year ago

South East

Harry Potter and the chamber of spunk

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By *inky kissersCouple over a year ago

South East

Star Wars episode vii, The spunk awakens

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

It's a game of two halves(covered in spunk).

Remember guys, you need to have the phrase covered in spunk in there somewhere.

Always celebrate the unalloyed glory of covered in spunk..

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Don’t look a gift-horse in the spunk!

Top tip of the day!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Remember guys, to get a woman to be happy you just need to use a bit of a carrot and spunk approach!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it spunk!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Treat others covered in spunk as you would yourself

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

All that glisters(covered in spunk)is not covered in gold.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Red and green should never be seen, except upon an Irish Queen covered in spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The apple (covered in spunk) does not fall far from the tree.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont be a cunt ...

Covered in spunk

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Richard of York gave battle in vain covered in spunk

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

I'm at my wits end.

And covered in spunk.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Two wrongs covered in spunk don't make a right

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Look at me covered in spunk when I'm talking to you

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

England's a green and pleasant land(covered in spunk).

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Look at me covered in spunk when I'm talking to you"

Anytime!

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

Keep your friends close and your enemies even covered on spunk.

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

She sells sea shells on the sea shore covered in spunk.

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

England going out on penalties[I like to be topical]: it's just like the old lady who pissed in the sea(covered in spunk).

Obscure one. Think the punch line is that she didn't realise the wind was blowing into her face before started.

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

Like ships that pass in the night covered in spunk

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

They think it’s all over (covered in spunk)

It is now (covered in spunk)

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

Mary had a little lamb (covered in spunk)

It's fleece was covered in spunk.

And everywhere Mary went (covered in spunk)

The sheet was sure to go (covered in spunk)

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

The lady’s not for turning (covered in spunk)

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

Too many cooks spoil the broth(covered in spunk)..?

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

Ask not what your country can do for you(covered in spunk), but what you can do for it(covered in spunk).

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By *ervent_fervour OP Man over a year ago

Halifax

I have a dream(covered in spunk).

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Glad to see the thread get back on track ( covered in spunk )

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind (covered in spunk)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The grass isn't always greener, spesh if covered in spunk!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed ....covered in spunk !!!

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

My lords , ladies and gentlemen ( covered in spunk )

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