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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

To take the pressure off a certain male forum poster, I have decided to take some pressure off the poor chap and open myself up to be picked on, berated, insulted and verbally abused.

Please feel free to vent your spleen

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"To take the pressure off a certain male forum poster, I have decided to take some pressure off the poor chap and open myself up to be picked on, berated, insulted and verbally abused.

Please feel free to vent your spleen "

Nah, you're alright lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The service in this pub is shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2pints of guiness and a packet of nuts please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

He's run out of Guinness

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He's run out of Guinness "
how did you guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thank you.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"He's run out of Guinness how did you guess"
Because that is the biggest sacrilege that I can think of for a pub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's run out of Guinness "

Least I have still got some nuts...maybe a Peroni then if I can get a mortgage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/06/18 14:21:18]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"He's run out of Guinness

Least I have still got some nuts...maybe a Peroni then if I can get a mortgage "

I'll buy you one, if he restocks his Guinness

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

You look like you have a pee spot on your shorts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To take the pressure off a certain male forum poster, I have decided to take some pressure off the poor chap and open myself up to be picked on, berated, insulted and verbally abused.

Please feel free to vent your spleen "

its not really the same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager"

He’s just loading the dishwasher

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London

FFS your pipes need cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher"

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty"

sorry just had to sack the glass washer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer"

Don't sack them just punish them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And I’ve heard he only employs stereotypical barmaids

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London


"And I’ve heard he only employs stereotypical barmaids "

Really ... what’s the name of this lovely sounding hostelry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer

Don't sack them just punish them "

a bit difficult, she was pissing in the Carling to give it some flavour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer

Don't sack them just punish them a bit difficult, she was pissing in the Carling to give it some flavour"

Then she did a good job gettig flavour into that pish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer

Don't sack them just punish them a bit difficult, she was pissing in the Carling to give it some flavour

Then she did a good job gettig flavour into that pish"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer

Don't sack them just punish them a bit difficult, she was pissing in the Carling to give it some flavour

Then she did a good job gettig flavour into that pish "

In fact you should have promoted her really as she did you a favour by using her head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer

Don't sack them just punish them a bit difficult, she was pissing in the Carling to give it some flavour

Then she did a good job gettig flavour into that pish"

Just out of curiosity has she been tampering with tha pork scratchings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer

Don't sack them just punish them a bit difficult, she was pissing in the Carling to give it some flavour

Then she did a good job gettig flavour into that pish

Just out of curiosity has she been tampering with tha pork scratchings?"

you don't want to know

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Wait for it OP that thread has closed, they'll be coming for you....you arsehole!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

He’s just loading the dishwasher

Makes a change for him to get his hands dirty sorry just had to sack the glass washer

Don't sack them just punish them a bit difficult, she was pissing in the Carling to give it some flavour

Then she did a good job gettig flavour into that pish

Just out of curiosity has she been tampering with tha pork scratchings? you don't want to know"

Reads contents on back of packet avidly....may contain some pig hair....phew that’s a relief.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So I'd like 2 desperados. *takes it to her mates and comes back* and a gin and tonic and a passion fruit vide *goes away again and comes back* and a mojito. What's taking you so long?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12. "

Here we go again...

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12.

Here we go again..."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12. "

Is this thread about you then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12.

Is this thread about you then?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12. "

hey don't hijack my thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get outtttttta my pub

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12. hey don't hijack my thread"

You tell him lol xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12.

Is this thread about you then?

Yep"

Well you have a smiley face in your pic so that's something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll sit back and watch/read the forum quietly lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wonders if the Guiness is back on yet Landlord

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wonders if the Guiness is back on yet Landlord"
the glass washer filled it before I sacked her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12.

Is this thread about you then?

Yep

Well you have a smiley face in your pic so that's something."

What do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager"

The manager is dirty I demand a glass

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Wonders if the Guiness is back on yet Landlord the glass washer filled it before I sacked her"
did she pee in my wine as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My glass is dirty. I demand to speak to the manager

The manager is dirty I demand a glass"

You can have mine. I'll rinse it for you first. I'm not an animal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wonders if the Guiness is back on yet Landlord the glass washer filled it before I sacked her did she pee in my wine as well "

That’s just a strong elderflower nose to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wonders if the Guiness is back on yet Landlord the glass washer filled it before I sacked her did she pee in my wine as well

That’s just a strong elderflower nose to it."

, actually that was me sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12.

Here we go again..."

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't mine the crap. Its not like it gets to me.

Its mostly the snobby overly sensitive ones anyway. None of who I'd meet for more than a quick fuck. Even if they were a perfect 12.

Here we go again...

Yep! "

you still want the job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?!"

Shhh, i got a headache

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?!

Shhh, i got a headache"

*whispers

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?!

Shhh, i got a headache

*whispers

Sorry "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?!"
sorry the cat ate your number

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?! sorry the cat ate your number"

Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?! sorry the cat ate your number

Damn it "

it's difficult to feed a hungry pussy all day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?! sorry the cat ate your number

Damn it it's difficult to feed a hungry pussy all day"

I thought you were entertaining tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"WHY DONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS?! sorry the cat ate your number

Damn it it's difficult to feed a hungry pussy all day

I thought you were entertaining tonight "

me too, not turned up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He's run out of Guinness "

Highly pervy on me but I reallllyy want to grab your bum

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

He says he has a thick skin 'Water off a ducks back he just comes back at all the criticism.

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