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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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My dad has loads of sayings but the first one that springs to mind was said whenever we were in the car ‘don’t stick anything out of the window that you aren’t prepared to lose’ meaning hands or arms.....it makes sense now but when we were little it was awwwwww dadddddd!!  |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"I don’t care how you get there, you can fucking nose boink as long as you get there "
Great saying, not sure I know what the fuck it means but I am about to use it to see if I can get some people motivated.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.
My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning   I was so embarrassed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my dad is a serial pun teller, and the older I get the groanier they get...
one of his best though was on a long hot summers day he was chatting to a neighbour who said he could do with a stiff drink, to which my dad responded 'how about an ice lolly' 
sorry not really a saying but it always makes me smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.
My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed "
I'm sorry to hear hun xx |
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"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.
My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed "
Wish the situation wasn't what is is x
HOWEVER.. Was she? Did you get her number if so?  I remember very well that you like your ladies  |
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Dad died 6 years ago but he was cool . He always recited a scene from the film Colors . " Son bull says to Dad Bull , dad can we run down to that field and Fuck one of those cows . Dad Bull says to son , no son , let's walk down to that field , and Fuck em all . .....
Not ever been sure what he was trying to tell me but there you go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aww I lost my Dad very young in his 30’s.
He did used to tell us - look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.
That’s always stayed with me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.
My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed
Wish the situation wasn't what is is x
HOWEVER.. Was she? Did you get her number if so? I remember very well that you like your ladies "
Oh hello beautiful- some ladies
She wasn't quite feminine enough for me . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"
Pretty sound advice I think
Really good advice but I'm pretty strong so I'd run the risk of never getting f*cked if everyone followed it "
Don't I know it . Take it from someone that she's pinned down, you can't fight her |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"my dad is a serial pun teller, and the older I get the groanier they get...
one of his best though was on a long hot summers day he was chatting to a neighbour who said he could do with a stiff drink, to which my dad responded 'how about an ice lolly'
sorry not really a saying but it always makes me smile "
Not sure what it says about me but I had a good chuckle at that  |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"My dad died 13 years ago so I can't really remember his sayings.
My stepdad is a real character but a lot of his sayings are very politically incorrect. He's really poorly at the moment and is home to die but still was blunt enough to ask the young carer who had short hair if she was a lesbian this morning I was so embarrassed "
Thats one of the last joys you have in life, being able to say and get away with saying all those things you thought but thought better of saying. |
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If drinking ever interferes with your job quit your job
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Worrying is like a rocking chair.. it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere
So now I have no job and I'm an alcoholic but at least I don't worry about it haha (Just kidding I do worry ) xx |
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HOWEVER.. Was she? Did you get her number if so? I remember very well that you like your ladies
Oh hello beautiful- some ladies
She wasn't quite feminine enough for me . "
And I was? Haha I'm such a bloke sometimes. Obviously only in some character traits. Body wise there's no denying I'm all woman |
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"My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"
Pretty sound advice I think
Really good advice but I'm pretty strong so I'd run the risk of never getting f*cked if everyone followed it
Don't I know it . Take it from someone that she's pinned down, you can't fight her "
Ah yes. Apologies. I too am a bit of a handful |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"If drinking ever interferes with your job quit your job
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Worrying is like a rocking chair.. it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere
So now I have no job and I'm an alcoholic but at least I don't worry about it haha (Just kidding I do worry ) xx "
I'll see you later in the park, i will bring the cans of special brew... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dad died 8 years ago 10 weeks after me old ma.ok put the violins down.
One of his favourite sayings was ‘there’s no smoke without fire’.
Used to think it was a crass thing to say, but now realise as you grow older these sayins have a lot of widom in them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When ever we were told not to do something that could harm one's self then didn’t listen ,dad would say “ that’ll learn ya boy “ low & behold several sayings dad said I’m now repeating to my own children |
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"My dad always says "Don't fuck what you can't fight"
Pretty sound advice I think
Really good advice but I'm pretty strong so I'd run the risk of never getting f*cked if everyone followed it
Don't I know it . Take it from someone that she's pinned down, you can't fight her
Ah yes. Apologies. I too am a bit of a handful "
You sure are and that's exactly how I love you. Your alway a hand full and never make it easy on yourself. But it's all the more rewarding when I do get you exactly where I want you My Girl. |
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