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A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post |
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post"
See above..... ^^^^^^^  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Blew myself across the conference room many a moon ago at my first place of work. Put a new bulb that was a long skinny one with prongs at the end and forgot to switch the light off, pushed the bulb in and wasn't quite fitting. Put my figers ar both ends of the prongs and boom, off i went. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post"
First person I thought of |
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post"
Can't imagine who you're referring to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
First person I thought of "
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
Can't imagine who you're referring to "
I don’t know either. I’ve spent all these valuable minutes searching the forums  to no avail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
Can't imagine who you're referring to "
I wonder if he will collect it in person or via video link would it count as a meet? |
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
Can't imagine who you're referring to
I wonder if he will collect it in person or via video link would it count as a meet? "
That would be excellent.
The entire forum could take to the stage.
Unfortunately ********* can't be with us tonight to collect his award, so here to accept it on his behalf is everyone who offered him meet/profile advice.
Cue the screen flickering into life and a "tanned" "sixpack" fella popping up.
"Can I get a cam verify now?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can think of a certain someone who spectacularly committed fabacide yesterday. It was pretty entertaining.
And strangely he was another one whinging about not getting laid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
Can't imagine who you're referring to
I wonder if he will collect it in person or via video link would it count as a meet?
That would be excellent.
The entire forum could take to the stage.
Unfortunately ********* can't be with us tonight to collect his award, so here to accept it on his behalf is everyone who offered him meet/profile advice.
Cue the screen flickering into life and a "tanned" "sixpack" fella popping up.
"Can I get a cam verify now?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
Can't imagine who you're referring to
I wonder if he will collect it in person or via video link would it count as a meet?
That would be excellent.
The entire forum could take to the stage.
Unfortunately ********* can't be with us tonight to collect his award, so here to accept it on his behalf is everyone who offered him meet/profile advice.
Cue the screen flickering into life and a "tanned" "sixpack" fella popping up.
"Can I get a cam verify now?"
"
Excellent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can think of a certain someone who spectacularly committed fabacide yesterday. It was pretty entertaining.
And strangely he was another one whinging about not getting laid. "
Oo i didnt know there was competition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can think of a certain someone who spectacularly committed fabacide yesterday. It was pretty entertaining.
And strangely he was another one whinging about not getting laid.
Oo i didnt know there was competition"
For there to be an award given, there has to be some element of competition doesn't there?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can think of a certain someone who spectacularly committed fabacide yesterday. It was pretty entertaining.
And strangely he was another one whinging about not getting laid.
Oo i didnt know there was competition
For there to be an award given, there has to be some element of competition doesn't there? "
Tell that to ant and dec |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made? "
You call it bullying, I call it people getting frustrated with repeating themselves countless times and having that advice ignored, only to see the same thing from the same person on a different day.
But interpretation is an individual thing as I'm sure was the theme of yesterday's entertainment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which thread was this ?"
Not a spesific one he has been offered help multiple times on multiple threads but chooses to ignore it everytime always an excuse why
I actually starting to think hes a computer program as its always the same responses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which thread was this ?
Not a spesific one he has been offered help multiple times on multiple threads but chooses to ignore it everytime always an excuse why
I actually starting to think hes a computer program as its always the same responses"
Help with what. His forum etiquette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
Ok that's pretty impressive in a 'how the fuck ' kind of way. "
It's a long story.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that! I put a £10 note in a letterbox . That must be close "
I saw your post, did you get it back? |
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that! "
That just sounds like half the fuckwit contractors doing the building works at my place of work... Theres fecking loads of the daft twunts here.. definitely not worth anything more than the cockwomble of the day award that..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
Were you listening to East 17?"
Afraid you're going to have to explain that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made? "
No The Clique think that's hilarious. Bullying is fun unless it's aimed at them. Kids. |
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
Were you listening to East 17?
Afraid you're going to have to explain that one. "
The lead singer did the same thing when driving his own car. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
Were you listening to East 17?
Afraid you're going to have to explain that one. "
Brain Harvey in east 17 ran himself over. Hope this helps X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
Were you listening to East 17?
Afraid you're going to have to explain that one. "
Brian Harvey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
Were you listening to East 17?
Afraid you're going to have to explain that one.
Brian Harvey"
See the posts above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made?
No The Clique think that's hilarious. Bullying is fun unless it's aimed at them. Kids. "
There is no clique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
Were you listening to East 17?
Afraid you're going to have to explain that one.
Brian Harvey
See the posts above."
I'm clearly so down wiv da yoof. |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that! I put a £10 note in a letterbox . That must be close "
I can beat that ...... I drew £100.00 out of the cash machine once, kept the receipt and binned the money  Xxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving at the time, beat that!
That just sounds like half the fuckwit contractors doing the building works at my place of work... Theres fecking loads of the daft twunts here.. definitely not worth anything more than the cockwomble of the day award that..
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Cockwomble sounds about right. |
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
Can't imagine who you're referring to
I wonder if he will collect it in person or via video link would it count as a meet?
That would be excellent.
The entire forum could take to the stage.
Unfortunately ********* can't be with us tonight to collect his award, so here to accept it on his behalf is everyone who offered him meet/profile advice.
Cue the screen flickering into life and a "tanned" "sixpack" fella popping up.
"Can I get a cam verify now?"
"
The whole rest of fab written veri for him may not be too complimentary, so may decide it's better not to publish.
However the fab award will be tattooed all over the body, so would be recognizable whichever replacement profile may be set up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain winging waa waa help me get a meet guy who cant keep his foot out of his mouth for learning the secret to eternal youth going from grown up to baby in a single post
Can't imagine who you're referring to
I wonder if he will collect it in person or via video link would it count as a meet?
That would be excellent.
The entire forum could take to the stage.
Unfortunately ********* can't be with us tonight to collect his award, so here to accept it on his behalf is everyone who offered him meet/profile advice.
Cue the screen flickering into life and a "tanned" "sixpack" fella popping up.
"Can I get a cam verify now?"
The whole rest of fab written veri for him may not be too complimentary, so may decide it's better not to publish.
However the fab award will be tattooed all over the body, so would be recognizable whichever replacement profile may be set up."
Its fab not inglorious basterds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made?
No The Clique think that's hilarious. Bullying is fun unless it's aimed at them. Kids. "
Whats the clique i heard that mentioned yesterday too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made?
No The Clique think that's hilarious. Bullying is fun unless it's aimed at them. Kids.
Whats the clique i heard that mentioned yesterday too"
Some imaginary thing she made up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darwin Awards are all posthumous so I hope no fabber wins one x"
Not necessarily, it’s about forcibly removing yourself from the gene pool. Castrations count |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made?
No The Clique think that's hilarious. Bullying is fun unless it's aimed at them. Kids.
Whats the clique i heard that mentioned yesterday too"
It changes periodically. It's groups of people who think the same, who roam the forums in packs . Stick around and you might find one that you fit into  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made?
No The Clique think that's hilarious. Bullying is fun unless it's aimed at them. Kids.
Whats the clique i heard that mentioned yesterday too
It changes periodically. It's groups of people who think the same, who roam the forums in packs . Stick around and you might find one that you fit into "
Whatever happened to the forum clique awards. You know nominating one another. Voting for each other. And ignore any non clique member comments |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabacide ? Is that when people gang up and bully someone for the comments they’ve made?
No The Clique think that's hilarious. Bullying is fun unless it's aimed at them. Kids.
Whats the clique i heard that mentioned yesterday too"
There's no actual clique, I just meant people that join together to take the piss out of people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Either way im an equal oppotunity piss taker not interested in being part of a gang or group people try take the piss out of me all the time but u cant take the piss out of shit
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either way im an equal oppotunity piss taker not interested in being part of a gang or group people try take the piss out of me all the time but u cant take the piss out of shit
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Nope- but you can roll it in glitter!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either way im an equal oppotunity piss taker not interested in being part of a gang or group people try take the piss out of me all the time but u cant take the piss out of shit
Nope- but you can roll it in glitter! "
and it would look lovely once polished up xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either way im an equal oppotunity piss taker not interested in being part of a gang or group people try take the piss out of me all the time but u cant take the piss out of shit
Nope- but you can roll it in glitter! "
Look at me all sparkly
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