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over a year ago
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"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ? 
what me never 
ok 1 or 2 lol
Bottles 
2nd drink and going straight to head tonight "
What have you been told about measurements , a bottle isnt classed as 1 drink |
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"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?
what me never
ok 1 or 2 lol
Bottles
2nd drink and going straight to head tonight
What have you been told about measurements , a bottle isnt classed as 1 drink "
darn, theres me thinking i was being good  |
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"oh dear lol have we been at the vodka ?
what me never
ok 1 or 2 lol
Bottles
2nd drink and going straight to head tonight
What have you been told about measurements , a bottle isnt classed as 1 drink
darn, theres me thinking i was being good "
There's nowt wrong with CofA having a drink.
It lets the keyboard cool down a touch. |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges  "
what's this about privet hedges, black shoes and missing matching underwear? |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story "
says the women whose rant thread it is but won't spill the rant |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story "
No you don't, it's lies all lies  |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
noe me but shhhh
Thats ok, your secrets safe with me....pass the bottle please
Passes the bottle
did ye have to spin it?
Makes it more fun "
More fun? i'm exhausted. |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies "
that means its true ... wanna know even more now |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
what's this about privet hedges, black shoes and missing matching underwear?"
No underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies "
I cant tell I will be killed  |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed "
You are learning grasshopper  |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed "
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me "
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed "
Err I am here you know |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed "
Omg thanks for that Pm my lips are sealed |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed
Err I am here you know "
hi |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed "
yeah but typing isnt saying is it? |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed
yeah but typing isnt saying is it?"
thats true ..its thinking aloud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed
Err I am here you know
hi "
Ive got that song in my head now
Little does she know that I know that she knows  |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed
yeah but typing isnt saying is it?
thats true ..its thinking aloud "
so where's MY pm then, copying isnt theft |
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"Oh me and vodka and keyboards don't mix
Bit like you brandy and port and privet hedges but my lips are sealed honest wont mention privet hedges
I so wanna know this story
No you don't, it's lies all lies
I cant tell I will be killed
its ok just whisper no one will know...honestly ...trust me
ssshhh its ok just promised Pet wouldnt say a word but me fingers and toes were crossed
Err I am here you know
hi
Ive got that song in my head now
Little does she know that I know that she knows "
Kursaal Flyers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Have you not seen you-tube
http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "
Im too scared to look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw "
you just want that for felching ont you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw "
you just want that for felching dont you |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Have you not seen you-tube
http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Im too scared to look "
It wouldn't be so bad but if you can understand Hedgehog, i'm sure one says "Oooooh Look, Pet's been to the barbers." |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Have you not seen you-tube
http//www.lancashirehedgetrimmer.com
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRSTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Im too scared to look
It wouldn't be so bad but if you can understand Hedgehog, i'm sure one says "Oooooh Look, Pet's been to the barbers.""
Err scuse me I go to the hairdressers to be coiffed |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner "
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner "
It's not Christmas yet |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space "
oh i likey sausage and meat balls |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
It's not Christmas yet"
not long now, have flights booked |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
It's not Christmas yet
not long now, have flights booked "
Ah but which airport? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls "
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why  |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why "
whats anal |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal "
dancing naked in a hungry lions cage. |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal
dancing naked in a hungry lions cage."
anh never meet any lions |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal "
Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal
Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer"
not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal
Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer
not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend "
Oh won't ask what you use that for lol |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal
Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer
not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend "
words can't describe how i'd like to spoon with you
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal
Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer
not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend
words can't describe how i'd like to spoon with you
"
Creep lol x |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal
Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer
not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend
Oh won't ask what you use that for lol"
my lips are sealed xxx |
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"I know that my friend would not betray a confidence
Spill !!!!!
Don't. It's precious Vodka.
omg thats true ... wheres the straw
I got a packet
on way have you room ready and me dinner
sausage and meatballs do ya? and always space
oh i likey sausage and meat balls
Hey Mrs A Pet wants me to ask you if you like anal dont know why
whats anal
Don't believe a word, she's a likkle stirrer
not to worry ive a big wooden spoon i can lend
Oh won't ask what you use that for lol
my lips are sealed xxx "
not for long |
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