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For those blatantly ignored ... The lock in
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When they close the doors for lock ins they always pull the curtains shut too xx
Oh the curtains are closed and shutters are down 
Shutters down too, this could get serious! "
It is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a lock in at a boating club in Devon once, they literally didn't know we were still in there when they locked up.
We were still there when they came to open up the next the next morning, we did a hasty stagger out of the fire exit.
Best free night out ever. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knock, knock - can I join in please,? I have been known to flash my boobs and bum "
You're not ignored usually but go on then, seeing as it's you, go see Trimtiger and get yourself a drink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May we join you, please?
You may
Thank you.... we do get ignored... hardly surprising as I don't have my baps out 
But you have nice pyjamas
Marks and Spencers finest  "
I'm poor, I get mine from Sainsbury |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trimtiger has got the bar
Free drinks to those that flash 
Their warrant cards??
Is yours down your top?
It might be, you may have to look for it "
*rummages about as if looking for change*
Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones! |
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"Knock, knock - can I join in please,? I have been known to flash my boobs and bum
I see that. What'll you have then?"
Ooooooo Mmmmmmmm a large JD and diet and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps please xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock, knock - can I join in please,? I have been known to flash my boobs and bum
I see that. What'll you have then?
Ooooooo Mmmmmmmm a large JD and diet and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps please xx"
I do euro measures so it'll be large alright. 
Oh and the crisps are those posh tyrells ones just for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trimtiger has got the bar
Free drinks to those that flash
Their warrant cards??
Is yours down your top?
It might be, you may have to look for it
*rummages about as if looking for change*
Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones! "
 damn you busted me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trimtiger has got the bar
Free drinks to those that flash
Their warrant cards??
Is yours down your top?
It might be, you may have to look for it
*rummages about as if looking for change*
Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones!
damn you busted me "
But you were only making sure there were no drink dirvers right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We'll ladies and gents, you have all helped a crappy day end with a lot of fun, but tis now time for me to retire ready for another day tomorrow.
Glad you all seemed to enjoy the three light-hearted fun threads, and would be nice to do it all over again sometime
Sweet dreams one and all, and keep this one going if you can xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trimtiger has got the bar
Free drinks to those that flash
Their warrant cards??
Is yours down your top?
It might be, you may have to look for it
*rummages about as if looking for change*
Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones!
damn you busted me
But you were only making sure there were no drink dirvers right? "
What else  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the coffee machine still working
Not sure what I'm trying too let my self in too but is there space for my lil white arse "
Course there is, I'm just on my way out and to dream land |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trimtiger has got the bar
Free drinks to those that flash
Their warrant cards??
Is yours down your top?
It might be, you may have to look for it
*rummages about as if looking for change*
Anyone lost their keys? Merc ones!
damn you busted me
But you were only making sure there were no drink dirvers right?
What else "
You are a good egg. You can stay ALL night |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Years ago, I ran a small hotel with a traditional pub as part of the property.
One thing I set up was a Grand Prix Club which meant early morning viewings and that involved Lockins!
Magistrates heard about it & threatened legal action until the majority of the members ensured the matter "disappeared".
Those members included serving Police officers, solicitors and even a JP.
I hold a Personal Licence if you need me. |
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By *apstarMan
over a year ago
Harpenden |
"Is the coffee machine still working
Not sure what I'm trying too let my self in too but is there space for my lil white arse
Course there is, I'm just on my way out and to dream land "
Hope you get a good night's sleep.. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the coffee machine still working
Not sure what I'm trying too let my self in too but is there space for my lil white arse
Course there is, I'm just on my way out and to dream land
Hope you get a good night's sleep.. x"
So do I, thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real.
Be still my pulsing labia
You’ve got quivering quim over that quack?  "
Can't blame her - she's only human. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real.
Be still my pulsing labia
You’ve got quivering quim over that quack?
My vulva vibrates of it's own accord Doc "
Ah Fibrillating Fanjo for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real.
Be still my pulsing labia
You’ve got quivering quim over that quack?
Can't blame her - she's only human. "
Indubitably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ?
You can lurk all you like but say hello if you want to. We aren't a bad bunch "
I know this bunch on/off for 3 yrs. they are all cool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ?
I'm meant to be asleep but just want to say if you think it is then it is "
Love your pic x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real.
Be still my pulsing labia
You’ve got quivering quim over that quack?
Can't blame her - she's only human.
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe I'm blind "
Perhaps both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real.
Be still my pulsing labia
You’ve got quivering quim over that quack?
Can't blame her - she's only human.
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe I'm blind "
Maybe you just want my cock in your behind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real.
Be still my pulsing labia
You’ve got quivering quim over that quack?
Can't blame her - she's only human.
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe I'm blind
Maybe you just want my cock in your behind"
Who wouldn’t?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chain up the doors - shit is about to get real.
Be still my pulsing labia
You’ve got quivering quim over that quack?
Can't blame her - she's only human.
Maybe I'm foolish
Maybe I'm blind
Maybe you just want my cock in your behind"
Sure that’s a song |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m usually lurking , often ignored, but hey is that a good thing ?
I'm meant to be asleep but just want to say if you think it is then it is
Love your pic x"
Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in
Who said that? 
Me me
Are you sure?
Ok just checked. Wasn’t me.  but I thought it "
You know what Thought did? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in
Don't let it worry you, it really doesn't matter
And you young lady are meant 2 be trying 2 sleep "
I know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got ingored 3 times in thread yesterday did my head in
Who said that?
Me me
Are you sure?
Ok just checked. Wasn’t me. but I thought it
You know what Thought did?"
Haha, I certainly do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ghosting is standard
It is "
Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will
Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention.
Sod's law. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ghosting is standard
It is
Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will
Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention.
Sod's law. "
Yep , totally agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ghosting is standard
It is
Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will
Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention.
Sod's law.
Yep , totally agree "
I can't imagine you getting passed over very often!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ghosting is standard
It is
Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will
Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention.
Sod's law. "
A week later they come back begging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ghosting is standard
It is
Doesn't matter how well you click with someone. There will
Always be someone bigger and better that takes their attention.
Sod's law.
A week later they come back begging"
Do tell?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just be asleep over here.
That's asking for a penis drawn on your forehead."
I often rub mine off !! But for some reason it reappears , much like a welcome sign on a door mat!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You naughty people...this all got a bit "down" after I went to sleep, it was meant to be a happy cheery thread for you to play in.
*Waggles finger*
It's hump day ... Smile and be happy in the thread for the special ones |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"I've been asleep under the pool table.
What have I missed
I know I fell asleep too oh and by the way - you snore xx"
It's ok....you talk in your sleep.
I don't know what you were dreaming about, but the language, oh my. |
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"Years ago, I ran a small hotel with a traditional pub as part of the property.
One thing I set up was a Grand Prix Club which meant early morning viewings and that involved Lockins!
Magistrates heard about it & threatened legal action until the majority of the members ensured the matter "disappeared".
Those members included serving Police officers, solicitors and even a JP.
I hold a Personal Licence if you need me."
It's made me laugh how, in a thread of people moaning about being ignored they blatantly ignored this guy! Practice what you preach guys!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Years ago, I ran a small hotel with a traditional pub as part of the property.
One thing I set up was a Grand Prix Club which meant early morning viewings and that involved Lockins!
Magistrates heard about it & threatened legal action until the majority of the members ensured the matter "disappeared".
Those members included serving Police officers, solicitors and even a JP.
I hold a Personal Licence if you need me."
As has been pointed out (), I missed this as I was heading to sleep ... You're always welcome Gen  |
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"Years ago, I ran a small hotel with a traditional pub as part of the property.
One thing I set up was a Grand Prix Club which meant early morning viewings and that involved Lockins!
Magistrates heard about it & threatened legal action until the majority of the members ensured the matter "disappeared".
Those members included serving Police officers, solicitors and even a JP.
I hold a Personal Licence if you need me.
As has been pointed out (), I missed this as I was heading to sleep ... You're always welcome Gen "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning
And the place smells of sex and stale beer..."
This place doesn't ... God forbid if it did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning
But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?! "
Except for when they are wrong ... Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning
But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?!
Unless there wrong which is everytime
Haha I just said that "
def !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning
But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?!
Unless there wrong which is everytime
Haha I just said that
def !! "
My companys customers are wonderful 
Can I uncross my fingers now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feeling quite chipper this morning, must have been the coffee
Lots of it??
well it is very good coffee, keeps me UP all night "
Ohhhhhh, don't think I could cope with being up all night anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning
But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?!
Unless there wrong which is everytime
Haha I just said that
def !!
My companys customers are wonderful
Can I uncross my fingers now? "
Yes if its to stick 2 fingers up at them all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh I love a lock in!
Be quick to get a chair. It's going to get busy.
Glass of prosecco?
Gin please! "
I'm guessing pink right?
I can do that. Maybe even add some chopped strawberries and lots of fizz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No big fun here this morning, lots of moaning customers and NOT nice moaning
But u know the customer is always right yeah ?!?!
Unless there wrong which is everytime
Haha I just said that
def !!
My companys customers are wonderful
Can I uncross my fingers now?
Yes if its to stick 2 fingers up at them all "
Yay! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see the lock in is still going. Must have been all those crisps i supplied that kept you lot going"
I'm not eating crisps I'm still on my healthy regime.
I'm just sticking to wine as it's one or two of my 5 a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see the lock in is still going. Must have been all those crisps i supplied that kept you lot going
I'm not eating crisps I'm still on my healthy regime.
I'm just sticking to wine as it's one or two of my 5 a day "
When you say 5 a day, you do mean 5 glasses right? |
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