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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lads, lads, lads...
I've seen so many threads asking for profile advice all saying the same thing so thought we could have a place where the answers can go. Rather than people typing them out each time 
1) 20 cock photos is too many.
2) It's unlikely that you are actually looking for a 99 year old so change that. But if you are, fair play (also, gross).
3) Unless you are a wordsmith on par with Shakespeare a five word description probably isn't going to cut it.
Any more generic common sense pieces of advice I've missed?
(Bracing myself for some abuse here as my profile leaves a lot to be desired but honestly this is meant to be taken lightheartedly).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mention you’re a ‘heavy cummer’. Women love to know that you blow massive loads, it’s usuallly a deal breaker if you don’t.
Also say you’re a ‘repeat cummer’ this way you put yourself under pressure to perform in the sack, thus improving your chances of not maintaining an erection due to the high standards you lied about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need dozens of pics of your cock in various women's gobs, foofs and chocolate starfish.... we love seeing those... pure catnip... makes you irresistible  "
LOL not heard the term "chocolate Starfish" in about 15 years.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go the extra mile and put in the effort by getting naked but leaving your white sports socks on. Don’t use the camera timer on your phone, just stand in front of the mirror. Also ensure the background is a tip, similar to that hot woman’s flat on Friends who Ross was trying to bang. |
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If you're taking a selfie in the mirror and saying you're single, Remove your wedding picture, Gf/wife's make up, clothes etc.
Making a fake profile,
Try and find loads of cock pictures belonging to the same Man, Even the non cock connoisseurs among us can spot two different cocks on the same profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Making a fake profile,
Try and find loads of cock pictures belonging to the same Man, Even the non cock connoisseurs among us can spot two different cocks on the same profile"
Was begining to think other men could change the ethnicity of their penis. |
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"If we're being sarcaaaastic,
don't overlook the flaccid wang over a toilet bowl, complete with a floater or skidders "
Thankfully that's one I have yet to see 
For a good background pic, Why not scatter some used clothes all over the floor just in case people looking think you only own the clothes you have on,
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"If we're being sarcaaaastic,
don't overlook the flaccid wang over a toilet bowl, complete with a floater or skidders
Thankfully that's one I have yet to see
For a good background pic, Why not scatter some used clothes all over the floor just in case people looking think you only own the clothes you have on,
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Complete the look with empty beer cans and a full ashtray. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When messaging women or couples make sure you haven’t read there profile and ask them what they’re into.
Ask to meet straight away even though they’re in Glasgow and you’re in Plymouth. If you’re messaging a couple, always presume you’re speaking to the woman. Ask for kik straight away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When messaging women or couples make sure you haven’t read there profile and ask them what they’re into.
Ask to meet straight away even though they’re in Glasgow and you’re in Plymouth. If you’re messaging a couple, always presume you’re speaking to the woman. Ask for kik straight away. "
And bemoan and say it's rude when they don't reply. |
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"When messaging women or couples make sure you haven’t read there profile and ask them what they’re into.
Ask to meet straight away even though they’re in Glasgow and you’re in Plymouth. If you’re messaging a couple, always presume you’re speaking to the woman. Ask for kik straight away. "
Don't forget, If they ignore your message they are just playing hard to get,
Keep sending messages, One a hour for a couple of days will have her hotter and wetter then a rainforest in the rainy season |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lads, lads, lads...
I've seen so many threads asking for profile advice all saying the same thing so thought we could have a place where the answers can go. Rather than people typing them out each time
1) 20 cock photos is too many.
2) It's unlikely that you are actually looking for a 99 year old so change that. But if you are, fair play (also, gross).
3) Unless you are a wordsmith on par with Shakespeare a five word description probably isn't going to cut it.
Any more generic common sense pieces of advice I've missed?
(Bracing myself for some abuse here as my profile leaves a lot to be desired but honestly this is meant to be taken lightheartedly).
Happy fabbing as ever! "
Will change my age range right away good sir. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP is that your bra on the floor in your pic ?"
Haha no. Will be my ex-wife's. Being honest the photo is about a year old and was taken before we split. |
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