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we all had those times we want the ground to swallow us up even d*unk or sober what is one of the most embarrassing moments you can remember and can now share
i went though a phaze of sleep walking and i worked in a hotel in cannock on 4 nights i managed to sleep walk out of my room naked no drink involed i may add door locked and had to walk naked to reception to get get my room opened again druing xmas party season
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Too many to mention. A few years ago i was in hospital to have small operation, the nurse gave me a robe to put on and said dont do it up at the back. Then as i was getting onto the trolly it started to come off and the hospital porter seen all my rude bits.  |
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on a night out with the gang. we were on the bus and i started getting into it with the driver who missed our stop. anyway im in the aisle and my friend pulls my pants down with a fully loaded bus behind me 
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Too many to mention, but a funny one was, i was in the pub and had had a few. Saw a girl i knew so went running up to her and flung my arms around her and gave her a big kiss. Yes i knew her well, i saw her every day cause she was my sons teacher |
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"Of anyone mentions Privet Hedges, they are DEAD
 I would never ever mention the parting of the privet hedge on an open forum that would be just so funny I mean bad
Good girl "
Or the red shoes |
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"Of anyone mentions Privet Hedges, they are DEAD
I would never ever mention the parting of the privet hedge on an open forum that would be just so funny I mean bad
Good girl
Or the red shoes "
They were black |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of anyone mentions Privet Hedges, they are DEAD
I would never ever mention the parting of the privet hedge on an open forum that would be just so funny I mean bad
Good girl
Or the red shoes
They were black "
who said I was on about your shoes poking out from under the privet hedge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Of anyone mentions Privet Hedges, they are DEAD
I would never ever mention the parting of the privet hedge on an open forum that would be just so funny I mean bad
Good girl
Or the red shoes
They were black
who said I was on about your shoes poking out from under the privet hedge "
Oh JJ ! Come hither !
She's been keeping this one quiet, pray tell ! |
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"Of anyone mentions Privet Hedges, they are DEAD
I would never ever mention the parting of the privet hedge on an open forum that would be just so funny I mean bad
Good girl
Or the red shoes
They were black
who said I was on about your shoes poking out from under the privet hedge
Oh JJ ! Come hither !
She's been keeping this one quiet, pray tell !"
Oi you two stay away from each |
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"Of anyone mentions Privet Hedges, they are DEAD
I would never ever mention the parting of the privet hedge on an open forum that would be just so funny I mean bad
Good girl
Or the red shoes
They were black
who said I was on about your shoes poking out from under the privet hedge
Oh JJ ! Come hither !
She's been keeping this one quiet, pray tell !
Oi you two stay away from each"
thats ok tell me and i'll pass it on |
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The most recent one which was still a while ago involved me going back to a girls flat . all is going well a few drinks ,bit of music ,some dancing then we go through to the bedroom . i noticed she had some plastic sheeting on the bed and thought nothing of it . she was a bit gothic so just thought bugger it , none of my concern . so clothes come off , things get hard all well ,somwwhere in the process the quilt and pillows go missing so its just us on this sheet . she sticks a finger where i dont like things going and from nowhere im pooing everywhere , she then proceeds to take handfulls of this stuff and rub it all over herself whilst laughing and gesturing me over as i lept for the ceiling . grabbed me clothes and darted right out the front door never thought about the fact that once im out on the street it was on a busy main road , so still running i was tring to stick my boxers on , hold my clothes and flag a cab all without crying like a big baby . eventually this cab stops and i hop in . got me boxers and me jeans but nothing else on yet . guy asks where to i say city centre ....he looks in the mirror and then says to me you have been up at so and so's flat haven't you ? apparantly this happened quite a bit with this girl and was common bloody knowledge to everyone but me !!! was destraught at that one lol |
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"Of anyone mentions Privet Hedges, they are DEAD
I would never ever mention the parting of the privet hedge on an open forum that would be just so funny I mean bad
Good girl
Or the red shoes
They were black
who said I was on about your shoes poking out from under the privet hedge
Oh JJ ! Come hither !
She's been keeping this one quiet, pray tell !
Oi you two stay away from each
thats ok tell me and i'll pass it on "
Oi you  |
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