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How do you flirt?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My flirting game is terrible. My idea of flirting is looking at someone's Facebook pictures and hoping they are braver than me and will send me a message.
But alas, I am still single so I don't think it's working.
How do you flirt? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I take the piss out of them.... then tell them my womb aches for them and they make my fandango do the tango.
Sometimes I'll ask if they want to go for food.
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Would defo work for me!!!! |
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"No idea! I can't flirt for shit! The last time someone centre up to me,he said- you look nice, I said, well I'm not! Ah! Terminally single!"
ffs! Twatty phone! The last time someone came up to me..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My flirting game is terrible. My idea of flirting is looking at someone's Facebook pictures and hoping they are braver than me and will send me a message.
But alas, I am still single so I don't think it's working.
How do you flirt?"
Badly |
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Flirting is something I've never quite managed to master.... even just fluttering my eyelashes makes me look demented. So I tend to stick with the tried and tested schoolyard stuff... tweaking pigtails, pinching arms (or bottoms), sticking out my tongue, calling boys I like a doo-doo head...
Ok I may have lied about that last one.... but you get my drift..  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Flirting is something I've never quite managed to master.... even just fluttering my eyelashes makes me look demented. So I tend to stick with the tried and tested schoolyard stuff... tweaking pigtails, pinching arms (or bottoms), sticking out my tongue, calling boys I like a doo-doo head...
Ok I may have lied about that last one.... but you get my drift.. "
 I might try this! |
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"Flirting is something I've never quite managed to master.... even just fluttering my eyelashes makes me look demented. So I tend to stick with the tried and tested schoolyard stuff... tweaking pigtails, pinching arms (or bottoms), sticking out my tongue, calling boys I like a doo-doo head...
Ok I may have lied about that last
one.... but you get my drift.. "
Hahahahaha haha
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Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.
Knew I'd get there in under a year!
Fingers and fumbs
Thought it was Fat and Frumpy
That's why they never get a reply 
Fragile and frigid "
Freaky at fifty? |
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Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.
Knew I'd get there in under a year!
Fingers and fumbs
Thought it was Fat and Frumpy
That's why they never get a reply
Fragile and frigid
Freaky at fifty?"
Flaccid and fungal |
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Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.
Knew I'd get there in under a year!
Fingers and fumbs
Thought it was Fat and Frumpy
That's why they never get a reply
Fragile and frigid
Freaky at fifty?"
Full and flatulent... obviously!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Terribly! That’s one way that fab/swinging has really changed me; I don’t really have a sliding scale. If I full on flirted with someone I would probably melt their face off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My flirting game is terrible. My idea of flirting is looking at someone's Facebook pictures and hoping they are braver than me and will send me a message.
But alas, I am still single so I don't think it's working.
How do you flirt?"
Dont be daft you flirt all the time |
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Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.
Knew I'd get there in under a year!
Fingers and fumbs
Thought it was Fat and Frumpy
That's why they never get a reply
Fragile and frigid
Freaky at fifty?
Full and flatulent... obviously! "
How the fuck did I not think of that one?  |
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Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.
Knew I'd get there in under a year!
Fingers and fumbs
Thought it was Fat and Frumpy
That's why they never get a reply
Fragile and frigid
Freaky at fifty?
Full and flatulent... obviously!
How the fuck did I not think of that one? "
Finger A Fudge? |
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Just managed to work out what FAF stands for.
Knew I'd get there in under a year!
Fingers and fumbs
Thought it was Fat and Frumpy
That's why they never get a reply
Fragile and frigid
Freaky at fifty?
Full and flatulent... obviously!
How the fuck did I not think of that one?
Finger A Fudge?"
Fump a flange? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.
I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.
However, inside i’m swooning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.
I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.
However, inside i’m swooning."
I’m kind of like that, if I meet someone that I like i just kind of freeze... I think I’m destined to be single forever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.
I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.
However, inside i’m swooning."
I'll take you're ignorance of me as a good sign then.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tend to ignore folk i find attractive in person and I definately can’t look at them.
I’m generally very nonchalant and have a disinterested air.
However, inside i’m swooning.
I'll take you're ignorance of me as a good sign then. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a recent turn of events, it turns out I flirt by telling someone I want to wear their skin.
After she's rubbed the lotion on it?"
I was going to follow up with that. I decided to go with stealing a kidney. |
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Its why I'm still single and still here 
