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The benefits of pineapple?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?
Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently it makes your load heavier; I am somewhat sceptical as I can’t see how that would work physiologically, but I am reliably informed it is the case. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do a control test.
Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.
Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.
Let us know how it goes. "
I like a scientific approach. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently it makes your load heavier; I am somewhat sceptical as I can’t see how that would work physiologically, but I am reliably informed it is the case. "
Not sure about that part.
Not denying it, just saying I've never noticed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believe you need to drink it in the few hours before sex to make a difference.
Cal"
Juice has additives, probably best just sticking with an actual pineapple. |
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"Do a control test.
Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.
Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.
Let us know how it goes.
I like a scientific approach. "
Pineapple induced Wankwater, 8 out 10 fabber said they prefer it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do a control test.
Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.
Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.
Let us know how it goes.
I like a scientific approach. "
Exactly my thinking, and if they guys want us to swallow their baby batter, it seems only fair that they give it a whirl themselves to see what we have to put up with.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do a control test.
Taste one of your loads pre-pinapple.
Taste one of your loads post-pineapple.
Let us know how it goes.
I like a scientific approach.
Exactly my thinking, and if they guys want us to swallow their baby batter, it seems only fair that they give it a whirl themselves to see what we have to put up with. "
You’d not get much chance to test it, it tastes so good I eat it all myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?
Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?"
It makes you impotent
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?
Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?
It makes you impotent
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It doesn't really but I thought it might panic you for a second  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looks like I wasted my £1.20 - she's cancelled, as always seems to be the way...
Good job I like pineapple anyway!"
Don’t waste it. Have a wank and taste it yourself- sweeeet  |
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"Looks like I wasted my £1.20 - she's cancelled, as always seems to be the way...
Good job I like pineapple anyway!"
She probably read this and cancelled due to your assumption that she would be sucking you off? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looks like I wasted my £1.20 - she's cancelled, as always seems to be the way...
Good job I like pineapple anyway!
She probably read this and cancelled due to your assumption that she would be sucking you off?"
Shes not on Fab - and she loves sucking me off so it was a fair assumption... |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?
Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?"
Delicious protein shot |
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I think the scientific evidence is limited at best but anecdotal reports say it helps sweeten the flavour. Remember though that it's probably in addition to the current taste so, just as you can't polish a turd, it could end up with the effect of cheap air freshener. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One dose of puneapple wont be enough. You need to cut out certain foods like dairy fish amd salty stuff and eat pineapple every day for a fww weeks then it should work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive got a meet tomorrow and have just troughed a load of pineapple as rumour has it this makes cum taste nicer (yes, I'm a proper gent, me!) - but is this a myth?
Can anyone extol the virtues of pineapple-infused jitler, or have I just wasted £1.20?"
Eating pineapple as well as most fruits do tend to make bodily fluids sweeter in taste as it removes the acidity and bitterness - I regularly eat fruit simply for the health benefits Watermelon and lemon is also a good testosterone booster lol a natural viagra some might say  |
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