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I abuse the word ugly.
I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.
If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"
My face looks like a bag of spanners.
When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.
Thanks for starting a thread just for me.
'Preciated.
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"I abuse the word ugly.
I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.
If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"
My face looks like a bag of spanners.
When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.
Thanks for starting a thread just for me.
'Preciated.
"
Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my snap on's  |
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"I abuse the word ugly.
I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.
If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"
My face looks like a bag of spanners.
When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.
Thanks for starting a thread just for me.
'Preciated.
Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my strap on "
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"I abuse the word ugly.
I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.
If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"
My face looks like a bag of spanners.
When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.
Thanks for starting a thread just for me.
'Preciated.
Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my strap on
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Come here big boy  |
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"I’m too hideous and odious for this thread - I’m out 
So I can see  "
Medusa didn’t see herself in the mirror she caught a glimpse of me and it petrified her  |
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"I abuse the word ugly.
I hit every branch on the way down when I fell out the ugly tree.
If look up the word ugly in the dictionary it says "see Stings profile"
My face looks like a bag of spanners.
When I smile I look like a bulldog licking the piss off a thistle.
Thanks for starting a thread just for me.
'Preciated.
Oi stop abusing spanners. I love my strap on
Come here big boy "
I bet you say that to all the fugly young men.
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"Wanders in
Reads thread ...
Looks at reflection in ocean.
*crys unconsolablely
Hides ugly face in sand at the back of the man cave "
*Puts sympathetic and empathetic arm around fellow sufferer*
*Is sick in mouth a little at being this close to you.* |
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