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Ladies you’re all gorgeous !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!"
That's a blatant lie mate but excellent attempt at arse licking.  
If you're gonna use that logic are all guys on here handsome too?  |
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" sweat rash
Mustn't forget the chafe.
Offt gunt sores
Whack a bit of sudocrem on and you’ll be as gorgeous as the rest of us in no time  "
Talc do? Dry them out a bit first plus it smells nicer.
I'll nip to nans and use her lavender. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thought ooh what a creep then saw the 'hilarous' responses berating the poor chap 
You crack on mate. Beats the hateful crap around here "
TBF he deserved it. I nearly threw up all over the place when I read it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lealthy dose of cynicism on a Tuesday knocking around!
Kudos for the sentiment behind the thread fella, at the same point though; these kind of threads never go well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey You with the over grown bush, sweat rash and beard...
He thinks you are gorgeous."
Thank god, someone does at last! I knew the gut and excess hair would come into fashion someday!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve seen quite a few that arn’t gorgeous so you either have very very low standards or you are the worlds biggest and most blatant arse licker. I’m going with the latter. You can’t posdibly find every girl gorgeous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've looked at every profile then?
Faces too?
Women have faces?
I don’t. I’m just a vagina on legs.
Sure I can see some torso and tits on your photo "
Oh yeah, that’s me too  |
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"I’ve seen quite a few that arn’t gorgeous so you either have very very low standards or you are the worlds biggest and most blatant arse licker. I’m going with the latter. You can’t posdibly find every girl gorgeous. "
I'm partial to an arse licking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!"
great ass licking lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!"
I know it's cynical and he probably didn't mean it this way but I read it as, 'I will stick my dick in literally anyone'.
If only the ladies reciprocated the sentiment to the men. Even us ugly fuckers would be in! |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!"
I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though. |
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!
I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though."
Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled? |
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!
I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.
Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?"
Oi that’s mine. Cheeky blighter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!
That's a blatant lie mate but excellent attempt at arse licking.
If you're gonna use that logic are all guys on here handsome too? "
All apart from you... face like a melted welly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First thought ooh what a creep then saw the 'hilarous' responses berating the poor chap
You crack on mate. Beats the hateful crap around here "
Thank you OP. Have a good day. |
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!
I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.
Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?
Oi that’s mine. Cheeky blighter"
Stinking of garlic love |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!
I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.
Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?"
Who the fuck discards a Kebab, twats. |
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" I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! And I read so many profiles with ladies being underconfident and and almost embarrassed About themselves! let me take this opportunity to say, every single one of you ladies are sexy, beautiful and gorgeous! Without you was blokes would just be wandering the Earth, lost and bewildered!
I have definitely spotted some mingers. All subjective though.
Did they have a vagina like a discarded kebab that a fox had dragged out of the bin and mauled?
Who the fuck discards a Kebab, twats."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Nearly had my eye out "
He really needs to be more careful with that thing. Wrap it round your waist a couple of times Bearded. It's like you're twirling a cane. |
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