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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That sort of counts, doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pfft, is that all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking with your head. Is that when you imagine sex as you wank?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate is such a strong ugly word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate is such a strong ugly word

This

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Go and get it then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join Fab they said, bound to get lucky

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. "

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

Take it the "gangbang for someone you only spoke to over fab for like 5 minutes" you was trying to organise never happened?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh diddums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start a "Go fund me" page for an escort.

I'll throw in 25p.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well there potentially could be a lucky or unlucky lady thats going to be on the recieving end of that pent up frustration.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start a "Go fund me" page for an escort.

I'll throw in 25p. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My heart bleeds for you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Start a "Go fund me" page for an escort.

I'll throw in 25p. "

I'll give 30p.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Start a "Go fund me" page for an escort.

I'll throw in 25p.

I'll give 30p."

I'll add the 5p to make it 60p

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"Start a "Go fund me" page for an escort.

I'll throw in 25p. "

Let me see what I can find down the back of my sofa and see if Im aloud to donate to such a worthy cause

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone shag the poor fella...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

65p already.

Dig deep people. Whatever you can spare will help.

I missed my vocation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone shag the poor fella..."

You trying to start a stampede?

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By *aenMan over a year ago

Here and There

"Start a "Go fund me" page for an escort.

I'll throw in 25p.

I'll give 30p."

Such extravagance, I’ll contribute 5p

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"65p already.

Dig deep people. Whatever you can spare will help.

I missed my vocation. "

I'm aloud to round it off to a pound.

Here's 35p

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Have not had sex since lunch time. Life sucks.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"65p already.

Dig deep people. Whatever you can spare will help.

I missed my vocation. "

It would tickle me if you got him a TS escort.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone shag the poor fella...

You trying to start a stampede?

You think it might work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we raise enough money by November?

November 2020

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is this sex that everyone wants but dont get ?

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"Can we raise enough money by November?

November 2020"

If we try really really hard maybe November 2021

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Fucking with your head. Is that when you imagine sex as you wank?"

No, that's being a dick head...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Start a "Go fund me" page for an escort.

I'll throw in 25p.

I'll give 30p.

Such extravagance, I’ll contribute 5p

Tight sod the man is doing his nut in,go on push it to 10p.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"65p already.

Dig deep people. Whatever you can spare will help.

I missed my vocation.

It would tickle me if you got him a TS escort."

I would pay for the whole evening

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Someone shag the poor fella..."

You first...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have not had sex since lunch time. Life sucks.

Not since last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you at Uni?? And you can’t get laid there?

Wow...university has changed a lot!

University and swingers site...and no sex. You are either doing something wrong or spending too much time on here and not getting yourself out there at uni....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone shag the poor fella...

You trying to start a stampede?

You think it might work?

Improbable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not had full penetrative sex since Saturday the 13th of January!

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

"Have not had sex since lunch time. Life sucks.

Not since last week

Be strong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 whole pound in 18 minutes.

Donwe have anyone in the house to do the required calculations??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve not had sex since February.

Send help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find the best way to end a sex drought is to start a thread about how you’re not having the sex, cause that’s really attractive to women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone shag the poor fella...

You first..."

I would, honestly, but I’m saving myself for marriage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find the best way to end a sex drought is to start a thread about how you’re not having the sex, cause that’s really attractive to women. "

THE SEX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve not had sex since February.

Send help. "

I’m on my way

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By *J8929Man over a year ago

london

The desperation here is a strong indication of why you haven’t penetrated recently mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 whole pound in 18 minutes.

Donwe have anyone in the house to do the required calculations?? "

£100 in 30 hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve not had sex since February.

Send help.

I’m on my way "

Bring your Lycra.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have not had sex since lunch time. Life sucks.

Not since last week

Be strong

I’m trying, believe me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve not had sex since February.

Send help.

I’m on my way

Bring your Lycra."

Already way ahead of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well look on the brightside. You may be suffering a drought but you've made a pound

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"1 whole pound in 18 minutes.

Donwe have anyone in the house to do the required calculations?? "

I hope he appreciates all the hard work you have done for him

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Wow...university has changed a lot!"

It really hasn’t.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But I haven’t had sex for such a long time and it’s so unfair! Waaah waah !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve not had sex since February.

Send help. "

Come on man i only gave you the keys to the castle last week

You cant have forgotten everything already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But I haven’t had sex for such a long time and it’s so unfair! Waaah waah !"

You will pull thru i just know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 whole pound in 18 minutes.

Donwe have anyone in the house to do the required calculations??

£100 in 30 hours "

Sod that give him a pony and we'll go to the pub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well look on the brightside. You may be suffering a drought but you've made a pound

It's a pounding he's looking for though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find the best way to end a sex drought is to start a thread about how you’re not having the sex, cause that’s really attractive to women.

THE SEX

"
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Apparently it’s from Miranda!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell u what mate il be your wingman if you promice not to say a word we shall get u sorted in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through? "

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find the best way to end a sex drought is to start a thread about how you’re not having the sex, cause that’s really attractive to women. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell u what mate il be your wingman if you promice not to say a word we shall get u sorted in no time

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"Tell u what mate il be your wingman if you promice not to say a word we shall get u sorted in no time

If we give you the pound we have raised can you and sure he spends it wisely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this. "

What about the group wankathon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure the van lady would be happy to help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon? "

Oh yeah, I was up for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love the posts on here. Thanks for laughs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone called a waahmbulance yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that"

Haha, I was going to help out if they were busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that"

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has anyone called a waahmbulance yet?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. "

Amateur!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most. "

Should I bring lube and some flip flops ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most. "

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Someone shag the poor fella...

You first...

I would, honestly, but I’m saving myself for marriage

Well I can't I'm too old,I don't know what else to suggest really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

Amateur!"

Care to teach me 'professional'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life. "

Women also love self pity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

Amateur!

Care to teach me 'professional'? "

Head to holbeck leeds for that mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life. "

Didn’t say it had anything to do with you, it’s a wankathon joke...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity. "

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life. "

If you wernt so whiny every week u wouldnt be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore. "

That’s the spirit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

If you wernt so whiny every week u wouldnt be"

Anyone speak Whinese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone shag the poor fella...

You first...

I would, honestly, but I’m saving myself for marriage

Well I can't I'm too old,I don't know what else to suggest really."

He's not a roofer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

If you wernt so whiny every week u wouldnt be"

Doesn't really make a difference what I do. I'll always have failed a guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. "
slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah"

Very original coming from Bradford.

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

If you wernt so whiny every week u wouldnt be

Doesn't really make a difference what I do. I'll always have failed a guy. "

Well throw a dress on and try life as a lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I havnt had sex for 3 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

If you wernt so whiny every week u wouldnt be

Doesn't really make a difference what I do. I'll always have failed a guy. "

If there’s one thing I’ve learnt about wooing the ladies is that they love a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find the best way to end a sex drought is to start a thread about how you’re not having the sex, cause that’s really attractive to women.

"
she knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong. "

The answers my friend are just blowin in the wind,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

If you wernt so whiny every week u wouldnt be

Doesn't really make a difference what I do. I'll always have failed a guy.

If there’s one thing I’ve learnt about wooing the ladies is that they love a "

Supermatch game?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

Very original coming from Bradford. "
got told about it from a bloke from Keighley

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore. "

No just go out to the uni bar and be positive in yourself.

Non confident guys don't pull just don't be an arrogant that.

Be yourself.

A site like this isn't an instant shag!

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong. "

Good grief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore.

No just go out to the uni bar and be positive in yourself.

Non confident guys don't pull just don't be an arrogant that.

Be yourself.

A site like this isn't an instant shag!"

I never joined this for that.

I joined this because I wanted to explore stuff I couldn't do with girls around me. Not that it made a difference.

Its the worst for me as I just have no game and, myself in a place like that is just standing around just being in stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong.

Good grief."

Yep.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

Very original coming from Bradford. got told about it from a bloke from Keighley "
haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put on your best propeller hat, cargo shorts and crocs and walk into that uni bar like you own the fucker. The women will all look round and ask ‘wow, who’s that!’ And someone will whisper he’s the dude who start a thread about his sex drought! And they’ll say ‘well that drought is now over!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put on your best propeller hat, cargo shorts and crocs and walk into that uni bar like you own the fucker. The women will all look round and ask ‘wow, who’s that!’ And someone will whisper he’s the dude who start a thread about his sex drought! And they’ll say ‘well that drought is now over!’

Crocs? He'll need wellies and waders when the floodgates open.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Uni bars are the worst for it as noone goes there other than people in relationships.

Clubs are where to find just sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore.

No just go out to the uni bar and be positive in yourself.

Non confident guys don't pull just don't be an arrogant that.

Be yourself.

A site like this isn't an instant shag!

I never joined this for that.

I joined this because I wanted to explore stuff I couldn't do with girls around me. Not that it made a difference.

Its the worst for me as I just have no game and, myself in a place like that is just standing around just being in stupid. "

Get out with your mates. Even if you don’t hook up, you’ll still have a good time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uni bars are the worst for it as noone goes there other than people in relationships.

Clubs are where to find just sex. "

Complains he's not having sex... Knows where to get it on tap. Dafuq?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uni bars are the worst for it as noone goes there other than people in relationships.

Clubs are where to find just sex.

Complains he's not having sex... Knows where to get it on tap. Dafuq?"

Why oh why can’t we post gifs on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unblock single men

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"1 whole pound in 18 minutes.

Donwe have anyone in the house to do the required calculations?? "

Excel spreadsheet and PowerPoint presentation?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"65p already.

Dig deep people. Whatever you can spare will help.

I missed my vocation.

It would tickle me if you got him a TS escort."

DO IT!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uni bars are the worst for it as noone goes there other than people in relationships.

Clubs are where to find just sex.

Complains he's not having sex... Knows where to get it on tap. Dafuq?

Why oh why can’t we post gifs on here "

I know. I have a perfect Katt Williams picture I wanted to post, but I don't know if I can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore.

No just go out to the uni bar and be positive in yourself.

Non confident guys don't pull just don't be an arrogant that.

Be yourself.

A site like this isn't an instant shag!

I never joined this for that.

I joined this because I wanted to explore stuff I couldn't do with girls around me. Not that it made a difference.

Its the worst for me as I just have no game and, myself in a place like that is just standing around just being in stupid.

Get out with your mates. Even if you don’t hook up, you’ll still have a good time! "

What mates? I haven't had a social life since January.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Uni bars are the worst for it as noone goes there other than people in relationships.

Clubs are where to find just sex.

Complains he's not having sex... Knows where to get it on tap. Dafuq?"

Easier said than done mate. I've literally never had any luck in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore.

No just go out to the uni bar and be positive in yourself.

Non confident guys don't pull just don't be an arrogant that.

Be yourself.

A site like this isn't an instant shag!

I never joined this for that.

I joined this because I wanted to explore stuff I couldn't do with girls around me. Not that it made a difference.

Its the worst for me as I just have no game and, myself in a place like that is just standing around just being in stupid.

Get out with your mates. Even if you don’t hook up, you’ll still have a good time!

What mates? I haven't had a social life since January. "

I’m gonna guess that you fucked your mates gf in November and he found out about it in January

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on your hand for an hour then have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore.

No just go out to the uni bar and be positive in yourself.

Non confident guys don't pull just don't be an arrogant that.

Be yourself.

A site like this isn't an instant shag!

I never joined this for that.

I joined this because I wanted to explore stuff I couldn't do with girls around me. Not that it made a difference.

Its the worst for me as I just have no game and, myself in a place like that is just standing around just being in stupid.

Get out with your mates. Even if you don’t hook up, you’ll still have a good time!

What mates? I haven't had a social life since January.

I’m gonna guess that you fucked your mates gf in November and he found out about it in January

No. I've had plenty of chances at that. But I was the good guy in the matter. November was an mmf from here.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through? "

That what I thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about your gangbang thread ..how did that go ..was it just a fantasy after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

Very original coming from Bradford. got told about it from a bloke from Keighley "

Can we please keep all comments about my group wankathon in the forum and out of the PMs. I’d hate for anyone to miss out.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong. "

Really?

You of all men on this site have zero room to say that.

In all my years on here I have never seen a single man ask for and receive so much help and advice.

The community on here has done just about everything short of physically putting your dick into a willing female for you!

Take a long hard look at yourself before you start trying the self pity approach, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What about your gangbang thread ..how did that go ..was it just a fantasy after all "

No its happening in about a month.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m hoping that it’s like riding a bike and I haven’t forgotten what to do......

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"65p already.

Dig deep people. Whatever you can spare will help.

I missed my vocation.

It would tickle me if you got him a TS escort.

DO IT!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong.

Really?

You of all men on this site have zero room to say that.

In all my years on here I have never seen a single man ask for and receive so much help and advice.

The community on here has done just about everything short of physically putting your dick into a willing female for you!

Take a long hard look at yourself before you start trying the self pity approach, please.

I never even put this up for pitty.

I just put it because I'm in a shitty mood about it and needed someone entertainment from the people that love to bust balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m hoping that it’s like riding a bike and I haven’t forgotten what to do......

Who knows? I may not know how to get hard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about your gangbang thread ..how did that go ..was it just a fantasy after all

No its happening in about a month. "

Oh well...only a month to wait to get your end away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

Very original coming from Bradford. got told about it from a bloke from Keighley

Can we please keep all comments about my group wankathon in the forum and out of the PMs. I’d hate for anyone to miss out. "

I will not have her group wankathon bandied around willynilly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This forum never disappoints with the giggles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

Very original coming from Bradford. got told about it from a bloke from Keighley

Can we please keep all comments about my group wankathon in the forum and out of the PMs. I’d hate for anyone to miss out.

I will not have her group wankathon bandied around willynilly!"

I wouldn’t mind escaping up your tunnel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hire an escort girl?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

Very original coming from Bradford. got told about it from a bloke from Keighley

Can we please keep all comments about my group wankathon in the forum and out of the PMs. I’d hate for anyone to miss out.

I will not have her group wankathon bandied around willynilly!

I wouldn’t mind escaping up your tunnel "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. slap a lb of mince in microwave for couple minutes and have a wank it be wet and warm hahah

Very original coming from Bradford. got told about it from a bloke from Keighley

Can we please keep all comments about my group wankathon in the forum and out of the PMs. I’d hate for anyone to miss out.

I will not have her group wankathon bandied around willynilly!"
sorry my bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you? "

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?"

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.? "

You can take a good guess.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort. "

What does slag off an escort mean? Escorts are there to provide a service. One you seem to need right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.? "

You don’t. Same as anyone else you have sex with

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.? "

Wear a condom and it doesn't really matter too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort.

What does slag off an escort mean? Escorts are there to provide a service. One you seem to need right now."

I'd never pay for sex, no matter how desperate I got.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

Women also love self pity.

Well nothing changes ever. May aswell just accept that I've failed as a guy instead of trying anymore.

No just go out to the uni bar and be positive in yourself.

Non confident guys don't pull just don't be an arrogant that.

Be yourself.

A site like this isn't an instant shag!

I never joined this for that.

I joined this because I wanted to explore stuff I couldn't do with girls around me. Not that it made a difference.

Its the worst for me as I just have no game and, myself in a place like that is just standing around just being in stupid. "

How do you know till you meet someone and explore with them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.? "

How do you know where any sexual partner has 'been'?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Not going to a slag of an escort."

Boom. Jackpot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort.

What does slag off an escort mean? Escorts are there to provide a service. One you seem to need right now.

I'd never pay for sex, no matter how desperate I got.

You should have said that earlier, before the whip round

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You don’t. Same as anyone else you have sex with "

But they get paid to open their legs countless times a day.

They've probably had 10 times the guys a girl having gbs every week has had.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You can take a good guess. "

Romford?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort. "

As if I didn't know already, there's the answer to most of your problems right there....

You really do have a dreadful attitude to women.

It's really unattractive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort.

What does slag off an escort mean? Escorts are there to provide a service. One you seem to need right now.

I'd never pay for sex, no matter how desperate I got.

You should have said that earlier, before the whip round "

I’ll take the money from the whip round for a male escort. Or a stripper for a ladies only forum social?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You can take a good guess.

Romford?"

The correct answer is ‘on their back’

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"As has been suggested a million times, if you are that keen to get you balls wet

1. Get out on the uni bar circuit and find someone

2. Have a wander up the road to Le Chambre and have some fun

3. Save up/crowd fund and get yourself an hour or so with an escort.

Lots of single men on here don't get meets, why should you?

I'm not saying I should. My post wasn't even about this site. It was about my life in general.

Not going to a slag of an escort.

As if I didn't know already, there's the answer to most of your problems right there....

You really do have a dreadful attitude to women.

It's really unattractive."

Could be a bloke escort and shove one up his fudge pipe

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.? "

I'm guessing a lot of escorts who've been with young lads who can't get a shag.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You don’t. Same as anyone else you have sex with

But they get paid to open their legs countless times a day.

They've probably had 10 times the guys a girl having gbs every week has had. "

What’s gbs, am I being thick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You don’t. Same as anyone else you have sex with

But they get paid to open their legs countless times a day.

They've probably had 10 times the guys a girl having gbs every week has had.

What’s gbs, am I being thick

Gang bangs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You don’t. Same as anyone else you have sex with

But they get paid to open their legs countless times a day.

They've probably had 10 times the guys a girl having gbs every week has had.

What’s gbs, am I being thick

Gangbangs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You don’t. Same as anyone else you have sex with

But they get paid to open their legs countless times a day.

They've probably had 10 times the guys a girl having gbs every week has had.

What’s gbs, am I being thick

Gang bangs"
I agree with her get a escort

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

I'm guessing a lot of escorts who've been with young lads who can't get a shag.....

I don't care. I'd rather burn the money. Its just the point you know you have completely failed.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.? "

To be honestgiven the choice between a professional escort who would take care of herself and likelybe very careful and regularly tested, as well as been very experienced , and some random woman you might pull on here prepared to fuck you, may not get herself checked over regularly or even ever and maybe has limited experience.... Id go with the escort every time.

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

You don’t. Same as anyone else you have sex with

But they get paid to open their legs countless times a day.

They've probably had 10 times the guys a girl having gbs every week has had.

What’s gbs, am I being thick

Gang bangs"

Probably should have got that from the context...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort. "

I know what you are talking about.

Its just that if I do that I'll feel great while its happening then so much worse after as its a realisation that I've completely failed. That the only way I can get laid is if I pay for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

What happened to the gang bang woman, or did that fall through?

Not gonna happen till next month maybe end of this.

What about the group wankathon?

Oh yeah, I was up for that

It would have been a load of guys wanking over 2 girls at most.

Yeah don’t worry it’s a private joke with another user

Not surprised I'm a laughing stock. Nothing different to real life.

If you wernt so whiny every week u wouldnt be

Doesn't really make a difference what I do. I'll always have failed a guy.

Well throw a dress on and try life as a lady

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. "
your lucky guy on Ireland page said he hadn't had sex in 4 years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong. "

I did last week as did others

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now. "

I've had a shag in the time it's taken to get to this point of your thread OP.

#Justbraggin'

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort. "

You know I may just order myself one,at least they'll blooming well turn up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm at uni. It should be so easy. Wish I could actually have someone to tell me where I go so wrong.

I did last week as did others"

I didn’t, I was busy having sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

I've had a shag in the time it's taken to get to this point of your thread OP.

#Justbraggin'"

Well done. Go get yourself a medal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort.

You know I may just order myself one,at least they'll blooming well turn up."

And have a bit of sexual experience when they do!!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort.

I know what you are talking about.

Its just that if I do that I'll feel great while its happening then so much worse after as its a realisation that I've completely failed. That the only way I can get laid is if I pay for it. "

Why is that failing?

I think you need to give your head a bit of a wobble op.

You seem to have a strange grasp of life 'n' stuff...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice way to troll and rub it in. Typical internet. Though this forum was different.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

I've had a shag in the time it's taken to get to this point of your thread OP.

#Justbraggin'

Well done. Go get yourself a medal. "

Actually I'm getting a sangwidge.

Back for seconds in a min.....

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort.

I know what you are talking about.

Its just that if I do that I'll feel great while its happening then so much worse after as its a realisation that I've completely failed. That the only way I can get laid is if I pay for it. "

And the Le Chambre option?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort.

I know what you are talking about.

Its just that if I do that I'll feel great while its happening then so much worse after as its a realisation that I've completely failed. That the only way I can get laid is if I pay for it.

Why is that failing?

I think you need to give your head a bit of a wobble op.

You seem to have a strange grasp of life 'n' stuff..."

Because if you pay for sex then its a realisation that you can't get it any other way. Its just a worse step and you'll just feel like so much more of a failure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

I've had a shag in the time it's taken to get to this point of your thread OP.

#Justbraggin'

Well done. Go get yourself a medal. "

Do they give out medals for sex? Fuck. Nobody told me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hate that I haven't had sex since November. Its literally fucking with my head now.

I've had a shag in the time it's taken to get to this point of your thread OP.

#Justbraggin'

Well done. Go get yourself a medal.

Actually I'm getting a sangwidge.

Back for seconds in a min....."

Bet she tastes like fish

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Nice way to troll and rub it in. Typical internet. Though this forum was different. "

Feck offffff, you KNOW what the lounge is like, you've posted enough threads on it and contributed enough posts.

It's full of piss takers and banter.

You know it is.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hire an escort girl?

No. Hate the thought of them. How do you even know where they've been.?

Im not saying some crack headstreet hooker. A professional escort.

You know I may just order myself one,at least they'll blooming well turn up.

And have a bit of sexual experience when they do!!"

Exactly. I'm saving for my hols so can't really afford it,you wonderful people need to start a collection for me if op doesn't want it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Nooo start another thread I want an escort collection going...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im actually starting to believe your into humiliation

Its the only reason for you doing these threads all the time

Are you knocking one out as people take the piss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice way to troll and rub it in. Typical internet. Though this forum was different. "

Well when your attitude stinks it's no surprise people react the way they do.

I haven't had sex since Christmas 2016, but I'm not fucking moaning about it. I don't wanna come across as arrogant here. I may not be the best looking guy in the world, but I'm probably more attractive to women on this thread than you are at the moment because I'm not crying about getting laid.

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